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Nicole Richie was spotted eating pizza in Malibu yesterday in her bikini. Which she should really stop doing because it’s going straight to her thighs. And I’m not sure what’s up with her sunglasses but they make her look like a cartoon fly. They look like something a third grade class put together in arts and crafts. And I’m not even going to address the bikini top since I couldn’t manage to look at it long enough to fully take it in. The last thing I remember were flashes of purple, nipple, and bone, and then I woke up on the floor covered in a pile of my own vomit.
More of Nicole Richie looking like an awkward Gollum after the jump.
with that headband and those glasses I’m guessing her new stylist must be Jesse Ventura.
Ok please look at the last picture. There is no way there is any food in her mouth. Its gotta be her tongue poking out her cheek. Look at the pizza slice.. where did the bite she has in her mouth come from? That sneaky skinny bitch is lying to the world!
Oh no wait thats just the shadow from her glasses..
Shit.
Yeah, what’s up with the bandana, are we on 1970 again? And those galsses seem to be made of disposed straws, wake up! Bitch!
if she ever gets thrown in jail she can literally slip through the bars and escape, gotta use chicken wire on this one
ugh…we’re still on old Thunder Thighs I see.
The only thing that should be on thunder thighs is a feeding tube… Terry Schiavo wannabe! PULL THE PLUG!!! Call Bill Frist and Jeb Bush!!!! PULL THE MUTHAFUCKING PLUG!!!
DIE ALREADY FUCKING BITCH!
HEY SUPERFICIAL DUDE! GET SOMETHING NEW! WE’RE DYING IN HERE!
It is weird though, most annorexics, like MAry Kate Olsen wear ridiculously oversized clothes.
Like here http://a.movies.com/i/features/carpetburn/olsen_frazerharrison.jpg
And here http://www.imagol.com/pics/Zhou%20Xun/24425/olsenolsen2.jpg
I think Nicole is so into the screwed up fashion that she may actually think she looks good and that people talking about her are just jealous.
She looks like a drowned sewer rat.
there is a point you will get to
…not far away…
…eat this
…do you want to live?
…do you want to die?
the world will watch you get better
although, we’ll watch you die if you want
up to you babe…
She looks like GONZO of The Muppet Show !!
Sweets,
When someone EATS pizza – even crappy “morning after” pizza, there is usually a look of contentment that comes with carbohydrates & protein (with a little lycopene care of the tomatoes). It’s a look of “HEY, PIZZA!” – where Nicole’s look says omigod – do I have to force this lima bean and penicillen pizza down? That is just wrong, and it sure as hell doesn’t look like eating!
OMG that snakes gonna eat her pizza!
#72 – Estelle Getty….that’s hilarious. Besides her ugly sunglasses and stupid head-wrap thing, why doesn’t her bikini top match the bottom?
first time ive ever seen a pretzel stick eat a slice of pizza. Id still bang her..and by bang her, I mean snag her scrawny ass under my car bumper.
i just got sighted for malicious posting….On this site?…kick me in the sack and call me hypocrite
Put the pizza down LARD ASS!
There’s a South Park episode in there somewhere….
I decided to dedicate what I had for lunch just now (sesame chicken) and what I will be shitting out later today to Nicole.
Nice nips. Too bad the rest of her sucks.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. What with this huge weightloss, she’s really started to lose her looks. I love this link, it’s Nicole Richie as a Pekingese dog.
http://search.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=6511107
That slice of Pizza will get her thru the month.Whats up with these anorexic bitches and huge sunglasses?
this is truely sad that people are bashing what she looks like, blame hollywood and the media for making her believe that she should be thinner and before this people said she was too fat, eating disorders are a disease, if she thinks she needs to be that thin there is obviously something deeper going on, for anyone to make fun of someone that is seriously ill is disgusting and scares me. think about how depressed she obviously is, and how self concious she already is, for you to make such harsh comments about someone so sick is tasteless and hurtful to the millions of others who suffer the same disease as nicole richie. instead of making fun of her, just hope she will get better and finally see how beautiful she is.
wow, she’s eating…call cnn!