Nicole Richie doesn’t induce vomiting, brain confused

unless you’re michael jackson, i can’t see how you could possibly find that arousing.

Nicole Schwarzenpussy is………The Vaginator.

punjab – You are throwing pearls before swine

she’s actually not gross in these pictures; i can’t believe it. Well, I guess she’s making progress.
I was always sorta rooting for her; I guess it’s paying off. Who’da thunk it? for once, we couldn’t mock her on the superfish?

The next build won’t be shown until the auction next month. Most of the
employees are gone so things will take longer. He now just hides in the
office and eats pork chops and boxes the clown.

Help is wanted though, but only for people who are craftsman, not punch list
jockeys who want be on tv.

I think Pilgrim Films should make General Cheevers hire them back –
Blueberry Muffin and Mike would be good for TV.

In certain Southeast Asian countries, Nicole Ritchie would be easily mistaken for a Lady Boy. I wonder if Good Charlotte ever toured there?

She’s gross. She looks like she’s had a double mastectomy and hasn’t seen a bar of soap or a multivitamin since the second Reagan administration. Not to mention she’s sucking face with Translucent Boy, King of the Body Art and Bad Breath. She’s gross. She’s beyond gross. If she walked out of the bathroom stall I was waiting to use, I’d go piss outside in the alley and take my chances with the bums and rats.

It’s all about the girl.

@57: Oh shit!!! That was so funny! It’s sad when you can get past the use of a public toilet unless said toilet was contaminated with Nicole Ritchie ick!

#1, that made no sense. Pool yourself.

she’s not ugly broad. just that thin thing gets her

http://www.carpemundus.com – love those winter curves!

she looks good

She is starting to look much better.

Big improvement compared to the sack of bones she was a few months back.

Well this is a first for me as well…I’d hit it.

Maddox called. He wants his haircut back.

Maddox called. He wants his haircut back.

I’d wax it.

Once and for all, resolve this for me —
is she black or white?? Mocha?

In that third picture were they

Why does the Superficial guy think he’s writing for The Onion all of a sudden?

i think she looks really good at the size she is at right now. i mean she is pretty either way, but she looks very healthy, while still getting that thin look that she seems to like.

i like nicole richie…i mean, she doesn’t always make good decisions, but there is something different about her. she seems to have a sweet heart.

Looks like she’s been eating solid food again. Good for her!

She’s got feet like Yao Ming. I wonder if they make slapping sounds when she’s walking on the wet sand?

Well what can you say? The sun shines on a dog’s ass now and again…

…and that’s exactly what you’re looking at here. Enjoy.

His tattoos are so ugly.

Guess we know her favorite position

EEW! Look at those pointy elbows. She’s way below my standards.

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I could do much better.

http://www.marshallfox.com/headshots.htm

i bet she takes it in the butt too, she’s a freak. i’d thrash her from behind.

Lovely pose :)

she actually does look hot. Oh yeah, I’m a dyke, plus I’m hot too

Skeletor has been gaining some weight.. she almost has an ass now.

Jeez, just because she looks better than she used to (not too hard) doesn’t mean she looks healthy. Count those ribs, and it’s not normal to be able to see someone’s hip bones that clearly. And how the hell can someone with no tits at all still manage to have underboob going on? I’m going to Hollywood to hold “how to choose and put on a bikini” classes for clueless bimbos.

If life were a cartoon Nicole Ritchie would be Dora the Explorer and Paris would be Olive Oyl and Joel Madden would be Milhouse.

What’s with this two faced bunch of lemming wannabes? A week ago you all wanted to burn her at the stake(or as kindling). Now all of a sudden she adds some weight and you want to hold hands and go shopping with her. Shit, a couple more pounds and you’ll be lining up for invitations to a slumber party. What a bunch of dick yankers.

Would you look at her ankles? Holy smokes, it’s no wonder she’s so fuckin’ skinny, they’d snap under any regular amount of weight!

He looks like a Hobbit.

Dare I say her bikini bottom looks….padded?

can anyone smell tuna or is Paris Hilton standing out of the pic

I think we can all agree — at least it’s not Paris hunched over flashing what God gave her (then later regretted).

i’m starting to think that she did have that band around her stomach removed. she roamed around for a few years looking like a corpse and all of a sudden, she’s put weight on? i bet lionel had the band removed by court order cause this bitch was about to keel over & die.

why can’t girls wear bathing suits right? your boobs are NOT supposed to hang out the BOTTOM

ewwww. the second shot looks like it belongs in a museum as a representation of “homo erectus”. she has the weirdest feet i’ve ever seen.

Seriously, I think the question is with Joel…and what exactly his affinity is with women who look like pre-pubescent boys….

Yeah, already saw these pictures on the NAMBLA website.. you lose again, Superfish.

She looks fantastic! I’m so proud of her…

Good girl, Nicole. Face down, ass up.

A little bit more meat would be nice but it doesn’t matter becasue I wouldn’t let my dog do her after that scumbag she is with was in her. (Is that guy for real or just another punk shitbag with a fake attitude?)

wow, she doesn’t look absolutely horrible…

must be the lighting