Nicole Richie’s Memorial Day Party invitation

Nichole, there are alot of hookers in Canada and most of them are my friends. We have no morals in this country, so its ok. We used to party with this guy, but we found out that he was killing all the hookers in our country and feeding their bodies to his pigs, so now we just call up the devil and he intertains us, because after all, Canada is the true “Great Satan”, not America.

#151

AMEN!

How disgustingly fat has she gotten!

@151

This has been happening a lot lately. Fucking retards.

I really hope that this is a joke. As an American citizen, I am APPALLED that she would even joke about not knowing what
the meaning of Memorial day is.

I’m under 100lb, but I’m not as ugly as her. In fact, I’m not ugly! I just have dark circles under my eyes. :P
What is wrong with this skeleton? She said she was fighting the weight. Doesn’t she want healthy people at her party just because she isn’t?

There should be a similar scale at all parties…or just a sign that says ‘no fat chicks’

America has a horrible school system.
I’ve lived abroad, and while attending schools overseas, I felt like I was actually learning something, and the teachers were more focused on each individual. If somebody started falling behind, steps were made immediately to correct the situation. When I would come back to the US for a year or two, I felt lost in a sea of ignorance. Teachers didn’t seem to care and my grades would drop. I wish we could do something about it because its pretty sad what we are doing to our children.

Anorexia. Odd thing.

A life-threatening condition in which the sufferer has a distorted body image.

We see someone too skinny. She sees only the sagging skin of her stomach.

…and yet she chooses clothes which accentuate what almost all right-thinking people consider a distastefully thin body. One could question the intentions.

A quick hunt through google/images will show how very beautiful she once was. For example:
http://dirtydalerz.com/subpages/richie/nr9.jpg

This new login system is bullshit. I wish people would stop stealing my fucking name what the hell?!

p.s. I’m scared of what this new election will bring. But no matter how shitty the demos make it over here, I think I’d still be better off than somewhere else.

BTW whoever is talkin trash about me, I really couldn’t care less.

#161 is afraid of what a new
election will bring from the
democratz,,,that’s fuckin funny,
bitch….

U should be afraid of what the last
election didn’t bring, peace, cheap
gaz prices, the list goes on and on,
AZZZZHHOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m shocked! Doesn’t Nicole know that Tsubi Jeans changed their name to Ksubi? What an idiot!

CHA
WTF?
Do you think I don’t know about colonialism? As you know, I’m A FUCKING FRENCH CANADIAN so I fucking know a lot about french colonies…

All i’m saying is that i’m tired of this fucking shitnipie mentality that ”US will save the world with their super powers!” I’m sick of SOME fucking american (like George W) who haven’t evolved and still think that wars a usefull. We are no more in the fucking 16th centuries. Leave others country the fuck alone and try to improve your own fucked up society.

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whats your problem? I’ve never said we have more culture than you??
And american aren’t better than anyone with stereotypes.
Go to the post on celine dion and read all those mean comments about french canadians. And thats the only fucking public french canadian we have. American have hundreds of fucked up celebrities. And we ear about them every day. So whats your point? American don’t want to look like their celebrities? You don’t want the rest of the world to laugh at you? Well, maybe YOU should stop laugh at the rest of the world. YOU should stop thinking that the rest of the world needs you to survive. YOU should respect foreigners. Stop laughing at their lack of english grammar. YOU should stop perpetrating stereotypes like ”french stinks, all muslims are terrorists, french canadian are stupid, British women are ugly, etc” and maybe the rest of the world will stop seeing you like fucking bigmac eaters.
I have nothing against you. You seem like a smart woman. I’m glad that you have nothing in common with nicole ritchie. But I have nothing in comment with celine dion. My teeth are not green, they are fucking white, i’m not fat, my boobs are fucking D, my eyes are green, i have the lips on angelina jolie, i’m 25 and i’ve finish university in fucking french litterature. I play piano, saxophone, harpsichord and clarinette, i don’t believe in god, I love futurama and star trek, I watch fucking american movies in english cause i like it, I use fucking Gentoo linux on my computer, and i have an IQ of 127. So, give fucking french canadian a break. Some of us are smart and interesting. Celine Dion is just our Paris Hilton.

First to everyone carelessly throwing stereotypes around about Americans in general – bashing America makes you just as much a biggot as you seem to think we are.

Ignorance is ignorance no matter where you are and there are nice people and there are assholes in every country.

…165….

Its not that americans think that Canadians are stupid or ugly or whatever you seem to think – its just boring as a country to us which has nothing to do with you personally. Yes, I have been to Canada many times and I wouldn’t say it was even comparable in things to do – however I did feel safer for some seemingly subconcious reason since I’ve never been personally unsafe here in America.

I mean if Celine Dion is about as trashy and wild as you get then you really need to reconsider the levels of possible excitement in Canada.

Holy SHIT Mia …are you fucking serious?

Tell me your not that nieve? War isn’t useful? OMG.

ya know what sweetheart, your a damn child. And I never said we had super powers, I said we are THE superpower, big difference, seeing as how one is totally true, and one belongs in movies and comic books.

I’ve decided your way to immature to even argue with…war isn’t useful…you fucking treehugger. I feel ad for whoever has to deal with your dumbass on a day to day basis.

shitnipie reminds me of that one really embarrassing family member that we all have…you know who i’m talking about.
the one who you don’t want to go out in public with because you’re scared of what bizarre/moronic outburts or actions will occur…and while they’re busy being the embarrassments that they are, you turn to the strangers giving you dirty or uncomfortable looks to apologize for their behavior, and maybe to show that it’s not ALL of us that are like that…it’s just that fat, drunk idiot uncle Bob. just try to ignore him and maybe he’ll go away.

i hate uncle bob.
i also wish some of my fellow American citizens would learn how to keep their mouths shut or at least think before they speak, and act.

anywhooooooooo….

LESS POLITICS, MORE CELEB BASHING!

little richie has a sweet FUPA.
keep on starvin yourself, bitch.

btw miss sexy canadian Mia, stop bragging and show us a picture. I wanna see your “sexy angelina lips” Or r u one of those people who has a bunch of sexy features when looked at separatly and when you out them together they look like a butta face mess?

I know Titsonsnack posted this a while ago…but obviously your not an employer. OF COURSE you need to test someone for drugs before you hire them. Would you really want someone working for you who does drugs? You can’t trust or rely on them. I’ve never met a person I could count on who did drugs. Thats not how you run a place of work…

I know she doesn’t actually DO much, but doesn’t the Simple Life pay enough for a pair of shoes? I don’t think I’ve ever seen her wearing them.

168
Amen baby!

169
I’ll proove to you with a picture that my lips are great the day that you’ll proove to all of us with a picture that you have a brain.

166
Of course my country is boring to you. It is not filled with hookers and rednecks. And we aren’t all allowed to possess a gun. A bet the only place you have gone was like Toronto were bars close a 11h pm! Came here in Quebec city and Montreal. You’ll see that its great. Stop thinking that canada is boring just because were not that excited to suicide ourselves in iraq.

166
For your safe/unsafe subconscious dilemma, just stop watching Micheal Moores movies…

wow….im #174….is anyone gonna read my comment?

“Oh and a swear if The democrats pull those boys out of war before more progress is made then they might as well have let the other ones die in vain because all the progress made so far will be absolutely jack.”

So…they should let more soldiers die in vain, so that the previous ones won’t have died in vain?

Hello?

And to all the America-haters, and the America-hater-haters: you are equally ugly. Xenophobia looks just as bad coming from a Canadian, or a German, or a Mexican, or an American, as it does from Herr Bush himself. You misrepresent your own country, no matter what it is, when you dog on another. Fix your own problems first. And that goes for the administration of my own country too.

And yes, I’ve been outside America, to some cool places. There were stupid douchebags, and there were great people, in all countries I visited. Kisses!

“but actually…
you just are the rapists of the world
and yet you think you are entitled”

Wow…I raped somebody? When was that?

You sound just like Bush, talking about Iraquis, just a little more emo…way to go, you really proved your superiority there.

“Do you think I don’t know about colonialism? As you know, I’m A FUCKING FRENCH CANADIAN so I fucking know a lot about french colonies…”

Yeah, your country fucked up too. So did ours. How about working WITH Americans who feel the same way you do, and not just lashing out in screeching hatred?

If you have in fact learned from your country’s history, you can see plainly that prejudice doesn’t work. Show us you know that, already.

And to sheepie, or whatever your name is:

You are the worst kind of American. People who believe what you believe took a prosperous, happy country, relatively respected in the world, and ran it into the fucking ground. Thanks for that. Good thing it will be over in a couple of years. Perhaps we’ll finally have some real leadership, and folks like you will return to the dank hole you crawled out of in 2000.

Cheers!

#169
“Would you really want someone working for you who does drugs? You can’t trust or rely on them. I’ve never met a person I could count on who did drugs.”

No wonder Dumbya is taking us to the fucking shithouse. Fucking alcoholic cokehead! Did someone test him before inauguration? Oh wait, maybe the tests results were computed by Diebold machines in Florida.

i think she’ll die if i’ll punch her on the chest

Omg some of y’all are like so mean and retarded.. like seriously… why is someone’s else’s life SO important to y’all?

Nicole, you look like shit.
Go eat something. Seriously.

wow, i so want to look like that.

#178- you sound like an uneducated retard. and you’re on this site too, so you care just as much as everyone else.

#33

Mexico is every other nation? Wow. I’m really glad that Mexico has taken over the world. Now we can all become racists and work on that whole “us versus them” mentality in preperation for WWIII, yes?

Happy Belated Memorial Day!

What a poor, poor excuse for a human being.

Nasty

Nasty

wow. learn to speak properly.
“Y’ALL”
is not a fucking word.
what a stupid hick

I still love Nicole, whatever she is going through is a leson in her life.

Some of you should re-read what you have written here, as that may be your life lesson.

Live and let live.

my god.

all you americans care about are stuff like how much nicole weights, what’s the next thing what lindsay is going to sniff or how’s paris going to “survive” through her jailtime in prison…
you idiots care about material things, or things that doesn’t matter at all. 90% of you people have no idea what happens outside america. and most of you doesn’t even care.

AMERICA IS NOT THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH overweighted dumbasses. You guys think you are, but the only thing you do to this planet is pollution… and don’t forget the disgrace and destruction (for example iraq/oil/war/guns…) if I were one of you, I would probably shoot my brains out, only because of being an american.

you guys haven’t changed at all. you probably would bomb iraq for the sake of oil the same way you bommed hiroshima for no reason 50 years ago.

so please, for the sake of us all who doesn’t live in the us, keep selling guns and shooting each other ’till you’re all dead and finally our planet’s inhabitants IQ rises a bit.

ps (and finally the real americans can get their land back, you fucking retarded scrubs)

yes, that’s what everyone else thinks of you.
you’re just the scum of the earth.

(…apart from the 10% of americans who MAY have brains)

end of story.

ah, that felt so good.

EUROPEAN, I agree 100% to you!

wow, laughed out loud #9

Crack head status… Lmao @ post #9 some funny ppl in the world craig.

thx for admin