Nicole Richie has breasts? I had no idea…

The Superficial | September 9, 2008 - 1:09 am

Nicole Richie almost had a chest bonanza (I’m tired of “wardrobe malfunction.”) yesterday while taking daughter Harlow Winter Kate for a walk, and I’m not ashamed to admit it: I’d probably take a peak at Nicole’s boob. Even though logic and reason clearly dictate it will look like Gollum’s face eating a raw fish. True story.

Photos: Splash News