Nicole Richie goes to Disneyland

September 26th, 2005 // 115 Comments

It wasn’t the first time Nicole Richie was mistaken for a homosexual fairy boy.

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Comments (115)

  1. Jostlyn | September 26, 2005 at 2:06 pm

    Ahahaha. Normally, I’d make some rude remark, but I saw Nicole on Howard Stern the other night and I’m not complaining. She looks good.

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  2. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 2:10 pm

    are you kidding me she was 97 pounds

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  3. alakazam | September 26, 2005 at 2:10 pm

    is it wrong that im more attracted to captain hook?

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  4. Pat the Bongo | September 26, 2005 at 2:11 pm

    She is reacting to the outrageously high prices at Disneyland.

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  5. Pat the Bongo | September 26, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    Looks like Captain Hook is getting some back door blarney.

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  6. Joe Mamma | September 26, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    How about…

    “Micheal Jackson playfully sneaks up on lover Macaulay Culkin for a steamy embrace.”

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  7. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 2:14 pm

    nah that wasn’t funny at all try again

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  8. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 2:21 pm

    ARRGGHHH!!! I’ll swab ye poop deck with my oar!

    Come on, that was funny

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  9. sexymama | September 26, 2005 at 2:26 pm

    Look at her elbows. That’s just not right. Her arms look like twigs. Anyone finding that sexy is in need of a real woman. Wouldn’t her stamina run out after 3 minutes?

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  10. Spamboy | September 26, 2005 at 2:28 pm

    Well, since I can see the hook clear as day, it must be some other sharp appliance making its, err, entrance.

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  11. MizMomo | September 26, 2005 at 2:37 pm

    What’s with the glasses? She looks like an anorexic bug.

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  12. Starshine | September 26, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    “I surrender! Feed me!”

    I’ll make a prediction: She’ll lose another 5 or so pounds over the course of a year, and when more people come to her saying “you need help,” things will change. She’ll eat more, then feel bad and not eat for a few days, binge, then not eat, binge…etc. Yes, she’s lost weight, but I don’t think she’s taken control of her “problem,” and this is evident in the way she’s treating her body.

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  13. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    Yes. A real woman like Star Jones or Rosie O’Donnel I’m sure that’s what every man wants.

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  14. gracieo | September 26, 2005 at 2:39 pm

    “Young boy tries to escape from Neverland Ranch.”

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  15. Momo | September 26, 2005 at 2:43 pm

    Nicole Richie!? I swore that was an Olsen on first look. Nicky is getting skinner and lighter as the days go by.
    And i love how all these girls who look like the need a sandwhich all go around in clothes 4 sizes to big. Whats up with that?

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  16. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 2:45 pm

    re airedwin
    cause who doesn’t love rolls of fat you can lose your remote control; on the flip side Nic rich’s breath probably reaks of semi digested food

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  17. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    I’d rather imagine she has cockbreath. Slut.

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  18. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 2:48 pm

    Ewww, semi digested cock breath! there goes me lunch

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  19. Bert Ferkner | September 26, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    We finally have the proof, that she is indeed a smelly pirate hooker.

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  20. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 2:50 pm

    I heard on Howard Stern from Nicole Richie herself that she sucks good cock. I also heard from Paris that Nicole Richie is a liar.

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  21. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 2:53 pm

    theres no way that a girl who barely eats food is taking someone’s purple veiny monster into her mouth and going to town on it

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  22. Pat the Bongo | September 26, 2005 at 2:53 pm

    Either this starved-slut has black nail polish or the eating disorder has started to take its toll on her fingernails.

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  23. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    Is that what they are calling cokeheads now “anorexic”…hmmm…

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  24. sexymama | September 26, 2005 at 2:59 pm

    yeah, everyone wants to screw fat rolls. whatever. a real woman: someone who looks like a woman at first glance, not a little boy. who said anything about star jones? there is a happy medium between bones and fat ladies.

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  25. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:01 pm

    sexymama are you fat?

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  26. sexymama | September 26, 2005 at 3:04 pm

    no thank you very much, are you? 130 lbs, 5’6″ and proud of it. how about you?

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  27. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 3:05 pm

    Did u see her on the Help Katrina Hurrican Victims commercial. She had this duck face and a bobble head on a really tiny body. It was kinda funny lookin… her head is to big for her body!

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  28. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:05 pm

    Liar. I’m 200lbs but that’s only because my massive cock weighs 50lbs.

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  29. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    i beg to differ 5’6, 130 is fat

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  30. sexymama | September 26, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    lol

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  31. FearLeSphere | September 26, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    “Do you have a little captain iy you?”- Captain Morgans Spiced Rum

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  32. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    and anyone who whose user ID states “sexy”, ahhhh, probably not that sexy

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  33. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 3:09 pm

    actually according to a weight/height chart for 5’6 her target weight is 126. wats 4 lbs?

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  34. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    4 pounds is the difference between flat tits and awesome tits.

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  35. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    i do fear! lol that captain joke was prett funny!

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  36. FearLeSphere | September 26, 2005 at 3:13 pm

    ” raise da roof this ish is off da hook”

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  37. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 3:14 pm

    Yeah, but the “hot” chart reads a buck 15, beeotches

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  38. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 3:14 pm

    and by the way… we r not here to judge ourselves b/c we r perfect the way we are we are here to judge those damn celebrities that have all that money…and fame… :)

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  39. Tommy Cruise | September 26, 2005 at 3:15 pm

    Arrr, I’m going to squash you like a bug! Arrr

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  40. Tommy Cruise | September 26, 2005 at 3:15 pm

    Shiver me timbers, it’s Peter Pan – without a “peter”!!

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  41. sexymama | September 26, 2005 at 3:16 pm

    who cares if I weigh 130 and I’m 5 lbs over the national average? obviously only mr. 50 lb cock, that’s who. If you had the mentality of someone over the age of 13, you would understand.

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  42. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 3:17 pm

    I always liked captain hook… the cartoon… I dunno I was abt 4 and I was like damn… he is sexy!

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  43. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:20 pm

    What’s up Tom? I love your movies.

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  44. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    Mr. 50 lb cock has a name.

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  45. MrGemmo | September 26, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    Grab your ankles Nicole… Captain Hooks gonna split you in half!

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  46. lloyddobler | September 26, 2005 at 3:25 pm

    first things first. I betcha that she’s not really at disneyland, but at a thematic abortionist that makes killing your baby more fun by dressing up.
    Avoids her getting fat.
    also the best thing to do after making an abortion joke is hit on a virtual chick.
    hey sexy mama. wanna suck face?

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  47. ImRichBitch! | September 26, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    Nicole Kinda looks white now… airedwin… is it really 50 lbs or is it like 47 and u just like to round up.

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  48. mutterhals | September 26, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    the chances that airedwin has a 50lb cock are about as good as the chances that sexymama is really sexy

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  49. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:27 pm

    50lbs erect 47lbs limp

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  50. airedwin | September 26, 2005 at 3:28 pm

    Are you making fun of my cock? Because it’s probably that you’re a guy that can’t leave your computer without breaking down a wall and the aid of a helicopter lift.

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