Nicole Richie has some In-N-Out

June 28th, 2006 // 123 Comments
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  1. Gingerella

    My prediction: She is institutionalized within two weeks.

  2. I’m glad I got to be first comment on a post of Nicole Richie.

    She’s the only celeb on here that is skinnier than me. The rest are fat.

  3. Her hands and arms look like they belong to an old lady (and the dress looks like it belongs to a PTA mom).

  4. biatcho

    Speaking of In & Out, what the shit is up with that dress? In with the 70s and out with the, I guess, 00′s.

    And I can’t tell you how much I fucking hate ballerina flat shoes. I hate them almost as much as I hate those nasty-ass Chinese Slippers that people who like dirty feet wear.

  5. libtard

    MeganHarris,

    You really shouldn’t be upset that Nicole Richie is thinner than you. She is also much, much prettier.

  6. libtard

    In other news, Nicole Richie is one ugly biatch.

  7. lisad71

    What the hell is up with these chicks? Is the Golden Girls look the new look??? She looks like the friggin Church Lady or Mama on Mama’s Family.

  8. jFp

    I heard she lost her job on “The View”.

  9. alaskanchicsickle

    holy macaroni, her hands look like those of a mummified corpse in pic 4.

  10. Nikk The Templar

    She’s walking like she just got done taking a massive crap and forgot to wipe.

    And #5. Preach it!

  11. jane's eyre

    EW, EW, EWWWW!!!
    Frog-hands with nailpolish!

    Bowed legs! Where’s the walker, granny?

  12. jane's eyre

    I guess that guy knows what it’s like to kiss a corpse.

  13. Italian Stallion

    #6 heheheheehehehehehee

    I was going to invite Meganharris to a Bukkake party, but if you have ever seen her face you would know she goes to them daily…………

  14. Equalparts

    Look at her hands that are around his neck in that one picture. Fucking scary.

  15. scarlett138

    HOLY SHMOKES WHAT A HOT GRANDMA!

  16. amjxray

    I’ll tell you what happened to that burger…it went IN-N-OUT. IN her mouth and right back OUT again. Those crazy hollywood diets!

  17. HandsOfGod

    It’s good to see AM and Nicole eating healthy again.

  18. Grobpilot

    Looks like she’s going after some In-and Out sausage

  19. tits_on_snack

    “Mama from Mama’s Family” haha. Word.

  20. Gag_Me_With_Your_Poon

    People, please don’t hate Nicole. She is apparently so horribly confused that she is now shoving her food up her ass instead of into her mouth, and, as we all know, after a few good wallowings-out with that gi-normous penis of DJ AM’s, it’s bound to all fall out, thus having no nutritional value. Also, those beautiful inverted kneecaps really lend to the fact that she looks like a set of tinker toys gone awry. She is the poster child for the ass backward-ness that sets in after you’ve been friends with Paris, and the VD starts to set in…look for this to start happening in NFL and NHL players everywhere.

  21. So close to food… and yet… not.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  22. chelsea_423

    Argh! Look at her hands, ew!!

  23. Mandi Rewis

    I fucking love Nicole Richie, but even I have to admit that outfit is God awful.

  24. Stallion, I’m sure you go to a lot of Bukkake parties.

    So, let me ask you, what do you use to get it off of your face?

  25. CRiMiNAllYElEGANt

    THEY SAY THAT TERRORISM REVOLVES AROUND THE QUR’AN,

    BUT THAT’S STUPID I’LL SHOW YOU WHY IT’S TOTALLY WRONG,
    CUZ IF THIS COUNTRY WAS INVADED AND CRUMBLED,

    I’D TURN HARLEM INTO A COLOMBIAN JUNGLE,
    AND I WOULDN’T BE FIGHTIN FOR A CHRISTIAN NATION,
    I’D BE FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL FROM EXTERMINATION,

    I WOULDN’T FIGHT FOR FOX NEWS THEM RACIST NIGGAZ, (racist…)
    I’D BE FIGHTIN’ FOR THE HOOD FOR THE FACELESS NIGGAZ, (faceless…)

    FOR THE IMMIGRANTS AMERICA LOVES TO DESPISE,
    EVEN THOUGH IT NEEDS EM TO MAKE THE ECONOMY RISE,
    THE FEED US // GENETICALLY /// MODIFIED // GARBAGE,
    SO I REPETITIVELY //RELOAD THE CARTRIDGE,
    BOSTON // NEW YORK // DOWN TO ATLANTA,

    GUERILLA WAR IN THE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA,
    CAMERA PANORAMAS OF HAMMERS COULDN’T ROCK ME,

    EAST COAST TO WEST COAST YOU CAN’ STOP ME,
    AND FUCK SCHWARZENEGGER HIS POPS WAS A NAZI,
    AND IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY, SO RUN FOR THE GRAMMYS,

    RUN TO THE COON PICNIC AND TRY TO PICK UP A MAMMI,
    BUT HALF YA’LL ARE FAGGOTS TRYNA PICK UP A TRANNY,
    EDDIE MURPHY ASS MUTHAFUCKAZ GOING COMMERCIAL,
    EVEN INTERSCOPE IS GETTING PIMPED BY UNIVERSAL,

    000000 BIATCHES

  26. jane's eyre

    What is it with the multiple coob personalities lately? I think it’s in a meltdown or something.

  27. jane's eyre

    But it’s a lot more entertaining if you read it in the style of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

    *cueing music*

  28. biatcho

    DOUCHECHILLLLLLL…

  29. Yowch. Poor fucking bitch.

  30. herbiefrog

    #26 fuckin right on :)

  31. CRiMiNAllYElEGANt

    THNAKS

    HERBIE!!!!

  32. LilRach

    She so cute!

  33. bungford

    what’s funny is that she calls the paps ahead of time to alert them where she’ll be, then they come up with these God-awful pictures of her.

  34. HarryNipples

    I would certainly have liked to do some “in-and-out with her before she lost so much fuckin’ weight…

    Still, she has lotsa munny, so I would probably just eat her placenta anyway…

    bitch…

  35. ptprez

    FUCKIN-A…

    ho-han, mike jackson, and nicole richie…

    are there any healthy people in showbiz???

    i feel better now that i’m balding and overweight…

  36. “I’ll tell you what happened to that burger…it went IN-N-OUT. IN her mouth and right back OUT again.”

    Dang it! That’s what I was gonna say. Missed it by like an hour.

  37. cleofatra

    Alright, a fucking ’nuff of Nicole Richie. She’s disgusting and makes me want to vomit.

  38. bigponie

    #26 CRiMiNAllYElEGANt

    is that suppose to impress us, you’re an illegal right, probably a teenager in his puberty with a pimple covered face. Did you write that little speech for your English Class on plans for saving the country. Don’t tell us, Don’t tell us, you got a “F” for it. Listen up Rambone, the day the US crumbles is the day the world explodes, so just be a good little immigrant and here’s 10 cents for you to spit shine my shoe.

  39. herbiefrog

    beautiful face…
    would break the body
    if we laid on it…

    so…

    time over…

    play time is over
    you had some great times
    but its over
    as of now…

    so…

    later :)

    meanwhile… you can
    all clean all this sh*t up

    wh*t a f*ckin’ m*ss !

    dont d*srespect me…

    get a F*CK[oops caps]

    …so get a grip guys :)

    luck to us all :)

  40. CRiMiNAllYElEGANt

    F*CK SPIT SHINING YOUR

    SHOES

    ILL SPIT SHINE YOUR FACE

    YOU
    BIG
    DONKEY :D

  41. ESQ

    Nah, she did not eat In-n-Out you eat one of those burgers and you can’t eat for a week. AH, could be the reason she eats them.

    She is back with DJ AM? Or is this old news?

  42. twzzlrgirl

    She looks like a walking skeleton. Plus, she’s got a drink, but I bet she didn’t eat anything.

  43. krisdylee

    I see # 26 has taken his dose of meth today.

  44. maiira

    Next story: Nicole Richie takes a crap.

    Seriously, dude, give us some actual material.

  45. outoftown

    her skin seems to be getting lighter. perhaps she’s taking lessons from michael jackson on how not to be of color.

  46. jilco

    you know she was really funny and likeable once upon a time. I hope her and AM get back to gether and she eats a sandwitch.

  47. hotintempe

    Shes begining to look worse and worse. Someone get her help.

  48. squirlgal1

    Maybe she ordered a wish sandwich and a large cup of air (to go).

  49. Look at those gnarled, bony hands of death!!! Rheumetism can strike you in your twenties now?

    NOW I know who stole my grandma’s shower curtain. It’s been perverted it into some sort of “dress.” Thief.

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