Nicole Richie flashes her panties

October 23rd, 2006 // 72 Comments
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Nicole Richie was spotted at Arena nightclub flashing her panties and letting strange men in hats try to rub their crotch against her hand. Which sounds like a good idea in theory, but so does tying a leash around your mailbox and introducing everybody to your new pet Maily the Mailbox.

I’m so lonely.


  1. biatcho

    #41 I must have been high on pixy stix that night cause I only remember doing the walrus. That walrus was hung like black man.

  2. Trixi

    Is the guy behind her Lt. Gaeta from Battlestar Galactica?

    http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/cast/gaeta/

  3. 53 biatcho, I am the Eggman!

    goo goo g’joob

  4. biatcho

    goo goo g’joob… had me some of that last weekend at the bukocke barn. (how in hell do u spell bukocke????)

  5. c

    Let’s be thankful for the little things in life — at least Nicole is wearing panties!

    http://popanalysis.blogspot.com

  6. HELLpenis

    Call me sick or whatever, but I think those bony legs looks hot. The rest of her is still really gross though.

  7. #56 biatcho – Giving a bukkake is my favorite indoor sport.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake

  8. aurealis

    What’s with the ratty shawl? Is “homeless wino” chic back in style?

  9. HollyJ

    Did anyone else notice Monica Lewinsky standing behind her?

  10. xx.deathcab.xx

    Isn’t the guy in the hat her brother or some other kind of family member?

  11. Dear Nicole,

    Seriously, eat something. It’s cool, none of us mind. I know some crazy dude or somebody once said you were fat, or something, causing this weird, anorexic, downward-spiral, but seriously, eat, who gives a shit? Living is a lot cooler than dying of starvation. Seriously, I know, because I died of starvation once. It sucked. So now, I eat all types of Ben & Jerrys, pork rhines, funions, steak dinners and all types-a-shit. Who cares? You only live once. Why live on saltine crackers every Tuesday with water for desert?

  12. P.S. the guy in the hat looks like a gay version of Mario Lopez. And no, that’s not an oxymoron. A.C. Slater would beat the shit out of that gaf.

  13. jrzmommy

    That’s right, that’s what a drunken 8 year old looks like. Gosh! It’s been so long……Haven’t seen one of them since Drew Barrymore was that age.

  14. Vylith

    too white..
    working under no spotlight;

    hm?

  15. Randy

    Seriously, is anyone that shocked? I mean 1) paparrazi/people with camera phones would do anything for a shot like this anyway, and 2) she’s Paris’s sister. Her sister makes a sex tape, they’re both apples from the same tree. It really doesn’t supprise me. Now let’s just stay tuned and see how long it takes for Nikki’s lil sex tape to get out….. :p

  16. notmeganharris

    #47…are you referring to the Sweet Potato Queens rule about panties at parties?

  17. UglyPornStar

    Hahaha Good to see she’s not stuffing powdered fun up her nose anymore like she claims…..By the looks of her in that pic, she’s surviving on it.

  18. cole007

    at least it’s not all blown-out like Lindsay Lohan’s meat helmets… yes, multiple helmets and or curtains, flapping in the breeze down there, with no undies on, blinding and ruining our innocence. at least she looks like the diet has sucked up all the flap…flap flap flapping… ewwww. it looks stinky….

    and like she’s about to have sex with that rat guy from fast times at ridgemont high….

  19. herbiefrog

    #68 otherwise known as
    the princess promenaders…?

  20. bellajocko

    For being so skinny she sure has some flab hanging off her ass. The sad part is that she is a role model for 10 year olds, but most of them are probably meatier than her.

  21. wow, that’s so far from being sexy

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