Nicole Richie has some pizza

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Nicole Richie was spotted eating pizza in Malibu yesterday in her bikini. Which she should really stop doing because it’s going straight to her thighs. And I’m not sure what’s up with her sunglasses but they make her look like a cartoon fly. They look like something a third grade class put together in arts and crafts. And I’m not even going to address the bikini top since I couldn’t manage to look at it long enough to fully take it in. The last thing I remember were flashes of purple, nipple, and bone, and then I woke up on the floor covered in a pile of my own vomit.

More of Nicole Richie looking like an awkward Gollum after the jump.