Nicole Richie was spotted at Arena nightclub flashing her panties and letting strange men in hats try to rub their crotch against her hand. Which sounds like a good idea in theory, but so does tying a leash around your mailbox and introducing everybody to your new pet Maily the Mailbox.
I’m so lonely.
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InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 23, 2006 at 9:17 am
She’s wearing panties? Wow, that is so not trendy.
mbarkr | October 23, 2006 at 9:18 am
First, ya bitches!!!
mbarkr | October 23, 2006 at 9:18 am
Aarrrrghhhh….!!!!
gatorbates | October 23, 2006 at 9:18 am
If I really wanted to see her snatch/panties, I would have thrown cockroaches, chocolate, crab, roast beef and a rabbit turd in a blender, turned it on, poured it in a glass then just stared at it.
JimJones | October 23, 2006 at 9:25 am
she gives me a bone…literally. i think it’s part of her pelvis.
Basheera | October 23, 2006 at 9:26 am
so, gator, what you’re saying is that the vagina’s you have seen have been contained in a cup? Are you a virgin?
You probably are right about the stench that is emitted, maybe even the general texture…but why does it have to be in a glass?
gatorbates | October 23, 2006 at 9:30 am
Basheera … it doesn’t have to be in a glass. You can just dump it all on the floor. All I was saying that her twat is a smelly concoction of who the fuck knows. And looking at my blender creation would probably be pretty damn similar to that rotten cooter hole of hers.
serial snarkalec | October 23, 2006 at 9:38 am
The ass is just kinda hanging like the gullet of a turkey. Very scary. I think I finally have my Halloween costume.
BarbadoSlim | October 23, 2006 at 9:38 am
Ugh, I can smell that from here,*sniff* *sniff* it’s a dry, musty smell, with a touch of bat guano, like a cave in the Mojave desert.
Stuey75 | October 23, 2006 at 9:43 am
lol @ #2 and #3.
Basheera | October 23, 2006 at 9:44 am
Gatorbates, alright, I gotchya.
I’m going to go ahead and agree with you on the uniscent concoction of, generally, bad smelling products. I was just so very confused about the cup scenario…but I’m over it, I’ll make it through the day.
Brain Embolism | October 23, 2006 at 9:45 am
@8 gatorbates – When you have to explain the jokes to the ignorant, they’re just not as funny huh?
sharkbite | October 23, 2006 at 9:49 am
From that angle, she almost looks skinny. I mean, in a good way.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
Brain Embolism | October 23, 2006 at 9:50 am
@10 Mr BarbadoSlim – I went to the Carlsbad Caverns last year. The bat guano stinks!!!
http://www.americansouthwest.net/new_mexico/carlsbad_caverns/national_park.html
Brain Embolism | October 23, 2006 at 9:53 am
@12 Basheera – That “ignorant” comment? I take it back.
bigponie | October 23, 2006 at 9:55 am
I would emailed the coohie pic to Gov. Swartzenegger as the main cause of L.A. smog, but I’m afraid he might reply saying, “haha, very funny, but I’m not into guys you bastard, I’ll find you and rip your fucking heart out”.
RichPort | October 23, 2006 at 10:00 am
I’m sorry folks, panties for 8 year olds are not appetizing. That, and I’d never fuck a chick who’s throat is half the girth of my shaft. She needs to take this show to Bangkok where they appreciate prepubescence.
DrBob2607 | October 23, 2006 at 10:00 am
Holy Christ ! That gink behind her looks like a demented Keebler Elf. Where the fuck is his arm? Up her ass, so he can stand her up?
She looks like she’s stoned to the beejesus belt… Yup.. Her motto is “Better livin’ through chemistry”..
Ed Bambrick | October 23, 2006 at 10:03 am
“Ms. Skeletor” needs to be reported, found & exterminated- because I just threw up in my mouth a little. Ecch.
BarbadoSlim | October 23, 2006 at 10:08 am
hehehe Bangcock hehehehehe
other possible names were Assream and Ballsackistan
ER | October 23, 2006 at 10:08 am
Nice ad for ‘Altoids, Curiously Strong Mints’ right above Nicole and her scary skanky panties!
CelebSlam.com | October 23, 2006 at 10:11 am
Just what I needed to start my day with
http://www.celebslam.com
fearsarewishes | October 23, 2006 at 10:13 am
I enjoy seeing ladies’ underwear.
BarbadoSlim | October 23, 2006 at 10:13 am
But seriously folks this ‘ho is just looking way waaaay too rough, makes those Haitian crack-whores look like Maxim centerfolds.
RichPort | October 23, 2006 at 10:19 am
I took Edna to Ballsackistan where we hooked up in a small village called TeabagRich.
Good times man, good times.
NipsyHustle | October 23, 2006 at 10:50 am
this looks like a $2 street walker with an asian ralph macchio.
LoneWolf | October 23, 2006 at 11:04 am
And behind her and on the left is the answer to the trivia question, “What is Monica Lewinsky doing these days?”
krisdylee | October 23, 2006 at 11:07 am
For such a skinny bitch, she sure has a fat ass cheek.
cerwin18 | October 23, 2006 at 11:14 am
like all you guys wouldnt do her
BigJim | October 23, 2006 at 11:16 am
#31:
I wouldn’t do her, but I would do #30.
biatcho | October 23, 2006 at 11:19 am
yeah, she clearly doesn’t snort coke anymore. clearly… she thinks it’s pixy stix.
pinky_nip | October 23, 2006 at 11:21 am
I enjoy crabs with melted butter, not yellow underwear.
herbiefrog | October 23, 2006 at 11:38 am
she looks just how we feel :)
if you wanna get on the floor to get a shot of my crotch…
…wellok…
cos i know i’ve got pantie son
and their clean
and whhite
and what more could i do?
Laurie1122 | October 23, 2006 at 11:38 am
she isn’t flashing anyone. the camera angle is going directly up her dress, so it’s the photographer being perverted.
Alex | October 23, 2006 at 11:42 am
So long erection…
trinket | October 23, 2006 at 11:49 am
For all those interested, the “guy” behind her is actually KD Lang doing the 70′s John Travolta dance.
Note to Nicole: if you have to steal the afghan off of the couch to wear at the club, you need to put some meat on your bones.
ponk | October 23, 2006 at 11:49 am
LMAO @ #19 she’s a handpuppet! perfect!
BarbadoSlim | October 23, 2006 at 12:00 pm
File under:
What we will tell our kids in the future.
“…and legend says that as she unsteadily climbed on the table and flashed her crotch every penis in the room went limp, never to be erect again and so did every antenna, tower, grain silo and even every cornstalk for miles around…”
from the Whore Chronicles, p.1078
Brain Embolism | October 23, 2006 at 12:05 pm
@31 & 32 – I wouldn’t do her either, but I HAVE done #s 30, 33 and 34… at the same time!!!
Great time!
ElatedPornStar | October 23, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Poor thing.
Look at those hands.
LL | October 23, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I for one am pretty glad she’s wearing underpants, because going commando seems to be the latest thing with all the young attention whores. So good for you, Nicole! And to be eminently fair to her, that is a photo shot up the dress, though she does appear to be standing on a table, so demerit on her for that one. So we’ll call that one a wash.
Having said that, if she were bald, she’d look just like Gollum in a dress. They could do a Gollum sequel and have her be his frightening girlfriend. Sorry, Nicole, but damn, bitch, eat something. And try to keep it down (ie, no surreptitious trips to the bathroom).
PrettyBaby | October 23, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Yikes, she is also losing huge clumps of hair I have read elsewhere. I frickin’ know that chic inhales huge quanities of meth.
PrettyBaby | October 23, 2006 at 12:28 pm
oops
Italian Stallion | October 23, 2006 at 12:41 pm
I bet a monkey wouldn’t even eat that banana…
yardgraffiti | October 23, 2006 at 1:28 pm
I’m surprised. I always thought that she’s the kind of girl that doesn’t wear panties when she goes to party.
UNWASHEDMASSES | October 23, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Is that Rumor “The Chin” Willis skulking about in the background?
toxic psychosis | October 23, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Is it just me, or does she always look like she has a mustache? All that $$$ she spends on clothes, etc & she can’t get electrolysis for her lip?
polypam | October 23, 2006 at 2:11 pm
How does Skelator’s ugly stepsister continue to get boys the way she does? Do they think that because she’s so skinny she’ll be really tight and therefore a really good lay? What gives???
At least she wears panties, though.
PrettyBaby | October 23, 2006 at 2:27 pm
#47 Nope, I can see her always wearing panties. This chick has some serious hang-ups and I cannot see her as being a sexual type person at all. She hates herself actually I think.
HolisticWisdomcom | October 23, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Kermit legs! Wow, where is her dress, looks like she just got lazy and decided to just wear a shirt. Hawt Kermit, Hawt!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com