People, please don’t hate Nicole. She is apparently so horribly confused that she is now shoving her food up her ass instead of into her mouth, and, as we all know, after a few good wallowings-out with that gi-normous penis of DJ AM’s, it’s bound to all fall out, thus having no nutritional value. Also, those beautiful inverted kneecaps really lend to the fact that she looks like a set of tinker toys gone awry. She is the poster child for the ass backward-ness that sets in after you’ve been friends with Paris, and the VD starts to set in…look for this to start happening in NFL and NHL players everywhere.
So close to food… and yet… not.
Argh! Look at her hands, ew!!
I fucking love Nicole Richie, but even I have to admit that outfit is God awful.
Stallion, I’m sure you go to a lot of Bukkake parties.
So, let me ask you, what do you use to get it off of your face?
THEY SAY THAT TERRORISM REVOLVES AROUND THE QUR’AN,
BUT THAT’S STUPID I’LL SHOW YOU WHY IT’S TOTALLY WRONG,
CUZ IF THIS COUNTRY WAS INVADED AND CRUMBLED,
I’D TURN HARLEM INTO A COLOMBIAN JUNGLE,
AND I WOULDN’T BE FIGHTIN FOR A CHRISTIAN NATION,
I’D BE FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL FROM EXTERMINATION,
I WOULDN’T FIGHT FOR FOX NEWS THEM RACIST NIGGAZ, (racist…)
I’D BE FIGHTIN’ FOR THE HOOD FOR THE FACELESS NIGGAZ, (faceless…)
FOR THE IMMIGRANTS AMERICA LOVES TO DESPISE,
EVEN THOUGH IT NEEDS EM TO MAKE THE ECONOMY RISE,
THE FEED US // GENETICALLY /// MODIFIED // GARBAGE,
SO I REPETITIVELY //RELOAD THE CARTRIDGE,
BOSTON // NEW YORK // DOWN TO ATLANTA,
GUERILLA WAR IN THE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA,
CAMERA PANORAMAS OF HAMMERS COULDN’T ROCK ME,
EAST COAST TO WEST COAST YOU CAN’ STOP ME,
AND FUCK SCHWARZENEGGER HIS POPS WAS A NAZI,
AND IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY, SO RUN FOR THE GRAMMYS,
RUN TO THE COON PICNIC AND TRY TO PICK UP A MAMMI,
BUT HALF YA’LL ARE FAGGOTS TRYNA PICK UP A TRANNY,
EDDIE MURPHY ASS MUTHAFUCKAZ GOING COMMERCIAL,
EVEN INTERSCOPE IS GETTING PIMPED BY UNIVERSAL,
What is it with the multiple coob personalities lately? I think it’s in a meltdown or something.
But it’s a lot more entertaining if you read it in the style of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Yowch. Poor fucking bitch.
#26 fuckin right on :)
She so cute!
what’s funny is that she calls the paps ahead of time to alert them where she’ll be, then they come up with these God-awful pictures of her.
I would certainly have liked to do some “in-and-out with her before she lost so much fuckin’ weight…
Still, she has lotsa munny, so I would probably just eat her placenta anyway…
ho-han, mike jackson, and nicole richie…
are there any healthy people in showbiz???
i feel better now that i’m balding and overweight…
“I’ll tell you what happened to that burger…it went IN-N-OUT. IN her mouth and right back OUT again.”
Dang it! That’s what I was gonna say. Missed it by like an hour.
Alright, a fucking ’nuff of Nicole Richie. She’s disgusting and makes me want to vomit.
is that suppose to impress us, you’re an illegal right, probably a teenager in his puberty with a pimple covered face. Did you write that little speech for your English Class on plans for saving the country. Don’t tell us, Don’t tell us, you got a “F” for it. Listen up Rambone, the day the US crumbles is the day the world explodes, so just be a good little immigrant and here’s 10 cents for you to spit shine my shoe.
would break the body
if we laid on it…
play time is over
you had some great times
but its over
as of now…
meanwhile… you can
all clean all this sh*t up
wh*t a f*ckin’ m*ss !
dont d*srespect me…
get a F*CK[oops caps]
…so get a grip guys :)
luck to us all :)
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