Nicole Richie hits the beach

May 30th, 2006 // 316 Comments
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Comments (316)

  1. Jacq | May 30, 2006 at 11:46 am

    What is that thing around her neck? It makes her look fat.

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  2. fukusan | May 30, 2006 at 11:48 am

    fat bitch

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  3. Dr.Rokter | May 30, 2006 at 11:48 am

    #1 Hee, hee. It’s actually a brace to keep her neck from snapping in half from the weight of her sunglasses.

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  4. Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 30, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Ew! I hate it when you can see the sternum between the breasts..not attractive at all!

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  5. squirlgal1 | May 30, 2006 at 11:53 am

    She looks like an eleven year old playing dress up with her Jewish grandmother’s sunglasses. Eat some carbs for petes sake!

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  6. BarbadoSlim | May 30, 2006 at 11:54 am

    Yeah eh …nice ribcage honey, now can you give us a view of your sexy coccyx.

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  7. lovesIT | May 30, 2006 at 11:55 am

    ohhhh nicole…..you were so much more fun as a fatty

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  8. tarjamarja | May 30, 2006 at 11:56 am

    Shouldn’t the title of this post be “Skeleton hits the beach”..?

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  9. spatz | May 30, 2006 at 11:56 am

    this is the ugliest most wretched woman to walk the face of the earth. she is so disgusting and so ugly i want to punch her mother right square in the v for giving birth to this thing.

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  10. BarbadoSlim | May 30, 2006 at 11:56 am

    I’ll say it now and I’ll say it again cows in dark floral prints should not be allowed anywhere near a beach.

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  11. PapaHotNuts | May 30, 2006 at 11:58 am

    I knew if I just studied this treasure map a little longer I would eventually find that sunken chest I’ve been searching for.

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  12. Jacq | May 30, 2006 at 11:59 am

    She should put her huge upper teeth away. Unless she’s so hungry that she’s trying to eat her own head.

    That wish sandwich diet seems to be working well for her – as in, gee, I really wish I could have a sandwich.

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  13. squirlgal1 | May 30, 2006 at 11:59 am

    and who are all these people walking with her? How do you get that job??

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  14. Fisher55 | May 30, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    oh my god i just saw these photos *vomits*

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  15. Tracie | May 30, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    Spatz, that’s probably why her birth mother actually gave her up for adoption.
    Note to self: Remember, allowing others to see your femur bone without an xray is NOT a good thing.

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  16. Fisher55 | May 30, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    is that karen carpenter’s daughter?

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  17. BoredBlonde | May 30, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    She looks gross but better than she did when she was a fatass on the Simple Life.

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  18. 86 | May 30, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    Do guys like fucking little boys?

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  19. fukusan | May 30, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    I’d hit that fat pig. Two times.

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  20. UNWASHEDMASSES | May 30, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    Jacq – couldn’t agree more. Since she went on the Auschwitz diet, it looks like she stuffed her Grandma’s dentures in her mouth. The sad thing is you can tell she’s delusional from lack of sustenance – she thinks she’s sooooo hot. Look at her leading those pack of “fatties”, like she’s some anti-food goddess. How can you fuck that? Her pelvic bones must be like a food processor on your cock.

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  21. MeanNate | May 30, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    Ever seen a ninety year old woman naked? Um… now you have.

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  22. BarbadoSlim | May 30, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    What is it with these women and ugly feet. Skeletor on the left there looks like she has talons and don’t get me started on the canckled wonder on the right.

    YUCK

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  23. tits_on_snack | May 30, 2006 at 12:13 pm

    Stop making fun of grandma.

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  24. Ari | May 30, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    I really hate that despite being skinny… she is still flabby. Dammit, eat a sandwich, lift some weights.

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  25. Ari | May 30, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    And I swear, the next person I see in sunglasses like that… will be eating them.

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  26. FloydGator | May 30, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    a pirates wet dream…a sunken chest

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  27. suzy | May 30, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    lol, that thing around her neck looks like it’s being used to keep her head on, because she doesnt have enough meat to do so on it’s on lol

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  28. pinky_nip | May 30, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    She’s a shoe-in for the Ethopian Bikini Contest.

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  29. Jacq | May 30, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    This is a rare case of someone actually being skinnier and looking more strung out after they’re OFF heroin. Isn’t it normally the other way around? There is nothing, short of a drug test, that would convince me that she’s not on coke – only because I can’t think of another appetite supressing drug that gives you a horrible case of the shits. She looks like someone who’s been stranded on a deserted island for weeks. *parched mouth, hoarse voice* Water! Water!

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  30. tits_on_snack | May 30, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    Ok look again at the first pic at the top.
    Look at her face. Look at those clown glasses. Look at the face that she’s making.

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  31. pinky_nip | May 30, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    I’d like to tie her up with dental floss and force feed her Weight Gain 3000.

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  32. pinky_nip | May 30, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    BTW, I’ve seen bigger arms on a clock.

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  33. Redeemer | May 30, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    I love it when a photo captures how truely retarded a person really is. In this case this cabbage-headed twig. That’s not a really good comparison though being the twig has a larger body mass index.

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  34. bogarty | May 30, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    She has a fucking tattoo of a cross on a chain around her ankle. She ought get some nice shadow work done around her ribs, and maybe a pool of water tattooed into that pit between her deflated little titties.

    Eww.

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  35. ayteesevn | May 30, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    BarbadoSlim, your coccyx is actually your tailbone…

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  36. Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 30, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    22

    Where’s He-Man when you need him?

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  37. chryssy11 | May 30, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    Apparently she’s not ready to give up her winter scarf!

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  38. Gerald Tarrant | May 30, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Why isn’t Harrison Ford in the pic? Did he and Callista break up?

    What the hell is that tattoo of? A diagram for “Insert Dick Here”?

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  39. BarbadoSlim | May 30, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    @35 exactly…in her case I’m pretty sure you can see it.

    I don’t like bone on my tail I’m from the Sir Mix A Lot School when it comes to bootay.

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  40. ultra8201 | May 30, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    her glasses weigh more than she does

    http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

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  41. Italian Stallion | May 30, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    Alice In Chains once sang:

    I believe them bones are me
    Some say were born into the grave
    I feel so alone, gonna end up a
    Big ole pile a them bones

    Dust rise right on over my time
    Empty fossil of the new scene
    I feel so alone, gonna wind up a
    Big ole pile a them bones

    Toll due bad dream come true
    I lie dead gone under red sky
    I feel so alone, gonna end up a
    Big ole pile a them bones

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  42. Bitters | May 30, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    I bet her boobs are concave too.

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  43. PapaHotNuts | May 30, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    What they’re not showing you in the pics posted above is a crying Sally Strothers hurling handfuls of deli meat and mashed potatos at Nicole’s feet pleading for her to eat something.

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  44. Bitters | May 30, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    That sounded dumb. I meant… I bet all the bras/tops she wears are stuffed. Only, professionally. With silicone.

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  45. Ari | May 30, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    I love Alice in Chains…
    Stallion, wanna go riding?

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  46. SparklingStarlet | May 30, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    The thing is, she was actually very pretty when she had about 15 – 20 more pounds on her frame.

    Too bad she’s still a low class skank at any weight.

    How was everybody’s holiday weekend?

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  47. jrzmommy | May 30, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    those glasses are as annoying and garish as she is

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  48. Italian Stallion | May 30, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    I liked Alice In Chains too, but she got smarter and managed to get the key from me, it got pretty ugly after that…….Ari In Chains just sounds better anyway……..

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  49. Saucie | May 30, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    Time to ixnay the cocaine and laxative diet. Wonder if DJAM split with her cause he couldn’t stand that he was literally boning her.

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  50. nichole | May 30, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    yeah so, I wonder what she would do if she read these posts and the other hundreds of posts about her all around the internet? She is aware of how yucky she looks, how about she starts doing something about it? She’s a dumb-ass and I don’t think she’ll ever give up her addcition to not-eating.

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