Nicole Richie is telling friends the reason she was on Vicodin was to treat menstruation cramps. She’s allegedly upset over media reports that she’s addicted to pills and insists she only “occasionally” takes Vicodin once a month at the start of her period.
Richie is also unhappy that California cops listed her weight at 85 pounds on the police report because “she’s so proud of her weight gain,” says the source, who adds that Richie has gained about ten pounds in the last two months and actually weighs around 95 pounds. “She doesn’t know where the cops came up with 85 pounds and it’s annoying to her.”
The source doesn’t address the marijuana, but I figure one lie per day is good enough. What kind of quack doctor would prescribe Vicodin for cramps? He’d probably take your temperature by sticking a finger up your butt and asking you to count to three.
My Dearest Kate:
You are an ignorant, cum-burping road whore, who isn’t fit to wipe Nicole Richie’s fetid vomit from the soles of my shoes. How can you ‘love the style’ of a no-talent bitch like that? What style would that be, the ‘Binge and Purge’ style?
Perhaps you should take a job at poison control, because just reading your weak-ass comments makes my stomach turn, and I have to force myself to not allow it to release it’s contents as I try to read your drivel.
Please go fuck yourself.
(PS – I did say please.)
(PPS – Since this place is a fucking petri-dish for trolls, this will by my only post. Anything else you read will be written by a cockless douche-bag that fucks kittens.)
I’ve got a kid who was sick recently with a high fever, so I stayed home from work for 3 days. If you really love them, how can you offload the care of them to other people? Certainly not if you’re their mom. Kids really need their mom when they’re sick.
My name is Kate and I am an egotistical piece of garbage.
If I don’t remove myself from theSuperficial immediately, THE TROLL MAN will squash me into oblivion!
TROLL MANS work is done here.
#90 Whaaa…? You mean to tell me that Nic won’t be visiting? Won’t be reading these threads??! Well then what the fuck are we doing here??
I guess my hopes of rubbing elbows with skanky celebrities have been dashed. Great.
Ohhh Ferret! Thanks for blessing us with your presence and your pure, pure hatred. It has been far too long.
Has she said she smokes pot to help increase her appetite or is that still to come?
I’ll hit that a break a few of her bones while I’m at it.
http://wampoon.com
Kate, Kate, Kate….. never, ever EVER run off at the mouth like that at jrzmommy.
Actually, I changed my mind. Please continue. It’s making my morning coffee that much better to see someone’s ass handed to them.
L.J.
#101 you’ll be missed. the self-importancy level here has been way too low for awhile now.
mmmmmm vicodin.It’s whats for dinner.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
A Hundred and Eleventh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummmmmm…. if any normal citizen was caught doing this he or she would be thrown in prison. Incarcerate this stupid beeeyatch please. Enough said
Wow, leave for a couple of hours, come back and people are telling each other their going to bang the other person’s Mom and other people aren’t good enough to lick up vomit. Thesuperficial instead of coffee tomorrow I think. However, if I want to hear someone bring up terrorists in a manner outside of reality, I’ll wait for Bush to do it. That was retarded.
Glad to see everyone backed off the “you don’t need vicodin for cramps” wagon. I mean, if you’re hurting (and aren’t going to drive and aren’t a recovering addict) I think you should be able to get relief from your doctor.
Carry on with the dick swinging contest you 3 or 4 twelve year olds on here.
85 pounds? but she is really 95?! wtf? what a fatty :P serisouly, eat something nicole.
When you weigh 85 pounds you don’t get your period anymore. Her excuse is bullshit. Just admit you like Vicodin recreationally like the rest of America!!
Paula Abdul hair!!!!!
@113 My dick’s bigger than yoooours!
Who told you to stop blowin’ me?
don’t make me go upside you head!
see, this is what happens when fish doode doesn’t post new stuff, it forces me to start with the C material.
oops that was for 113 and any other Osama sympathizers
#113 – If you read things more thoroughly you would see that I was going to fuck my trolls father in his mothers bed. I don’t fuck mothers, they’re all saints.
YEAH! Biatcho is SO not a motherfucker!!!
What the fuck is with people, Biatcho??
jrz, for the most part people are stupid, plain & simple. I work in an industry where I provide technical support & advice to really stupid people who are somehow given the power to create TV & films. I always say if it weren’t for the dumb people none of us would have jobs, so its a positive way to look at it.
indeedikee. and if it weren’t for the truly stupid, then we would have no one to ridicule here on the superfish.
@118 Barbado- It was good though, I give it an 8 1/2.
#7 Homoerotic troller- I know that you love, love, cocks as I have also been known to do. That means we have a lot in common! Kisses- PrettyBaby
@122, boy you said it, and it is not local, in my business I deal with idiots on an International level.
Humans need to be wiped out globally, except for you guys, me, and a couple of hookers.
better yet, forget you guys :)
ok, ok I get mega cramps too, and I have been
known to take a vic or two for it. HOWEVER,
I stay home and and sleep it off, as opposed to miss richie who decided that it was acceptable to drive on the wrong side of the highway at 1:45am. And not for nothing
wtf was she doing with Joel Madden while she was on the rag?, I know
he hasent had sex in the 2 years he was with
duff, but ewwwww, is he that desperate?
To a person lacking color vision, everything looks black & white.
#126 yep, they had to throw down a towel on the back seat. Haven’t you ever given it up when you were under construction?
Well. At least if she had her period, se know she was wet. Cuz when your that skinny, you ain’t juicy.
Ewwwwww.
#127 – To a person lacking humor, you’re a fucking troll.
totally agreed #125. Except for the part where hookers get to live & we die… so unfair.
can I give you my troll instead so I may be spared? It’s a nuisance that should be exterminated for stupidity & cowardice.
Rich – we have the same troll that seems to love us!! Apparently it’s “too smart” to attend high school and feels more at home here with the big kids.
Oooh…looks like this girl upset a few! Im just saying that swearing and acting like shes going to read what you say is pretty lame. hell yeah man its wrong to drive while ur on that shit but you really think what you OR I say is gonna bother her. No. Oh and what you say about me doesnt bother me either…fighting with typing..ahhhh not a route I like to take but hey…keep baggin! Shes still got style, shes still funny she just shouldnt be driving.
Later,
#89 & #90
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKUFUCKU
SURE NIKIBITCH IS SERIOUSLY A DUMB LIL GIRL AND ALL THAT NEGATIVE JAZZ
AND DRIVING (FOR ANY FUCKING ONE 9-90) WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE “IMPAIRED” IS SERIOUSLY STUPID AND FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE!!!!
I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH,
IF YOU DRIVE IMPAIRED THEY SHOULD BUT A BAN OUT AND YOUR NAME SHOULD HAVE…”DO NOT SERVE LIQUOR, THIS PERSON ACTS LIKE AS IRRESPONSIBLE AS LINDSAY LOHAN” NEXT TO IT
BUT CRAMPS CAN GET SERIOUS AND SOME GIRLS REALLY really REALLY NEED THAT SHIT,
EVER MISCARRAGED? YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES
women IM F’IN DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,
SURE BITCH IS CRAZY BUT COME ON!
SHE PROBABLY WAS GOING THE WRONG WAY JUST BECAUSE SHE IS SO FUCKING ABSENT MINDED AND SELF CENTERED SHE WASNT PAYING ATTENTION
OR JUST PLAIN PULLED A LOHAN AND REALLY MADE A SILLY MISTAKE,
CALi HIGHWAYS ARE FUCKED
GET REAL
LETS KEEP OUR WELL DESERVED PRIDE AND NOT KNOCK ON WOMANLY FUNCTIONS
YOU ARE ALL CUNTS FOR DOIN SO!
HAVE A CYNICAL DAY BITCHES
ummm…let me try that one again: To a person with a sense of humor, you’re just a fucking troll.
Obviously, to me #127 is a fucking troll, but I didn’t mean to imply that I lack humor.
My next comment will address how all (other) people are stupid, as noted above.
Holy shit, I’m losing it here. Nobody tells people of like some of you. You’re the fucking best. My actual name is kate and I’m now thinking of changing it because I don’t want to be associated with the Nicole Richie defending twat.
On a very special episode of the Superfish…..when SaraGrace becomes too stressed out over finding the perfect gift for DanYELL, she gets committed to Babbling Acres for some much-needed rest.
You know, people usually take midol for that don’t they?
Funny story..one time my guy friend called me up “I tried to commit suicide…I overdosed” So I tried to sound sympathetic, but I know he was just trying to be an attention whore. “So what did you overdose on?” and he says “Midol..”. I laughed like there was no tomorrow. He angerly hung up rofl.
Cramps? CRAMPS?! Why is it that the excuses going out there for celebs these days are getting lamer and lamer?
#70
OH NO YOU DID NOT compare Nicole Richie to Audrey Hepburn! Blasphemy! Audrey Hepburn was thin because she was poor and malnurished growing up during the war, she wasn’t a spoiled talentless Hollywood retard fishing for attention. You deserve to be on the highway opposite her next time she is drugged out and driving the wrong way.
Is it just me or have there been lots of Paris, Britney, and Nicole supporters infiltrating this website as of late? You guys are just as pathetic as they are so GO AWAY and post on Perez Hilton where you’ll be much more appreciated!
Shit, I take vicodin for cramps. I probably don’t really *need* a 10 mg vicodin, but I consider it a reward to putting up with this bloody mess once a month.
Also, #4? Right on!
Biatcho I agree… troll is home schooled. It probably learns sex ed first hand from good ol’ mom. Gives a whole new difinition to tight family. It’s stung me a few times on this thread already… but you can usually tell who it is because the comment smells like a cross between South Street Seaport in July and a Chinatown dumpster. I think I just threw up.
lots of us ladies take vicodin for cramps. they f’n suck. try having your balls in a tight grip all day, not tight enough to do damage, but just a nice dull ache for 3 days in a row. you’d sign up for some drugs too.
If she’s taking Vicodin for cramps, I wonder what she takes for a headache. Morphine? Let me tell you, I’ve been prescribed Vicodin after surgery and that shit don’t play.
I take Paxil after watching a sad movie.
The “Cramps” were because her body had no idea what to do with the Semen her boyfriend left in her that night…..it was the first nutrient that it has had to deal with in weeks.
They’re not cramps, they’re HUNGER PANGS!!!!!
Go order a #1 at Burger King. Don’t worry about getting fat, it might bump you up to the preschool section at the clothes store but that’s all right.
Wow, it’s amazing. Who knew 10-year-old boys could menstruate?
well, that’s what happens when you never eat
I get ovarian cysts, and still get bad cramps even though I am on birth control. My doctor did give me a prescription, but I know better than to drive with it!