Nicole Richie’s bodyguard TJ did his best to block the paparazzi from taking pics of her baby bump while she was leaving traffic school yesterday. Of course, maybe not holding her purse in the air would’ve made things easier, but why use logic? In the meantime, that’s no baby bump. That’s the effects of two days on the Jessica Simpson diet which, clearly, Nicole is cheating on. Where’s your portable butter trough, woman?!
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AMy3000 | February 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm
FIRST!!!
Elmo | February 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm
what a dumbass
Mike Hawk | February 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
BFD, Driving the wrong way down a freeway one year, mothering two children the next. What a role model.
p0nk | February 24, 2009 at 2:07 pm
bag over her head. i’m sure it’s just instinct by now.
jaime | February 24, 2009 at 2:12 pm
looks like the bodyguard is humping the brick wall..
me | February 24, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks Joel Madden’s tatooed fuck-stump and gobbles up a double-load of his steaming nut sauce.
Dion Phaneuf is a prick | February 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Rule #1 for guarding body: cover balls.
todders | February 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm
*uurrrrp*
mmmm. that was deeeeeelicious!
*smacks lips*
mimi | February 24, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@ 8
todders, save some for me!
todders | February 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
@ mimi
sorry, meems. here you go…
*regurgitates Joel Madden’s steaming load into mimi’s eager mouth. they perform a variation of “two girls, one cup, and then end with a passionate kiss*
lulz | February 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@ 9 and 10, you guys must be /b/tards..
random spammer-- uh, i mean "mary" | February 24, 2009 at 2:30 pm
wow. dis rearry hot acshun going on in space 8 and 9. kind of rike pretty radies you can meet on website ^^^stupiddatingwebsite.com^^^ me so horny!
kitty | February 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm
how long does she have to go to traffic school for seems like she’s been going for ever
10pound | February 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
uh heh heh.
Every person on this post looks like a dump I took this morning.
SRGPORTorigem | February 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
if you are a woman looking for something different and I am here ready to listen to your lips.
Jrz | February 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Baby bump?! What is she, 30 minutes pregnant? What baby bump….where? I don’t see no baby bump
gerard vandenDOOSH | February 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
LOOKS LIKE I’LL HAVE A DOUBLE HELPING, FOLKS! (keep it coming, #6)
bootlips | February 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@ 6
I would much rather Joel put it deep in my ass and then unload in my mouth. At least that’s what my boyfriend Tyrone does.
Vince Lombardi | February 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Yeah, that’s what I wanted to see. A picture of some talentless chick’s beltline, and her “bodyguard” playing “Air Larry Byrd.”
Bibleguy | February 24, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Rewritten it might sound like this…
Awwww yea, Gonna git me some!!!!!
dude_on | February 24, 2009 at 3:01 pm
She was so awesome when she used to stand next to Paris and giggle. Remember when she milked a cow? – just a fantastic talent.
okay25 | February 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm
haha. Dude looks stupid in pic 2.
Massa' | February 24, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Here’s a pic of the girl I took home last night. Didn’t get to “seal the deal”, as she got out of the trunk before I got to my house. There’s always next time!
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Village Idiot | February 24, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Dear mimi, why are you breathing? Will you ever rejoin angeleyes and CandyO into your weak psyche as one? Do you enjoy rough anal?
The fastest way to a woman’s heart is with a knife and a pair of rib spreaders.
Vince Lombardi | February 24, 2009 at 3:46 pm
This is a self-portrait of @23, who insists that this is somehow funnier on the fifth day of posting it.
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SheSaidHerNameWasMaybe | February 24, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@23…What the Hell??? You should change your name to “Too Much Time On My Hands”
SheSaidHerNameWasMaybe | February 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@25…..Not THAT’S funny!! :)
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basketball coach | February 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Ok, on the whistle…GO! SLIDE! SLIDE! HANDS OUT TO THE SIDE, HANDS OUT TO THE SIDE! SLIDE! SLIDE!
Dixie | February 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm
The paps are desperate and will take a picture of anyone famous. Not very many postings because Nicole is boring,self absorbed, and has not done anything worth reading about since driving on the wrong side of the freeway while having pot and vicadin in her system.
Harvey Wallbanger | February 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm
HHAHAHAAAHAAAAA
check out pic #2…
Dude is all slappin’ that brick wall’s ass, yellin’ “who’s yer daddy!” biting his lip, giving it hell, humping the shit outta it– and then the paps come and bust him nutz deep in the glory hole. Bad time to be makin wall luv, pops. Not when Nicole Richie happens to walk by and your givin the bricks tha biznizz. PWNT.
BinkKneeFrankCliff | February 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm
# 1-31
What exactwee are you twying to sway? Inside Job? U Merican?
Having trouble with freefall collapsed carrots? liquified chickpeas? french fried green onions?
Guest | February 24, 2009 at 6:33 pm
A BURKIN BAG?!??!
omfg I’m SOO jealous!
Cute colour too!
HankTheDwarf | February 24, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Who knew Chris Cooper needed the extra work?
HankTheDwarf | February 24, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Who knew Chris Cooper needed the extra work?
Brianne | February 24, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Celebrities who want to act. sing, model etc are going to be in the spotlight, if you take the job you have to live with the consequences, so deal with it nicole richie! And for the other celebrities out there, suck it up! If you don’t like it then get the f*ck out of hollywood and leave it for someone who really wants to be there.
Brianne | February 24, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Celebrities who want to act. sing, model etc are going to be in the spotlight, if you take the job you have to live with the consequences, so deal with it nicole richie! And for the other celebrities out there, suck it up! If you don’t like it then get the f*ck out of hollywood and leave it for someone who really wants to be there.
gerard Vandenberg | February 25, 2009 at 12:39 am
SECURITY: for what, folks.
HER ACHIEVEMENTS?
O.K. now, we will send a STRAY-CAT.
Delgo | February 25, 2009 at 12:57 am
Celebrities rule!!!
dunno | February 25, 2009 at 6:04 am
still laughing at comment # 29. LMFAO !!!! so stoooopid !!!
oops | February 25, 2009 at 1:44 pm
#33 I think it’s an Hermes “Birkin” bag.
After Jane Birkin-
Guest | February 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm
@ 41
Okay. A Birkin bag. whatevs.
Gonna run over to HERmeez to get it right now. Can’t be much more than a Coach bag, right?
Binky | March 1, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Gr8 points all.
Inside job ?
U S A !!!!
U S A !!!
Binky | March 1, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Re # 32
sd card | May 12, 2010 at 7:59 am
The meal and are desperate to take a picture of somebody famous. Not many comments because Nicole is boring, self absorbed, and did nothing worth reading about when driving on the wrong side of the road, while the pot and vicadin in his system.