Nicole Richie goes to Disneyland

Ahahaha. Normally, I’d make some rude remark, but I saw Nicole on Howard Stern the other night and I’m not complaining. She looks good.

are you kidding me she was 97 pounds

is it wrong that im more attracted to captain hook?

She is reacting to the outrageously high prices at Disneyland.

Looks like Captain Hook is getting some back door blarney.

How about…

“Micheal Jackson playfully sneaks up on lover Macaulay Culkin for a steamy embrace.”

nah that wasn’t funny at all try again

ARRGGHHH!!! I’ll swab ye poop deck with my oar!

Come on, that was funny

Look at her elbows. That’s just not right. Her arms look like twigs. Anyone finding that sexy is in need of a real woman. Wouldn’t her stamina run out after 3 minutes?

Well, since I can see the hook clear as day, it must be some other sharp appliance making its, err, entrance.

What’s with the glasses? She looks like an anorexic bug.

“I surrender! Feed me!”

I’ll make a prediction: She’ll lose another 5 or so pounds over the course of a year, and when more people come to her saying “you need help,” things will change. She’ll eat more, then feel bad and not eat for a few days, binge, then not eat, binge…etc. Yes, she’s lost weight, but I don’t think she’s taken control of her “problem,” and this is evident in the way she’s treating her body.

Yes. A real woman like Star Jones or Rosie O’Donnel I’m sure that’s what every man wants.

“Young boy tries to escape from Neverland Ranch.”

Nicole Richie!? I swore that was an Olsen on first look. Nicky is getting skinner and lighter as the days go by.
And i love how all these girls who look like the need a sandwhich all go around in clothes 4 sizes to big. Whats up with that?

re airedwin
cause who doesn’t love rolls of fat you can lose your remote control; on the flip side Nic rich’s breath probably reaks of semi digested food

I’d rather imagine she has cockbreath. Slut.

Ewww, semi digested cock breath! there goes me lunch

We finally have the proof, that she is indeed a smelly pirate hooker.

I heard on Howard Stern from Nicole Richie herself that she sucks good cock. I also heard from Paris that Nicole Richie is a liar.

theres no way that a girl who barely eats food is taking someone’s purple veiny monster into her mouth and going to town on it

Either this starved-slut has black nail polish or the eating disorder has started to take its toll on her fingernails.

Is that what they are calling cokeheads now “anorexic”…hmmm…

yeah, everyone wants to screw fat rolls. whatever. a real woman: someone who looks like a woman at first glance, not a little boy. who said anything about star jones? there is a happy medium between bones and fat ladies.

sexymama are you fat?

no thank you very much, are you? 130 lbs, 5’6″ and proud of it. how about you?

Did u see her on the Help Katrina Hurrican Victims commercial. She had this duck face and a bobble head on a really tiny body. It was kinda funny lookin… her head is to big for her body!

Liar. I’m 200lbs but that’s only because my massive cock weighs 50lbs.

i beg to differ 5’6, 130 is fat

lol

“Do you have a little captain iy you?”- Captain Morgans Spiced Rum

and anyone who whose user ID states “sexy”, ahhhh, probably not that sexy

actually according to a weight/height chart for 5’6 her target weight is 126. wats 4 lbs?

4 pounds is the difference between flat tits and awesome tits.

i do fear! lol that captain joke was prett funny!

” raise da roof this ish is off da hook”

Yeah, but the “hot” chart reads a buck 15, beeotches

and by the way… we r not here to judge ourselves b/c we r perfect the way we are we are here to judge those damn celebrities that have all that money…and fame… :)

Arrr, I’m going to squash you like a bug! Arrr

Shiver me timbers, it’s Peter Pan – without a “peter”!!

who cares if I weigh 130 and I’m 5 lbs over the national average? obviously only mr. 50 lb cock, that’s who. If you had the mentality of someone over the age of 13, you would understand.

I always liked captain hook… the cartoon… I dunno I was abt 4 and I was like damn… he is sexy!

What’s up Tom? I love your movies.

Mr. 50 lb cock has a name.

Grab your ankles Nicole… Captain Hooks gonna split you in half!

first things first. I betcha that she’s not really at disneyland, but at a thematic abortionist that makes killing your baby more fun by dressing up.
Avoids her getting fat.
also the best thing to do after making an abortion joke is hit on a virtual chick.
hey sexy mama. wanna suck face?

Nicole Kinda looks white now… airedwin… is it really 50 lbs or is it like 47 and u just like to round up.

the chances that airedwin has a 50lb cock are about as good as the chances that sexymama is really sexy

50lbs erect 47lbs limp

Are you making fun of my cock? Because it’s probably that you’re a guy that can’t leave your computer without breaking down a wall and the aid of a helicopter lift.