Nicole Richie flashes nipple on E!

January 20th, 2006 // 31 Comments

If you look up the definition of ‘irony’ you’ll probably find this video of Nicole Richie talking about not flashing the camera as she accidentally flashes the camera. Then again, my dictionary is a piece of crap. I tried looking up the definition of ‘entrapment’ and all I got was a picture of a koala riding a space ship. What the fuck is that, man?

The video is NSFW so I wouldn’t click ‘Play’ unless you enjoy getting fired from work for looking at nipples.

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Comments (31)

  1. Rocknrope | January 20, 2006 at 2:56 pm

    Why do I suddenly feel like flapjacks and fried eggs?

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  2. Evangelia | January 20, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    It is not possible to have nipples if one does not have breasts. Therefore, Nicole was not really flashing the camera, she was just showing a birthmark or tattoo.

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  3. al rarow | January 20, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    This video is ancient.

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  4. gossipmonger | January 20, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    OK cokewhore, look into a MIRROR before going on TV!!

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  5. Sheva | January 20, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    This must be ancient video as she actually looks like she’s been eating like a human in this.

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  6. Wayne Nix | January 20, 2006 at 3:44 pm

    That’s so ironic it’s a Pynchon novel.

    Maybe he could write the next season of The Simple Life.

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  7. Shaun | January 20, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    She actually does look healthy for once. Her skin doesn’t look so stretched out and brittle. Regardless, even if she was on coc-a-cola, that looked premeditated. She seems very aware of her surroundings.

    The Superficial should try to get this mutt and paris in the ring. That would be halarious. I mean, admission would only have to be a urine sack for paris. But it would still be funny to watch.

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  8. HollyJ | January 20, 2006 at 4:41 pm

    that cameraman zoomed onto her tit the NANOSECOND it appeared – was he lying in wait, staring at her shirt ?

    what a grave disappointment for him to see only a pink doorknob nipple with no boob under it

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  9. roxybc | January 20, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    That video is really old. I think it’s right after she was in a fashion show where she actually DID flash the whole audience at the end of the runway. She was still fat then. They didn’t show the whole video clip of her speaking, so she was probably saying something like, ” I didn’t intend to flash the whole audience, but how could anyone resist my Ta Ta’s!”

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  10. gigi33 | January 20, 2006 at 4:50 pm

    This is a way old video. She’s finally visited a stylist and doesn’t wear day-glo makeup and hair extensions that only a 12 year old would find cool.

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  11. Mary45 | January 20, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    With whatever that eyemakeup is supposed to represent…it makes her look like Tammy Faye Baker’s daughter!

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  12. annjenleigh | January 20, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    You can have nipples and not have breasts. Men do it all the time.

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  13. derekd | January 20, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    She actually looks fuckable there. She musta ate a cheeseburger or something.

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  14. rachel | January 20, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    She must have some secret kid at home that we don’t know about cuz this is exactly what I look like after I let my 6 year old do my hair and makeup for fun. Or else she just really pissed off her stylists and for revenge they made her look like a clown.

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  15. PirateWench | January 20, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    It’s my dream to lose my job and become a kept woman. I played the nipple video fifteen times, but I’m still employed. I’ll never trust you again.

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  16. Evangelia | January 20, 2006 at 6:44 pm

    lol annjenleigh. I forgot about men since it’s never news when they flash their nipples…why? I demand equal nipple-newsworthiness for both sexes!

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  17. ESQ | January 20, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    Is that a man in drag? And he forgot to put in his implants? GOD that was horrible, it hurt my eyes to look at it. Next time she should not use a trough to put on make-up.

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  18. Miss Skyline | January 20, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    Wow, her makeup looks like she rubbed her fingers in her eyeshadow and just smeared it on. Hideous.

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  19. Porcelyn | January 20, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    Brown nipples are gross. Think Pink.

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  20. DannyJames | January 21, 2006 at 2:39 am

    i think what we saw was Nicole flashing us a malignant melanoma tumor. She is crying out for help!

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  21. Jeremy1Esq | January 21, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    she looks like Tommy Lee and Courtneys Love’s illegitmate child. I think Tommy gave Lionel Richie a night with Pamela Anderson in exchange for adopting this little girl.

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  22. Rochford | January 21, 2006 at 4:31 pm

    She so knew that she was doing that.

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  23. 2cute4ya | January 22, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    Get DOWN with BROWN!! Pink Stinks!! Get a tan nasty pink girls!!!!

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  24. PostAcidYouth | January 22, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    Getting a tan is highly unlikely to change one’s nipple colour. Besides, I’m happy with my pale skin…why risk skin cancer for that unwashed look?

    Disclaimer – the above does not apply to naturally tanned people. Just those who bake themselves silly.

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  25. Bo_Smith | January 22, 2006 at 8:24 pm

    LMFAO she is funny

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  26. LoneWolf | January 23, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    Sorry to derail, but speaking of nipple flashes, here’s a tip (pun intended) from your Uncle Lonewolf. Rent Into The Blue, and do a frame-by-frame of when Jessica Alba’s underwater escaping from the bad guy. He grabs at her as she’s on the way up and pulls one side of her top down and you can definitely see some nipplage. Assuming it’s her and not a stand-in, it’s worth checking out. Actually, it’s worth checking out anyway if you’re into nip slips.

    Now back to our regularly scheduled tearing of celebrity as@holes.

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  27. jugsgirl | January 24, 2006 at 7:48 am

    video won’t work

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  28. PostAcidYouth | January 24, 2006 at 4:59 pm

    why on earth would you rent into the blue and put yourself through a whole film’s worth of godawful acting? Alba’s nipple isn’t worth that torture

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  29. Rocknrope | January 25, 2006 at 7:39 am

    Agreed PostAcidYouth, not even Alba’s nips are worth all that stupid effort. Frame-by-frame my ass, just oogle them through her dress here: http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000968.html

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  30. ker | March 20, 2006 at 8:28 am

    LOL this site cracks me up! seriously
    theres no blogs better than superificial.com here

    you guys get so melodramatic on nipples
    especially celebrities… they’re just
    nipples.. why dont you guys cut off celebs’s headshots and put them in porn star’s body and you can j/o to it also to begin with

    lolololll

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  31. HollywoodSnark | December 12, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    wow, who knew skeletons have nipples too?
    http://hollywoodsnark.com

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