Nicole Richie gets really bad cramps

By: Superficial / December 13, 2006

nicole-richie-vicodin.jpgNicole Richie is telling friends the reason she was on Vicodin was to treat menstruation cramps. She’s allegedly upset over media reports that she’s addicted to pills and insists she only “occasionally” takes Vicodin once a month at the start of her period.

Richie is also unhappy that California cops listed her weight at 85 pounds on the police report because “she’s so proud of her weight gain,” says the source, who adds that Richie has gained about ten pounds in the last two months and actually weighs around 95 pounds. “She doesn’t know where the cops came up with 85 pounds and it’s annoying to her.”

The source doesn’t address the marijuana, but I figure one lie per day is good enough. What kind of quack doctor would prescribe Vicodin for cramps? He’d probably take your temperature by sticking a finger up your butt and asking you to count to three.