Nicole Richie fever: Catch it!

February 29th, 2008 // 44 Comments

Nicole Richie just can’t get any hotter! (Prior statement does not include physical appearance.) She’s been offered the lead role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago. A source for Us Weekly, who is either Nicole’s publicist or escaped from a mental ward, had the following to say:

“It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.”

Yes, America just couldn’t be more captivated with our newest sweetheart. Step aside, Lady Liberty. You’re yesterday’s news. The nation is truly abuzz with this emaciated waif who coked off all her baby weight within a week and flew on the slightest of wind into our hearts. The ole U.S. of A. salutes you, Nicole. Keep on snorting for the boys overseas! God bless and Stars and Stripes forever!

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  1. Ar4

    first ! :))

  2. Stranger

    First!

  3. pointandlaugh

    she is SO damn ugly.

  4. so2315

    Shall I claim 3rd, or 2nd????

  5. yeiow

    She is really cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.

  6. tina

    Nicole Richie is so beautiful. I like her. I saw his profile with some photos on Richsoulmate.com, where pro athletes, celebrities, beauty queens, super models and wealthy singles mingle. The profile looks sincere and attractive. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. It’s said some celebs have found their perfect match there.

  7. OutRunner1

    *Salutes with left hand*

    Oooh, say can’t you see,
    by the dawn’s burly fight…

    *passes out from wake-up-slug of whiskey*

  8. Dude

    Smeagel in a dress and make up….wooptdi-frickin-do

  9. tina

    She is a pretty woman. There are so many fans of her. And they set up the groups related to stars. You can even check out their sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at BillionaireFriends.com.

  10. I’d rather catch aids.
    Oh, and she looks so emancipated..

  11. D. Richards (Stiff.)

    Since when did Nicole Richie become talented? Oh, that’s right — since she became a mother. Reproduction is art.

    Nicole’s hot, hot!

  12. D. Richards (Not kidding.) (Serious.)

    #10 — Frist, I think you meant to say ‘emaciated’. Emancipated is her child in fourteen years.

    You’re not funny.

  13. ashleigh

    #12 – the “emancipated” thing is a joke from yesterday, don’t be mean.

    i mean, what…no, i don’t check this site and read all the comments every day…

  14. Thank you #13

    D. Richards: Get Over Here!!!

    I’ve been playing too much Mortal Kombat lately..

  15. D. Richards: Genomic Aberrations and the History of Deformity

    What does talent and skill matter anymore? Morality? We are living in a Kleptocracy baby! Capitalism is the new religion. I heard the self-important (who is this asshole?) Glenn Beck (butt-child of the all-knowing Rush Limbaugh) proclaim Capitalism to be “sacred” on his show a month ago!!!!!!
    Awesome!
    We have long ago sold Morality in this country. The rule of law has been fallen by the conquering Neovikings! Bikers on tanks! On Stalin on Hitler on Vladimir Putin! Communism Capitalism coke we’re a’tootin!!!

    “Bring it on!”

    So why not offer nothing to the masses. Let ‘em chew bones! “Useless eaters”!

  16. spindoc

    Yeah, heaven forbid she spend any time with her new baby. Much better to uproot the family and move to NYC so she can continue her quest for fame whoredom. I also hear she is going to write a new diet book on how she eats nothing but her own breastmilk.

  17. #5 & 6, I am SO glad there are finally websites where regular people can meet rich celebrities. As if..

  18. Harry Ballzack

    HAHAHAHA …. talks are in such early and ‘Super Secret Discussions’ that Broadway producers aren’t even aware of it yet … *Shhhhhh…..*
    ” W H A T !!! THAT UNTALENTED ORANGE CHICK ? NO-WAY IN HELL !!! ”
    I’m at a loss here – I’m failing to understand how she turned Orange.
    Last time I did coke… I mean… last time I heard about coke (yeah-yeah-that’s it)
    it never turned anybody Orange !
    And if she was doing it to lose weight, at least she laid off that nasty ole crank.
    Unlike that Spears girl who’s face is really getting pocked by sores. Coke seems to agree with Nichole

  19. Auntie Kryst

    @11 hit the nail on the head. With pregnancy comes the ability to dance, act and sing. Triple threat!

  20. D. Richards

    No fucking shit! I read what that bitch wrote yesterday — it was a fucking joke. . .

    Goddamn you people are slow.

  21. Relax people, she’ll actually be playing the role of “Lamp post”… just as soon as she gets back to her birth weight… I swear, her finger must miss the hell out of her throat.

  22. D. Richards (Emacipated.)

    Hey, Frist, you remember Reptile; from Mortal Combat? You remember his long, long tongue?

    Did it turn you on?

  23. looner

    i just want to come baaack!! i hate it here!!

  24. looner

    i hate my liiiiiife!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Anonymous

    I want to punch this untalented skank in the face.

  26. D. Richards

    #23-24. You can’t come back. I think, that, maybe, you should kill yourself.

    Maybe pull a Heath, ya’ know.

  27. Keeping it Real

    She needs to take acting lessons. She has appeared in reality shows, but this does not take acting. I hope they find an experienced actor to play Roxie; one that needs a break, and has been in the theater for over a decade.

  28. Jim

    I’m not going to bash her. Any woman who doesn’t remain a sow after giving birth is ok in my book. They’re pretty rare.

  29. rockdust

    Thank you #3. I thought I was the only one who found her to be ugly. I don’t see anything that is remotely attractive about her.

  30. Blondie

    hahaha Ashleigh, I was thinking the exact same thing. “I definitely saw posts arguing about emancipated vs. emaciated yesterday. I probably should be ashamed of myself that I know that.”

  31. She is so sexy and cute! I like hers dress. I am herry who is a big beautiful girl on bbwconnect.com. I want to find my dream lover here. If you want to find me, under my name on bbwconnect.com. You will get a big surprise…

  32. fuckjedupamericans

    Sheesh she has a shape other than “straw” here. WTF is up with the world.

  33. Summer Kat

    Just the way I like ‘em….dumb and ugly.

  34. Grunion

    “It would give her a reason to really show her talent ”

    I don’t remember a bukkake scene in Chicago…

  35. Randal

    This is great news! Congratulations are certainly in order for Nicole. Her hard work and dedication to the entertainment industry has brought her to this point in her lustrious carrier.

    Your fans support you Nicole!

    Love ya! xoxo

  36. Janine

    Why is it that she turned down (apparently) so many acting offers before she got pregnant, and now that she has a young baby that needs her love and attention she has decided to star in some big production? I guess the rumours about her are true.
    To Jim # 28 You are an ignorant, useless piece of shit. Let me guess-you verbally abuse your wife who gave birth to your child because she hasn’t lost enough weight for you yet. Either that or you’re single because no woman wants an insensitive useless asshole like yourself.

  37. Janine

    Why is it that she turned down (apparently) so many acting offers before she got pregnant, and now that she has a young baby that needs her love and attention she has decided to star in some big production? I guess the rumours about her are true.
    To Jim # 28 You are an ignorant, useless piece of shit. Let me guess-you verbally abuse your wife who gave birth to your child because she hasn’t lost enough weight for you yet. Either that or you’re single because no woman wants an insensitive useless asshole like yourself.

  38. Keeping it Real

    #37

    I agree and I bet he is part of the 70 percent of Americans that are overweight too. Some men seem to have double standards for women; they can be overweight but their mate should not be.

  39. Keeping it Real

    #37

    I agree and I bet he is part of the 70 percent of Americans that are overweight too. Some men seem to have double standards for women; they can be overweight but their mate should not be.

  40. Wake Up People

    #35 Randal

    lol!

    She got famous because her dad was the lead singer in the Commadors. And she did a reality show which takes no talent. And she also got famous for driving on the wrong side of the freeway while having Vicadin in her system. And finally she got famous for being anorexic. We do not need more reality shows, we need more quality shows like The Discovery and The History Channel.

  41. Peetree

    catch what…. the STDs?

  42. stardust

    whoa slow day at the fish, hmmm im hungry……i think ill go drink some juice!

  43. Jackie

    I dont believe that!!! Did i tell you theres a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E! starting at 10 pm et/pt. The first season was good but this season i bet is going to be just crazy. Here are those links you wanted play the tushy game its great!!

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.

    http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows

  44. she is SO damn ugly.

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