Nicole Richie has some dedicated security

February 24th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Nicole Richie’s bodyguard TJ did his best to block the paparazzi from taking pics of her baby bump while she was leaving traffic school yesterday. Of course, maybe not holding her purse in the air would’ve made things easier, but why use logic? In the meantime, that’s no baby bump. That’s the effects of two days on the Jessica Simpson diet which, clearly, Nicole is cheating on. Where’s your portable butter trough, woman?!

Photos: Flynet
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  1. AMy3000

    FIRST!!!

  2. Elmo

    what a dumbass

  3. Mike Hawk

    BFD, Driving the wrong way down a freeway one year, mothering two children the next. What a role model.

  4. p0nk

    bag over her head. i’m sure it’s just instinct by now.

  5. jaime

    looks like the bodyguard is humping the brick wall..

  6. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks Joel Madden’s tatooed fuck-stump and gobbles up a double-load of his steaming nut sauce.

  7. Dion Phaneuf is a prick

    Rule #1 for guarding body: cover balls.

  8. *uurrrrp*

    mmmm. that was deeeeeelicious!

    *smacks lips*

  9. @ 8

    todders, save some for me!

  10. @ mimi

    sorry, meems. here you go…

    *regurgitates Joel Madden’s steaming load into mimi’s eager mouth. they perform a variation of “two girls, one cup, and then end with a passionate kiss*

  11. lulz

    @ 9 and 10, you guys must be /b/tards..

  12. wow. dis rearry hot acshun going on in space 8 and 9. kind of rike pretty radies you can meet on website ^^^stupiddatingwebsite.com^^^ me so horny!

  13. kitty

    how long does she have to go to traffic school for seems like she’s been going for ever

  14. 10pound

    uh heh heh.

    Every person on this post looks like a dump I took this morning.

  15. if you are a woman looking for something different and I am here ready to listen to your lips.

  16. Jrz

    Baby bump?! What is she, 30 minutes pregnant? What baby bump….where? I don’t see no baby bump

  17. LOOKS LIKE I’LL HAVE A DOUBLE HELPING, FOLKS! (keep it coming, #6)

  18. bootlips

    @ 6

    I would much rather Joel put it deep in my ass and then unload in my mouth. At least that’s what my boyfriend Tyrone does.

  19. Vince Lombardi

    Yeah, that’s what I wanted to see. A picture of some talentless chick’s beltline, and her “bodyguard” playing “Air Larry Byrd.”

  20. Rewritten it might sound like this…

    Awwww yea, Gonna git me some!!!!!

  21. dude_on

    She was so awesome when she used to stand next to Paris and giggle. Remember when she milked a cow? – just a fantastic talent.

  22. okay25

    haha. Dude looks stupid in pic 2.

  23. Massa'

    Here’s a pic of the girl I took home last night. Didn’t get to “seal the deal”, as she got out of the trunk before I got to my house. There’s always next time!

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  24. Village Idiot

    Dear mimi, why are you breathing? Will you ever rejoin angeleyes and CandyO into your weak psyche as one? Do you enjoy rough anal?

    The fastest way to a woman’s heart is with a knife and a pair of rib spreaders.

  25. Vince Lombardi

    This is a self-portrait of @23, who insists that this is somehow funnier on the fifth day of posting it.

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  26. SheSaidHerNameWasMaybe

    @23…What the Hell??? You should change your name to “Too Much Time On My Hands”

  27. SheSaidHerNameWasMaybe

    @25…..Not THAT’S funny!! :)

  28. betty

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  29. basketball coach

    Ok, on the whistle…GO! SLIDE! SLIDE! HANDS OUT TO THE SIDE, HANDS OUT TO THE SIDE! SLIDE! SLIDE!

  30. Dixie

    The paps are desperate and will take a picture of anyone famous. Not very many postings because Nicole is boring,self absorbed, and has not done anything worth reading about since driving on the wrong side of the freeway while having pot and vicadin in her system.

  31. Harvey Wallbanger

    HHAHAHAAAHAAAAA

    check out pic #2…

    Dude is all slappin’ that brick wall’s ass, yellin’ “who’s yer daddy!” biting his lip, giving it hell, humping the shit outta it– and then the paps come and bust him nutz deep in the glory hole. Bad time to be makin wall luv, pops. Not when Nicole Richie happens to walk by and your givin the bricks tha biznizz. PWNT.

  32. # 1-31

    What exactwee are you twying to sway? Inside Job? U Merican?

    Having trouble with freefall collapsed carrots? liquified chickpeas? french fried green onions?

  33. Guest

    A BURKIN BAG?!??!
    omfg I’m SOO jealous!
    Cute colour too!

  34. HankTheDwarf

    Who knew Chris Cooper needed the extra work?

  35. HankTheDwarf

    Who knew Chris Cooper needed the extra work?

  36. Brianne

    Celebrities who want to act. sing, model etc are going to be in the spotlight, if you take the job you have to live with the consequences, so deal with it nicole richie! And for the other celebrities out there, suck it up! If you don’t like it then get the f*ck out of hollywood and leave it for someone who really wants to be there.

  37. Brianne

    Celebrities who want to act. sing, model etc are going to be in the spotlight, if you take the job you have to live with the consequences, so deal with it nicole richie! And for the other celebrities out there, suck it up! If you don’t like it then get the f*ck out of hollywood and leave it for someone who really wants to be there.

  38. SECURITY: for what, folks.
    HER ACHIEVEMENTS?
    O.K. now, we will send a STRAY-CAT.

  39. Delgo

    Celebrities rule!!!

  40. dunno

    still laughing at comment # 29. LMFAO !!!! so stoooopid !!!

  41. oops

    #33 I think it’s an Hermes “Birkin” bag.
    After Jane Birkin-

  42. Guest

    @ 41

    Okay. A Birkin bag. whatevs.

    Gonna run over to HERmeez to get it right now. Can’t be much more than a Coach bag, right?

  43. Gr8 points all.
    Inside job ?
    U S A !!!!
    U S A !!!

  44. The meal and are desperate to take a picture of somebody famous. Not many comments because Nicole is boring, self absorbed, and did nothing worth reading about when driving on the wrong side of the road, while the pot and vicadin in his system.

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