She definitely has the invitation thing down to a science. How about the whole party dress thing? She may need some work in that area. I suppose losing another 15 lbs and shopping in the 8-10 Ms. area wouldn’t be such a bad idea.
While I hope most of that was tongue-in-cheek, somehow I doubt it. How pathetic.
And Bobblehead needs to learn to spell. “Seems”??? WTF.
How can one look anorexic and fat at the same time? Another Hollywood mystery!
someone please tell me why she is barefoot?!?!
That HAS to be a joke. Seriously. A scale at the door? Even Paris weighs more than a hundred. Oy.
#4 – Someone please tell me why she’s BRALESS.
She matches the mentality of her fellow Americans. And they wonder why the world mocks them…
Who cares about this stupid girl? Put interresting things like paris in jail sniffing cocaine or lindsay throuing a molotov cocktail to the white house or britnispirs farting in your president face, thats mor interesting stupid burrito eaters! America sucks!
That is one fucked up looking, caucasian-esque Ethiopian.
She looks like a velociraptor in that first pic. And her attempt at being self-deprecating might work if she wasn’t actually a shallow anorexic retard. Sarcasm really should be reserved for people who understand it.
holy shit, damn you typekey! Misspelled my own fucking name. I am worthless, I blame Nicole Richie’s sternum.
She has no idea what memorial day is for?! That is pathetic and she should be shot. Make her serve in a war
Holy shit…she got fat!
What’s going on in between her boobs…I don’t know how she can look in the mirror and honestly think that she looks good…she looks like more like a chihuahua than a person…bet daddy is real proud he adopted her now…
#6 … When you dont have boobs its kinda pointless to wear a bra.
gee that dress would actually look nice on someone with quite a less prominant sternum and boobs that weren’t so sad and droopy. haha and how dumb does mischa barton sound? she always did seem like a cocky bitch.
Ooh a scale. Hope they hand out cocaine at the door, too.
Who could possibly be proud of not knowing what Memorial Day really is?
Bush provides tax breaks to the richest so they can mock those who have served in war.
Truly shameful and unpatriotic.
“… pants ripped open at the seems…”
Hmmm. Didn’t Ms. Richie famously pen a semi-autobiographical novel recently? I’ll bet the editor had a royal field day.
Must’ve been a scarf and barf party! woof woof woof woof, wretch!
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