Nicole Richie looked uncharacteristically hot (for her) at the Carnival of Hope gala over the weekend. I say uncharacteristically because she usually looks like Gollum with tits. How she pulled off this miraculous transformation is beyond me, but I’ve got top scientists over at NASA looking into it.
UPDATE: Got a reply!
TO: The Superficial
SUBJECT: Re: URGENT: Nicole Richie gave me a boner, please advisePerhaps I wasn’t clear in our last correspondence, so let me simplify the terms:
We make rockets go “BOOM” so Joe the Spaceman can fly to the moon.
I really don’t know how to make that anymore understandable without the use of puppets, so for the last time, stop e-mailing us.
That said, the bitch stopped doing H.Peace out,
Dr. Scott Brooks,
NASAP.S. QUIT POSTING ABOUT HEIDI & SPENCER!
i like her she’s funny and her style lately is unique.. Her sexy photos are found on ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
Fucking HYSTERICAL post (NASA memo) brilliantly F U N N Y!!! (and yes, WTF happened to her!?! this is positively the best she has ever looked, ever.) (But the memo was the best part) LOL
shit, this is ridiculous. she has never been hot nor will she ever be. you can’t polish a turd and that’s exactly what she is.
Well, I was going to say she looks great, but the face…
But then I got pissed off at#18, fuck, you, don’t use me name any more, for the love of god, I am a twisted, yet decent person who would never ever say shit like that..
The Space Program has been very good to me because I got my free education, great experiece,a husband, and a great savings plan. Long live the space program!
Her saggy tits are such a turn on for me.
I am not impressed with Nicole. I am glad she is not sporting the anorexic look these days, but seriously this female has no talent. I hope she stays focued on charity work and her daughter.
I am not impressed with Nicole. I am glad she is not sporting the anorexic look these days, but seriously this female has no talent. I hope she stays focued on charity work and her daughter.
She looks good, cut the girl some slack.
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OK she looks good for a worthless no talent anorexic drug struggling misguided addict but I have my problems too but I can sing!
It looks like her features are melting off the side of her face.
She’s hot, if you like having sex with rodents, that is.
Love the dress! and BOOBIES! She actually has BOOBIES!
Love the dress! and BOOBIES! She actually has BOOBIES!
Wow…, she is hot and sexy. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
Chick is hot. Doesn’t look common or mallrat-ish at all. She has a great face, even though it does look reptilian.
I always thought Nicole was pretty. She was looking pretty sickly there for a while, but she’s got a nice face. Motherhood has done her a lot of good.