God help me, this shot of Nicole Richie bent over with Joel Madden doesn’t completely disgust me. I’d describe the sensation as “dirty” but it doesn’t quite capture the uncleanliness of how I’m feeling. This is like the first of a series of steps that leads to me getting aroused during funerals and then ultimately digging up corpses to masturbate to.
NOTE: Tell me I didn’t just write that.
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danielle | January 11, 2007 at 10:26 am
I don’t think she’s trying to seduce him.
I believe she’s awaiting a burger that’s due to crawl up her ass any moment now.
geek_uk | January 11, 2007 at 10:27 am
I’d fuck her, just to fuck.
Trey | January 11, 2007 at 10:28 am
ehhh….i still like her.
FredLobster | January 11, 2007 at 10:28 am
She’s built like a 9 year old boy for crying out loud.
shanonorato | January 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
God help me…but i think she looks adorable. she no longer looks like she’s knocking at death’s door. good for her.
fergernauster | January 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
Nice ass.
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
I feel like I just looked at kiddie porn.
Danno | January 11, 2007 at 10:30 am
I’d slay her with my tongue and pillage her vagina
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 10:30 am
PS: #5–that’s an original opener….where’d you ever come up with it?
fergernauster | January 11, 2007 at 10:31 am
She has always been cute as a button, but she needs to loosen the ties on her bikini top.
Mick | January 11, 2007 at 10:35 am
She looks good. I liked her better with Blonde hair though, but she’s gained some weight, looking better.
UNWASHEDMASSES | January 11, 2007 at 10:39 am
It’s all the high protein manshakes Joel Madden is giving her. She’s guzzling so much chowpipe she’s gained nearly 20 pounds overnight. Guess DJ AM has some lowfat/low cal choad. As an aside, Mr. Madden’s tattoos look like a coloring book for the blind.
Pointandlaugh | January 11, 2007 at 10:41 am
#4….heh….and how would YOU know? [don't tell me....I don't wanna know.]
yeah, the 2nd to the last pic…..she’s still a skeleton. No ass, no boobs. YUUUUKK.
fergernauster | January 11, 2007 at 10:41 am
As an aside, I like picking the scabs on my upper back ‘n eating them. Mmmmmmm. Crispy.
polypam | January 11, 2007 at 10:42 am
I love how they’re so aware of the cameras being around and seem to not really care at all.
I guess you can’t when you called them yourself.
Wonked | January 11, 2007 at 10:45 am
I haven’t felt this dirty since I became aroused by an early 80s Jazzercise video.
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 10:45 am
She still looks too thin, but at least she’s put on like 10 pounds.
Thats right Nichole, you put on 10 pounds you FAT PIG!!! Now get into the bathroom and throw it up you look disgusting!
BarbadoSlim | January 11, 2007 at 10:46 am
I would give it some bony anal, buuuuut I’d be all broken up about it in the morning.
BarbadoSlim | January 11, 2007 at 10:46 am
and sore.
fearsarewishes | January 11, 2007 at 10:48 am
She has moved up to spinner weight class. Bitch still has the zombie mitts, though.
combustion8 | January 11, 2007 at 10:49 am
she needs to work on that pooch belly… and that face.
wedgeone | January 11, 2007 at 10:54 am
She’s looking better than that anorexic pic a few months back. If she only had a rack ….
gossipmonger | January 11, 2007 at 10:54 am
She looks totally fine now-not too thin, not too big-just right. The world can now breathe a collective sigh and
move on to more important things like the war in
Iraq, drug abuse amoungst our youth, global warming,
etc…..
cherie | January 11, 2007 at 10:59 am
yay
BSfan | January 11, 2007 at 10:59 am
Pfft… Fat Ass
knowhere | January 11, 2007 at 11:00 am
that’s hot
Dean | January 11, 2007 at 11:05 am
She still looks unhealthy. Look at her ankles – skinnnnnnnnny.
ph7 | January 11, 2007 at 11:11 am
I’d like her to give me that pose while wearing a catholic school uniform.
Bad little girl!
Niecy | January 11, 2007 at 11:18 am
She actually looks like a human being instead of a skeleton with brown hair.
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 11:19 am
Nice try Nicole.
PunjabPete | January 11, 2007 at 11:20 am
What exactly inspires these young tat covered kids to want to bang titless stick women? I mean, she is small enough to ride your junk just holding your neck and legs wrapped around. I bet I could do that for at least 3 hours before I even noticed she was there… But damn… No tits? No ass? That better be one muscle lined vajayjay….
PunjabPete | January 11, 2007 at 11:24 am
Seriously. We are talking Schwarzenpussy here… Anything else just doesn’t make sense…
psychodelicate | January 11, 2007 at 11:32 am
She’s looking loads better. If she really has body issues though, she’d keep herself toned and watch that pooch belly.
kaiser | January 11, 2007 at 11:36 am
great shot. she has a nice ass but I would prefer if she were wearing a thong!
Me | January 11, 2007 at 11:42 am
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do some crunches ho!
woodhorse | January 11, 2007 at 11:49 am
she is a cute young woman now instead of Indira Ghandhi’s stand-in but, really, Fish, if you humped everything you said you did, the entire planet (and some Martians) would know what you look like. And we don’t. At least CarpeMundus has the self control to only go for the tres jolie.
Jenna | January 11, 2007 at 11:52 am
It seemes like she’s has a nice ass…then I looked at the pics of her standing up. O nthe plus side, I can see less of her ribcage…its progress.
Can somebody explain to me why there doesn’t seem to be a single woman in Hollywood who can put a bikini top on right?
Jenna | January 11, 2007 at 11:53 am
It seemes like she’s has a nice ass…then I looked at the pics of her standing up. On the plus side, I can see less of her ribcage…its progress.
Can somebody explain to me why there doesn’t seem to be a single woman in Hollywood who can put a bikini top on right?
Jenna | January 11, 2007 at 11:53 am
Oops, sorry about the double post.
tits_on_snack | January 11, 2007 at 11:56 am
She still looks like Star Jones.
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 11:58 am
I dunno,does it looklike her bumbum is nicely arched?
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Practice some more and try again.
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 12:02 pm
(42)Dear.
polypam | January 11, 2007 at 12:03 pm
#23 Gossipmonger…
First of all, she IS still too thin. But that aside…
If you’re such a fucking peacenik and are more worried intersted in the war in Iraq and kids on drugs, why the hell are you wasting time on this site anyway? Please note the title, it’s called The Superficial for a reason.
polypam | January 11, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Above should be “worried and interested”… early cocktail hour for me. Sorry.
86 | January 11, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I love when celebrities try to look ‘surprised’ by the paparazzi.
86 | January 11, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Slow day in celeb land.
Meritocrat | January 11, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I dare say she is looking well and fit. Too bad she got so much criticism for getting thin…remember when she was a piggy little drug addict when The Simple Life started? She looked 90% better after she lost all that weight. And now that she has some muscle tone I think this is as good as it gets.
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 12:36 pm
There it is Pete, the zinger— buried in #32!!!
crystalljackson | January 11, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Eh, still looks like a prepubescent boy to me.