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Brock Landers | May 30, 2007 at 10:11 am
She definitely has the invitation thing down to a science. How about the whole party dress thing? She may need some work in that area. I suppose losing another 15 lbs and shopping in the 8-10 Ms. area wouldn’t be such a bad idea.
KatieKates | May 30, 2007 at 10:12 am
While I hope most of that was tongue-in-cheek, somehow I doubt it. How pathetic.
And Bobblehead needs to learn to spell. “Seems”??? WTF.
Vas Deferens | May 30, 2007 at 10:12 am
How can one look anorexic and fat at the same time? Another Hollywood mystery!
elisa | May 30, 2007 at 10:14 am
someone please tell me why she is barefoot?!?!
Mo | May 30, 2007 at 10:15 am
That HAS to be a joke. Seriously. A scale at the door? Even Paris weighs more than a hundred. Oy.
Mo | May 30, 2007 at 10:16 am
#4 – Someone please tell me why she’s BRALESS.
Fuckers | May 30, 2007 at 10:17 am
She matches the mentality of her fellow Americans. And they wonder why the world mocks them…
Marcos Glez. | May 30, 2007 at 10:18 am
Who cares about this stupid girl? Put interresting things like paris in jail sniffing cocaine or lindsay throuing a molotov cocktail to the white house or britnispirs farting in your president face, thats mor interesting stupid burrito eaters! America sucks!
bitacho | May 30, 2007 at 10:18 am
That is one fucked up looking, caucasian-esque Ethiopian.
NicotineEyePatch | May 30, 2007 at 10:20 am
She looks like a velociraptor in that first pic. And her attempt at being self-deprecating might work if she wasn’t actually a shallow anorexic retard. Sarcasm really should be reserved for people who understand it.
biatcho | May 30, 2007 at 10:20 am
holy shit, damn you typekey! Misspelled my own fucking name. I am worthless, I blame Nicole Richie’s sternum.
Chrisman | May 30, 2007 at 10:22 am
She has no idea what memorial day is for?! That is pathetic and she should be shot. Make her serve in a war
Gas With Oily Discharge | May 30, 2007 at 10:25 am
Holy shit…she got fat!
getyourhandoutofmycat | May 30, 2007 at 10:26 am
What’s going on in between her boobs…I don’t know how she can look in the mirror and honestly think that she looks good…she looks like more like a chihuahua than a person…bet daddy is real proud he adopted her now…
mindgam3s | May 30, 2007 at 10:27 am
#6 … When you dont have boobs its kinda pointless to wear a bra.
leila | May 30, 2007 at 10:29 am
gee that dress would actually look nice on someone with quite a less prominant sternum and boobs that weren’t so sad and droopy. haha and how dumb does mischa barton sound? she always did seem like a cocky bitch.
FattyMcCake | May 30, 2007 at 10:30 am
Ooh a scale. Hope they hand out cocaine at the door, too.
Patriot | May 30, 2007 at 10:30 am
Who could possibly be proud of not knowing what Memorial Day really is?
Bush provides tax breaks to the richest so they can mock those who have served in war.
Truly shameful and unpatriotic.
fergernauster | May 30, 2007 at 10:31 am
“… pants ripped open at the seems…”
Hmmm. Didn’t Ms. Richie famously pen a semi-autobiographical novel recently? I’ll bet the editor had a royal field day.
Skinny Nichole | May 30, 2007 at 10:31 am
Must’ve been a scarf and barf party! woof woof woof woof, wretch!
KaeSeb | May 30, 2007 at 10:31 am
@ #7, yeah, Kate Moss is such a good example.
titsonsnack | May 30, 2007 at 10:33 am
Is it a “thing” for Americans to walk through nasty parking lots barefoot? Then put their shoes on to go inside their house? What’s up with that? Why do Americans wear their shoes inside, eh? EH?
deaconjones | May 30, 2007 at 10:37 am
God shes disgusting. Her cunt probably smells like a dead jellyfish.
Steph | May 30, 2007 at 10:41 am
She’s obviously joking. You guys are morons.
Fuckers | May 30, 2007 at 10:41 am
#21 you assume I am British? You think the British are the only Amerihaters in the world? lol, see how fucking stupid you are? Yes, I am mocking you. Idiot.
Fuckers | May 30, 2007 at 10:45 am
The only people in the world who don’t hate Americans are Americans. The funniest thing is is that Americans just keep killing each other. More guns in the ‘land of the free’. More guns to kill each other. It is working out perfectly.
hungmaster | May 30, 2007 at 10:46 am
Wow she looks so emaciated it’s not even skinny anymore, she looks like one of those teenagers from the impoverished Sudan, except thinner!!!!!!
teetee | May 30, 2007 at 10:50 am
She should have added that
“you must be skeletal, yet have spongy areas of weird fat here and there. That would describe Misha and Nicole perfectly.
polypam | May 30, 2007 at 10:52 am
Is that for real? Really? Even the last part? Because I was really expecting a little note from Superfish saying, “I made up that last part”. But no? Christalmighty, that’s not even funny!
Needless to say, girl has the grammar skills of my 18 month old nephew.
Marion | May 30, 2007 at 10:54 am
#3: when you’re starved, naturally or not, you often develop hernias or other stomach distortions. That’s why a lot of pictures of children in third-world countries have enormous bellies. When it happens to extreme anorexics, they don’t realize the problem and just starve themselves more.
Topic: of all the holidays to turn into a meaningless celebration of sex and drugs. That’s more disgusting than she is.
biatcho | May 30, 2007 at 10:58 am
Fuckers – we’re all really sorry mommy didn’t love you enough but don’t come around here looking for attention. That’s clearly all you’re pining for. Now if you’re such the non-American you think you are can I ask you to please cut my lawn & clean my house? For free? Thanks.
TaiTai | May 30, 2007 at 11:03 am
Damn, look at that fat stomach! Girl needs to do on a diet, fast.
Proud to be an AMERICAN! | May 30, 2007 at 11:07 am
Ok, this is sort of directed at “Fuckers”, but also any other Amerihaters. If America sucks so bad, then why does every other nation want to come here and demand our rights without becoming a citizen (Mexico)! Move in then change the way the country is run. Focus on your own fucking country!
Ok I know that had nothing to do with Nicole Richie, but who really cares about her anyway.
titsonsnack | May 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
#21 get a grip. For one thing, don’t even get me started on what a waste of taxpayers money and a false sense of security “gun control” is, and for another thing just stop typing anything. Thanks.
CheChe | May 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
Please, someone, explain to me why any guy would want to be with a pile of bones like her. In what universe is that considered attrative? Ugh.
erinmaiden | May 30, 2007 at 11:13 am
no clue what memorial day means. i never post on these things, but i had to here. this girl should be shot. i know its asking alot for a twat like this to have a clue about the world, but thats a slap in the face to the people that died, so she’d have the right to be this worthless waste of space. I hope she DOESN’T get help. i hope she wastes away and soon. she’s not funny, she’s just an ignorant cow. yup, nicole you’re fat, keep fasting, maybe you’ll be dead by the 4th of july.
Chauncey Gardner | May 30, 2007 at 11:14 am
Goddamn! Why would anybody fuck her when there are perfectly good corpses available at the local morgue?
Badoom-CHA!
No, seriously, folks. Nicole Richie is so fucking skinny, she looks like she’s about to fold in on herself and create a singularity that could swallow Planet Earth.
Brrrrrap-pap-pap-pap-POW!
Thank you, I’ll be here as long as this disgusting cunt continues to draw breath. Or, at least, until somebody force-feeds her 50 Firehouse meatball subs and brings her weight up to -7.
Ba-ding! Ba-dong! BA-WHUMP!
galmourfan | May 30, 2007 at 11:14 am
Yeah, nice invite. She’ll probably be sending them from jail (saw something about it at perez and voterazzi: http://voterazzi.com/Scandalous/Nicole_Richie_-_Another_Celeb_Going_to_Jail/)
titsonsnack | May 30, 2007 at 11:14 am
#36 – Pile of bones WITH a beer gut, don’t forget. Just like Paris. Fucking skin and bones with a giant saggy alcohol paunch.
KaeSeb | May 30, 2007 at 11:22 am
@25, Heh, yet here you are obsessing at a mostly American celeb site.
At least Americans bathe and have good oral hygiene. Now off to the dentist for you, young man.
Ciao.
caljenna66 | May 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
My friends and I were all about the parties when I was younger, but they very rarely resulted in injury to myself, others, or personal property. And I knew what Memorial Day was for. These girls make me sick.
Alllegiononflegit | May 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
Wow is she fugly. Doing her would be like doing a pile of bones, but with less lubrication.
Hottest Stars | May 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
Come on, let’s be fair, Nicole really had become fat before all this wasting started…
titsonsnack | May 30, 2007 at 11:24 am
Oh and not to be all celeb-defender or anything here, but the email is obviously tounge in cheek you homos. Lame, yeah. A tasteless mockery of everyone who had their heads blown off for america’s “freedom” whatever that is, (what exactly is America “free” from that the rest of the world’s developed nations aren’t? I never got that) yeah. But a joke nonetheless.
bungoone | May 30, 2007 at 11:26 am
although i wouldn’t be suprised if she didn’t know what memorial day is all about, but i doubt this is real.
#7, you are wrong. most americans honor our lost heros & definitely don’t share in her mentality or come even close. so you should probably just fuck off right…about…now!
Before They Were Famous | May 30, 2007 at 11:29 am
Nicole was hot once, believe it or not.
sweetnsnooty | May 30, 2007 at 11:29 am
Serious now, my left boob weighs more than her! *shudders* What’s with the missing shoes, ewwwwww.
WhyIsThisImportant? | May 30, 2007 at 11:33 am
#7 – Wait, do you actually believe that every single person in a country with approximately 300 million people has the mentality of Nicole Ritchie and the rest of these “famous people”? And that all Americans want less restrictive gun laws and are pro-war? Get real. I bet you have pro-American neighbors, so wake up and face reality – people NEVER agree on everything. But if you want to go on hating for the sake of being a rambling imbecile, go right ahead.
K | May 30, 2007 at 11:37 am
That’s not a beer gut. When a person is malnourished, the body begins to break down muscle and other lean body mass. And in late protein deficiency, the body is unable to regulate fluids properly, which leads to the accumulation of excess fluids in the abdomen. This is not a beer gut. It is a serious medical condition.
reina | May 30, 2007 at 11:39 am
That isn’t fat you see on her, its her internal organs. Her body is feeding on whatever muscle is left on her body, because there is no fat left. Which means she is probably already having heart problems.
Nothing funny here, just saying….