Nicole Richie gets sentenced

July 27th, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to serve four days in her choice of city or county jail. She was credited the fifth day for the six hours she served after being arrested. She was also fined $2,048 and ordered to complete a 21 day alcohol education course, and to serve three years probation.

The sentence sounds fair enough, but that 21 day alcohol education course is a complete waste. This is Nicole Richie we’re talking about. She’d learn just as much if you put on a puppet show for an hour and a half.

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  1. roughdaddy

    you know? i just realize something this chic doesnt have not an ounce of sexyness about her….

  2. Hi my name is Joel and i really, really wanted to be in the Cure.

  3. laura

    Nicole needs to watch “Sherrybaby” for inspiration on a brighter future.

  4. Lindsay

    Ah her Fiancee’ it truly cute! he looks like a young Michal Madsen. Actually he looks like his character Mr. Blonde. Black suit, skinny black tie ,raybans, pale skin —- Holy shit! he’s a reservoir dog ! Ahh he is HOT!
    “Clowns to the left of me.. Jokers to the right.. here I am – Stuck in the middle with you!”
    He needs a can of gasoline & a razor blade.. Well, and a cop beaten to a bloody pulp – minus an ear :-)

  5. Ju

    she’s flatter than my twelve year old sister.

  6. M@RiVeLLe

    dude needs a tan. seriously. wtf.

  7. I told thiz bitch they put pregnant zhitazz=z
    in jail…the zad thing for her … 3 yr. probabtion
    zhe won’t make 1 month…the drugz zhez on, truzt
    me….I’ve zeen people many timez fuckup alwayz….?

  8. vix

    Is it just me or are her cheeks getting chunky again? I liked her better when she was bloated. LOL.

  9. The Dude

    They look like the blues brothers. (Minus 150 pounds each)

  10. jim

    Correct me if I’m wrong. She was high on pot and vicodin, alcohol too? Drivin’ the wrong way down a freeway? AND ONLY 4 DAYS IN JAIL? rubbish.

  11. luna

    what does he see in her, any one would be a better root then her

    and if she is preggers that will be one ugly look baby he need to some home with a real lady

    im a rude bitch

  12. pat

    yuk! they’re both disgusting, nasty people!

    the seedy side of hollywood at its “finest”.

  13. TheExpatriot

    Usually in California for a second DUI you are punished with:

    - 90 days to one year in prison
    - a monetary fine of about $5.000,00
    - 100 days of community work
    - 18 months of drivers license suspension
    - 3 to 5 years of driving with a restricted license

    And this only when you did not get into an accident, did not resist arrest and did not drive on the opposite direction on a highway.

  14. woodhorse

    I wanted to ask this here as it had the least amount of comments. Doesn’t Don Imus look like Don Trump’s Dad? And they have the same personality, too. And while Don Jr. uses a gravity-defying combover, Don Sr. uses a hat-over. Just sayin.

  15. woodhorse

    Just read the posts because I’m not interested in Nicole Ritchie and I have to say Amen jrzmommy Amen. And when she gets done with taking care of someone who has been paralyzed, she might go babysit for the children of a friend of mine killed at 39 by a drunk driver – ask her kids if it’s OK to drive drunk/high.

  16. KItten

    Is that that fur anorexics grow on the back of her arms?

  17. crazy otto

    I think if Dante Alighieri were alive today he would have to re-think his circles of hell in his divine comedy……I believe the undertalented/overexposed celebrity would take their place in the eighth circle,tenth bolgia……but what do I know.

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