Nicole Richie flashes her panties

She’s wearing panties? Wow, that is so not trendy.

First, ya bitches!!!

Aarrrrghhhh….!!!!

If I really wanted to see her snatch/panties, I would have thrown cockroaches, chocolate, crab, roast beef and a rabbit turd in a blender, turned it on, poured it in a glass then just stared at it.

she gives me a bone…literally. i think it’s part of her pelvis.

so, gator, what you’re saying is that the vagina’s you have seen have been contained in a cup? Are you a virgin?

You probably are right about the stench that is emitted, maybe even the general texture…but why does it have to be in a glass?

Basheera … it doesn’t have to be in a glass. You can just dump it all on the floor. All I was saying that her twat is a smelly concoction of who the fuck knows. And looking at my blender creation would probably be pretty damn similar to that rotten cooter hole of hers.

The ass is just kinda hanging like the gullet of a turkey. Very scary. I think I finally have my Halloween costume.

Ugh, I can smell that from here,*sniff* *sniff* it’s a dry, musty smell, with a touch of bat guano, like a cave in the Mojave desert.

lol @ #2 and #3.

Gatorbates, alright, I gotchya.

I’m going to go ahead and agree with you on the uniscent concoction of, generally, bad smelling products. I was just so very confused about the cup scenario…but I’m over it, I’ll make it through the day.

@8 gatorbates – When you have to explain the jokes to the ignorant, they’re just not as funny huh?

From that angle, she almost looks skinny. I mean, in a good way.

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@10 Mr BarbadoSlim – I went to the Carlsbad Caverns last year. The bat guano stinks!!!

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@12 Basheera – That “ignorant” comment? I take it back.

I would emailed the coohie pic to Gov. Swartzenegger as the main cause of L.A. smog, but I’m afraid he might reply saying, “haha, very funny, but I’m not into guys you bastard, I’ll find you and rip your fucking heart out”.

I’m sorry folks, panties for 8 year olds are not appetizing. That, and I’d never fuck a chick who’s throat is half the girth of my shaft. She needs to take this show to Bangkok where they appreciate prepubescence.

Holy Christ ! That gink behind her looks like a demented Keebler Elf. Where the fuck is his arm? Up her ass, so he can stand her up?
She looks like she’s stoned to the beejesus belt… Yup.. Her motto is “Better livin’ through chemistry”..

“Ms. Skeletor” needs to be reported, found & exterminated- because I just threw up in my mouth a little. Ecch.

hehehe Bangcock hehehehehe

other possible names were Assream and Ballsackistan

Nice ad for ‘Altoids, Curiously Strong Mints’ right above Nicole and her scary skanky panties!

Just what I needed to start my day with

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I enjoy seeing ladies’ underwear.

But seriously folks this ‘ho is just looking way waaaay too rough, makes those Haitian crack-whores look like Maxim centerfolds.

I took Edna to Ballsackistan where we hooked up in a small village called TeabagRich.

Good times man, good times.

this looks like a $2 street walker with an asian ralph macchio.

And behind her and on the left is the answer to the trivia question, “What is Monica Lewinsky doing these days?”

For such a skinny bitch, she sure has a fat ass cheek.

like all you guys wouldnt do her

#31:

I wouldn’t do her, but I would do #30.

yeah, she clearly doesn’t snort coke anymore. clearly… she thinks it’s pixy stix.

I enjoy crabs with melted butter, not yellow underwear.

she looks just how we feel :)

if you wanna get on the floor to get a shot of my crotch…

…wellok…

cos i know i’ve got pantie son
and their clean
and whhite
and what more could i do?

she isn’t flashing anyone. the camera angle is going directly up her dress, so it’s the photographer being perverted.

So long erection…

For all those interested, the “guy” behind her is actually KD Lang doing the 70′s John Travolta dance.

Note to Nicole: if you have to steal the afghan off of the couch to wear at the club, you need to put some meat on your bones.

LMAO @ #19 she’s a handpuppet! perfect!

File under:

What we will tell our kids in the future.

“…and legend says that as she unsteadily climbed on the table and flashed her crotch every penis in the room went limp, never to be erect again and so did every antenna, tower, grain silo and even every cornstalk for miles around…”

from the Whore Chronicles, p.1078

@31 & 32 – I wouldn’t do her either, but I HAVE done #s 30, 33 and 34… at the same time!!!

Great time!

Poor thing.

Look at those hands.

I for one am pretty glad she’s wearing underpants, because going commando seems to be the latest thing with all the young attention whores. So good for you, Nicole! And to be eminently fair to her, that is a photo shot up the dress, though she does appear to be standing on a table, so demerit on her for that one. So we’ll call that one a wash.

Having said that, if she were bald, she’d look just like Gollum in a dress. They could do a Gollum sequel and have her be his frightening girlfriend. Sorry, Nicole, but damn, bitch, eat something. And try to keep it down (ie, no surreptitious trips to the bathroom).

Yikes, she is also losing huge clumps of hair I have read elsewhere. I frickin’ know that chic inhales huge quanities of meth.

oops

I bet a monkey wouldn’t even eat that banana…

I’m surprised. I always thought that she’s the kind of girl that doesn’t wear panties when she goes to party.

Is that Rumor “The Chin” Willis skulking about in the background?

Is it just me, or does she always look like she has a mustache? All that $$$ she spends on clothes, etc & she can’t get electrolysis for her lip?

How does Skelator’s ugly stepsister continue to get boys the way she does? Do they think that because she’s so skinny she’ll be really tight and therefore a really good lay? What gives???

At least she wears panties, though.

#47 Nope, I can see her always wearing panties. This chick has some serious hang-ups and I cannot see her as being a sexual type person at all. She hates herself actually I think.

Kermit legs! Wow, where is her dress, looks like she just got lazy and decided to just wear a shirt. Hawt Kermit, Hawt!

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