Nicole Richie just can’t get any hotter! (Prior statement does not include physical appearance.) She’s been offered the lead role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago. A source for Us Weekly, who is either Nicole’s publicist or escaped from a mental ward, had the following to say:
“It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.”
Yes, America just couldn’t be more captivated with our newest sweetheart. Step aside, Lady Liberty. You’re yesterday’s news. The nation is truly abuzz with this emaciated waif who coked off all her baby weight within a week and flew on the slightest of wind into our hearts. The ole U.S. of A. salutes you, Nicole. Keep on snorting for the boys overseas! God bless and Stars and Stripes forever!
Ar4 | February 29, 2008 at 9:47 am
first ! :))
Stranger | February 29, 2008 at 9:48 am
First!
pointandlaugh | February 29, 2008 at 9:54 am
she is SO damn ugly.
so2315 | February 29, 2008 at 9:54 am
Shall I claim 3rd, or 2nd????
yeiow | February 29, 2008 at 9:56 am
She is really cute.. I have seen her photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ” Searching Millionaire dot com”.. Many men winked at her there.
tina | February 29, 2008 at 9:56 am
Nicole Richie is so beautiful. I like her. I saw his profile with some photos on Richsoulmate.com, where pro athletes, celebrities, beauty queens, super models and wealthy singles mingle. The profile looks sincere and attractive. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. It’s said some celebs have found their perfect match there.
OutRunner1 | February 29, 2008 at 9:56 am
*Salutes with left hand*
Oooh, say can’t you see,
by the dawn’s burly fight…
*passes out from wake-up-slug of whiskey*
Dude | February 29, 2008 at 9:56 am
Smeagel in a dress and make up….wooptdi-frickin-do
tina | February 29, 2008 at 9:57 am
She is a pretty woman. There are so many fans of her. And they set up the groups related to stars. You can even check out their sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs at BillionaireFriends.com.
FRIST!!! | February 29, 2008 at 9:58 am
I’d rather catch aids.
Oh, and she looks so emancipated..
D. Richards (Stiff.) | February 29, 2008 at 9:59 am
Since when did Nicole Richie become talented? Oh, that’s right — since she became a mother. Reproduction is art.
Nicole’s hot, hot!
D. Richards (Not kidding.) (Serious.) | February 29, 2008 at 10:01 am
#10 — Frist, I think you meant to say ‘emaciated’. Emancipated is her child in fourteen years.
You’re not funny.
ashleigh | February 29, 2008 at 10:12 am
#12 – the “emancipated” thing is a joke from yesterday, don’t be mean.
i mean, what…no, i don’t check this site and read all the comments every day…
FRIST!!! | February 29, 2008 at 10:24 am
Thank you #13
D. Richards: Get Over Here!!!
I’ve been playing too much Mortal Kombat lately..
D. Richards: Genomic Aberrations and the History of Deformity | February 29, 2008 at 10:27 am
What does talent and skill matter anymore? Morality? We are living in a Kleptocracy baby! Capitalism is the new religion. I heard the self-important (who is this asshole?) Glenn Beck (butt-child of the all-knowing Rush Limbaugh) proclaim Capitalism to be “sacred” on his show a month ago!!!!!!
Awesome!
We have long ago sold Morality in this country. The rule of law has been fallen by the conquering Neovikings! Bikers on tanks! On Stalin on Hitler on Vladimir Putin! Communism Capitalism coke we’re a’tootin!!!
“Bring it on!”
So why not offer nothing to the masses. Let ‘em chew bones! “Useless eaters”!
spindoc | February 29, 2008 at 10:31 am
Yeah, heaven forbid she spend any time with her new baby. Much better to uproot the family and move to NYC so she can continue her quest for fame whoredom. I also hear she is going to write a new diet book on how she eats nothing but her own breastmilk.
FRIST!!! | February 29, 2008 at 10:32 am
#5 & 6, I am SO glad there are finally websites where regular people can meet rich celebrities. As if..
Harry Ballzack | February 29, 2008 at 10:38 am
HAHAHAHA …. talks are in such early and ‘Super Secret Discussions’ that Broadway producers aren’t even aware of it yet … *Shhhhhh…..*
” W H A T !!! THAT UNTALENTED ORANGE CHICK ? NO-WAY IN HELL !!! ”
I’m at a loss here – I’m failing to understand how she turned Orange.
Last time I did coke… I mean… last time I heard about coke (yeah-yeah-that’s it)
it never turned anybody Orange !
And if she was doing it to lose weight, at least she laid off that nasty ole crank.
Unlike that Spears girl who’s face is really getting pocked by sores. Coke seems to agree with Nichole
Auntie Kryst | February 29, 2008 at 10:42 am
@11 hit the nail on the head. With pregnancy comes the ability to dance, act and sing. Triple threat!
D. Richards | February 29, 2008 at 10:43 am
No fucking shit! I read what that bitch wrote yesterday — it was a fucking joke. . .
Goddamn you people are slow.
RichPort | February 29, 2008 at 10:43 am
Relax people, she’ll actually be playing the role of “Lamp post”… just as soon as she gets back to her birth weight… I swear, her finger must miss the hell out of her throat.
D. Richards (Emacipated.) | February 29, 2008 at 10:48 am
Hey, Frist, you remember Reptile; from Mortal Combat? You remember his long, long tongue?
Did it turn you on?
looner | February 29, 2008 at 10:58 am
i just want to come baaack!! i hate it here!!
looner | February 29, 2008 at 11:00 am
i hate my liiiiiife!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous | February 29, 2008 at 11:07 am
I want to punch this untalented skank in the face.
D. Richards | February 29, 2008 at 11:08 am
#23-24. You can’t come back. I think, that, maybe, you should kill yourself.
Maybe pull a Heath, ya’ know.
Keeping it Real | February 29, 2008 at 11:08 am
She needs to take acting lessons. She has appeared in reality shows, but this does not take acting. I hope they find an experienced actor to play Roxie; one that needs a break, and has been in the theater for over a decade.
Jim | February 29, 2008 at 11:33 am
I’m not going to bash her. Any woman who doesn’t remain a sow after giving birth is ok in my book. They’re pretty rare.
rockdust | February 29, 2008 at 11:33 am
Thank you #3. I thought I was the only one who found her to be ugly. I don’t see anything that is remotely attractive about her.
Blondie | February 29, 2008 at 11:34 am
hahaha Ashleigh, I was thinking the exact same thing. “I definitely saw posts arguing about emancipated vs. emaciated yesterday. I probably should be ashamed of myself that I know that.”
herry | February 29, 2008 at 11:46 am
She is so sexy and cute! I like hers dress. I am herry who is a big beautiful girl on bbwconnect.com. I want to find my dream lover here. If you want to find me, under my name on bbwconnect.com. You will get a big surprise…
fuckjedupamericans | February 29, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Sheesh she has a shape other than “straw” here. WTF is up with the world.
Summer Kat | February 29, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Just the way I like ‘em….dumb and ugly.
Grunion | February 29, 2008 at 12:49 pm
“It would give her a reason to really show her talent ”
I don’t remember a bukkake scene in Chicago…
Randal | February 29, 2008 at 12:52 pm
This is great news! Congratulations are certainly in order for Nicole. Her hard work and dedication to the entertainment industry has brought her to this point in her lustrious carrier.
Your fans support you Nicole!
Love ya! xoxo
Janine | February 29, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Why is it that she turned down (apparently) so many acting offers before she got pregnant, and now that she has a young baby that needs her love and attention she has decided to star in some big production? I guess the rumours about her are true.
To Jim # 28 You are an ignorant, useless piece of shit. Let me guess-you verbally abuse your wife who gave birth to your child because she hasn’t lost enough weight for you yet. Either that or you’re single because no woman wants an insensitive useless asshole like yourself.
Janine | February 29, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Why is it that she turned down (apparently) so many acting offers before she got pregnant, and now that she has a young baby that needs her love and attention she has decided to star in some big production? I guess the rumours about her are true.
To Jim # 28 You are an ignorant, useless piece of shit. Let me guess-you verbally abuse your wife who gave birth to your child because she hasn’t lost enough weight for you yet. Either that or you’re single because no woman wants an insensitive useless asshole like yourself.
Keeping it Real | February 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm
#37
I agree and I bet he is part of the 70 percent of Americans that are overweight too. Some men seem to have double standards for women; they can be overweight but their mate should not be.
Keeping it Real | February 29, 2008 at 1:17 pm
#37
I agree and I bet he is part of the 70 percent of Americans that are overweight too. Some men seem to have double standards for women; they can be overweight but their mate should not be.
Wake Up People | February 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm
#35 Randal
lol!
She got famous because her dad was the lead singer in the Commadors. And she did a reality show which takes no talent. And she also got famous for driving on the wrong side of the freeway while having Vicadin in her system. And finally she got famous for being anorexic. We do not need more reality shows, we need more quality shows like The Discovery and The History Channel.
Peetree | March 1, 2008 at 1:41 pm
catch what…. the STDs?
stardust | March 2, 2008 at 10:14 am
whoa slow day at the fish, hmmm im hungry……i think ill go drink some juice!
Jackie | March 3, 2008 at 12:37 am
I dont believe that!!! Did i tell you theres a new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians March 9th on E! starting at 10 pm et/pt. The first season was good but this season i bet is going to be just crazy. Here are those links you wanted play the tushy game its great!!
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/tushygame/index.jsp.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp?sid=nav-shows
videolar | March 3, 2008 at 10:11 am
she is SO damn ugly.