Nicole Richie has put up a post on her MySpace page denying the Page Six item suggesting she got gastric bypass surgery and had it reversed. She writes:
So i gain a little bit of weight, and im acussed of having a gastric bypass surgery reversed? Its pathetic of Page Six to insinuate i have done this. Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done, and is a serious, life changing procedure; not one to throw around as a joke or a rumor. Ive given a statement I am in the process of putting on weight, and that should be enough. Its a shame to hear that instead of hearing supportive words, someone needs to spin it into some negative, absurd way
Yeah that’s pretty much what I figured. If she’d actually gotten the surgery this story would’ve been totally different. Namely she’d be dead. And I’d be writing about how doctors found her 32 lb corpse on the kitchen floor, too frail and weak to even get the fridge door open.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 8:30 am
Mornin!! At last, another celebrity to feast on!
combustion8 | November 15, 2006 at 8:32 am
whats she worth on the death pool these days? may have to draft her.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 15, 2006 at 8:33 am
I don’t think she had it, I think she is anorexic or bulimic.
Her middle finger gesture reminds me of when Michelle flicks off Romy when she has her dream and they are crusty hags still feuding over who looks like Rhoda and who looks like Mary.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Christie | November 15, 2006 at 8:37 am
so sad…at least she is starting to look a little bit better.
the media is not happy if she is underweight, a little bit curvy or trying to put weight on. if she is overweight they want her to lose weight. when she loses it then they want her to gain weight, now that she has put some on or what looks like she has they say she has had some serious, major surgery! my friend had gastric bypass done and you are very sore and in a lot of pain for quite a while afterward. even if she did have it done and had it reversed she would not be able to be out and about so soon afterwards.
what a sad world
hisforalways | November 15, 2006 at 8:38 am
In other news, Nicole Ritchie is a dumbshit.
Sheva | November 15, 2006 at 8:38 am
Her comment about “putting on weight” sounds like a death sentence.
Sure fire sign of someone with a eating disorder. Shoot most normal people I know actually look forward to a good meal.
And we know that’s a diet soda Biyatch.
bigponie | November 15, 2006 at 8:38 am
I hate to think where that finger has been…namely down her throat
jrzmommy | November 15, 2006 at 8:39 am
I admire her chutzpah in the second photo giving the ol’ Jersey Salute.
bigponie | November 15, 2006 at 8:40 am
that finger has been surgically elongated to support her…ahem…habit
Brain Embolism | November 15, 2006 at 8:41 am
Make up my mind SuperFish!
Did she have Gastric Bypass surgery or not?
Adult Underoos | November 15, 2006 at 8:43 am
whatever skeletor! ps: does she have a mcdonalds endorsement?
i wear cartoon undies –> http://funderpants.com
biatcho | November 15, 2006 at 8:45 am
jrz, I thought the Jersey Salute was that big crusty wave of teased out hair that sits perched on top of Bon Jovi Fans’ heads?
ponk | November 15, 2006 at 8:45 am
picture 1, she’s showing us how clean her finger is – proof that she doesn’t cram it down her throat.
however, in picture 2 she’s reaching for the bag so she can regurgitate the french fry she ate.
ponk | November 15, 2006 at 8:48 am
in related news, Michael Jackson is attempting a comeback in London – so who knows, if she can maintain that 8yo boy look, she might land herself a rich black man…sorta.
Jenna | November 15, 2006 at 8:49 am
I think she’s confused putting on weight with just wearing bigger pants.
86 | November 15, 2006 at 8:50 am
You guys are great. I love you.
PapaHotNuts | November 15, 2006 at 8:51 am
Her finger sticking up represents the number of white parents she has.
RichPort | November 15, 2006 at 8:52 am
It’s funny when her friends deny her food. Fat bitch.
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 8:53 am
Do you want a fry with that ?
MollyPoo | November 15, 2006 at 8:54 am
I think it’s hilarious that she says “Anyone that knows anything about this surgery would know that legally, you must be AT LEAST 100 pounds overweight to even have the surgery done”. Yeah. Either that, or have a butt-load of money to pay an unscrupulous doctor to do it for you.
heisthejuan | November 15, 2006 at 8:57 am
I had actually heard she had the surgery a few months ago. Not from a reputable source or anything, but I don’t doubt it. I agree with #21. Those stats come a bit too readily and when you use specifics in a denial you look guilty.
jrzmommy | November 15, 2006 at 8:57 am
No no no, silly, Biatcho….THAT, which you describe, is just called the Jersey Big Hair, indigenous to the Garden State, nearly extinct since the mid-90′s, seen in some rural parts, found in other areas of country such as Long Island, Staten Island, boondocks of Maryland, Delaware.
biatcho | November 15, 2006 at 9:00 am
I don’t know don’t about extinct, jrz. I saw the Jovi 3 years ago at Giants Stadium and the best game ever to play when you’re drunk & stoned in the parking lot is “Find the Big Haird’s”. Hours of fun!
anna | November 15, 2006 at 9:00 am
Come on——she has an eating disorder and that shouldn’t be talked about in such a nasty way. She is coming out of denial so thats good!! A lot of these women don’t and they starve to their death…I definitely see the McDonalds bag as a decoy for “look at me I’m eating now!!!” but still if that was my daughter I would be the one with the ole jersey salute. If she was over weight we would make fat jokes-but this is a health issue so leave the poor kid alone already.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 9:01 am
There is also the stomach clamp and stomach balloon which both cause the person to eat less and is easily reversed…so it isnt far-fetched for her to have one of them.
JRZ – doesnt hair like that require you to drive an 80s black trans am?
Italian Stallion | November 15, 2006 at 9:02 am
Funny how everytime you see her eat, it’s McDonalds. You would think she would be a regular old Edna Bambrick by now. If you don’t know who that is, believe me when I say she is a fat pig. As far as the pictures, they must be showing the same picture, just different angles. Although she is one fat bitch again……..
P.S. Ever see Chris Farley’s picture at death…….Click the link, safe for work but it is disturbing……….
biatcho | November 15, 2006 at 9:02 am
she’s a heifer.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 9:05 am
Anna – this IS the Superficial – please only post snarky and mean comments. This is what we do, we are good at it, and have made it into an art form worthy of any Smithsonian.
Yeah – I agree – it is sad and there is no rest if you are “overweight” or “underweight” depending on the “elite’s
definition on any given day.
If you are gonna give the Jersey Salute – at least make sure your nail polish isnt chipped!
I feel better now after that heartwarming moment I just had.
biatcho | November 15, 2006 at 9:05 am
oh man Stallion. I love the Farley, I can’t believe I just looked at that. Did he seriously have rosary beads in his hands?? Shit, it takes a lot to disturb me, I need to suck on my thumb in the corner for a bit.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 9:09 am
Stallion and biatcho – that is a horribly sad picture.
I am with you – he had rosary beads in his hands. Probably got the Last Rites after they found him.
What is in his mouth?
Spindoc | November 15, 2006 at 9:09 am
She is lying.
It is POLICY that they don’t give the surgery to anybody less than a certain amount overweight, but there is no LAW about it. Just like with Michael Jackson’s nose, an ETHICAL surgeion wouldn’t have done those last several oporations, but obviously with money you can find unethical ones….just like Nichole did. As to the person saying that she wouldn’t be up and around so soon because that surgery is very major…..Having the surgery reversed is most likely very different than having it done. Nobody knows what she would be doing.
Lastly, if she DIDN”T have the surgery, then I have even less sympathy for her, then she is just a typical spoiled whiney annorexic gradually losing hair, wasting away and starving herself to death. Hey Nichole, take a look at the village where MAdanna bought her new child. I doubt there are any annorexics there, people don’t have enough time to sit around and think of ways to fuck themselves up you pathetic douche.
biatcho | November 15, 2006 at 9:11 am
I can’t tell if that’s a choker ball in his mouth or foam from the overdose. But I can’t look at it long enough to analyze.
me so sad now.
Italian Stallion | November 15, 2006 at 9:16 am
My bad……
Those are Rosary beads, Zanna told me it was mentioned that he didn’t want to be left alone that night. It is sad, sorry.
And not a chocker ball, definately overdose foam, once again, my bad………..
PapaHotNuts | November 15, 2006 at 9:16 am
My penis got too large ,and I had to have Penis Bypass Surgery to reduce its size. I’m down to 10.5 inches now, so now I just hurt women when I fuck them instead of killing them. My HotNuts stayed the same size.
ponk | November 15, 2006 at 9:17 am
LMAO @ #18. Papa, you’re awesome.
Brain Embolism | November 15, 2006 at 9:18 am
@18 – Very good Papa!
nichole | November 15, 2006 at 9:21 am
If she just ate like a normal person (i.e. above), but didn’t OVER indulge and worked out a little bit, then she could look GREAT yet not be the porker that she used to be.
Well at least she appears to be getting on that route. No more anorexia!!
nichole | November 15, 2006 at 9:24 am
BTW, I hate the fact that she’s famous just for being Paris Hilton’s [ex-]friend and the adopted daughter of a has-been.
Oh yeah, she did “write” that book that’s probably a third grade level.
biatcho | November 15, 2006 at 9:26 am
Italian – no worries, I think I kind of needed to see that. Maybe I’ll stop doing so many drugs now. wait, was that outloud?
RichPort | November 15, 2006 at 9:34 am
I think it’s pretty cool the way she can fit two fingers in one fucking ring. Even her fucking bones are skinny.
PrettyBaby | November 15, 2006 at 9:37 am
Here are the only possible things that could have happened to this skinny cunt.
1. She paid a doc to give her the gastric bypass ( I think that is EXTREMELY likely)
2. She is a meth/crank/coke whore (Very likely and can be combined with all of these options)
3. She is a bulimic/anorexic
And that’s it. So she can fuck off, cuz either way she is stupid. And by the way, there are reports of a lot of people getting gastric that are around 20 lbs overweight so I can definitly see her getting that done. Besides her hideous boyfriend had it so she can just quit the lies.
PrettyBaby | November 15, 2006 at 9:37 am
Because no fucking person gets that skinny by running at the gym and having Slimfast.
The End
RichPort | November 15, 2006 at 9:50 am
#18 – HA! I thought it was the number of calories she consumes weekly.
PunjabPete | November 15, 2006 at 9:54 am
That is one disgusting skeleton hand…
No way about the bypass… No doctor would do that for a littl waif like her….
However, why is it that no one has considered AIDS? I really think that she may just be wasting away from the HIV.
Master Shake | November 15, 2006 at 9:56 am
I’m just shocked that she used a semicolon correctly.
Stuey75 | November 15, 2006 at 9:56 am
well all kidding aside and I can joke and say all kinds of sorts. shes kinda right. the media said she was too fat, she went to skin and bones and they complained, then shes gaining weight back….and they complain. thats why i want fortune and not fame.
frenchtoaststix | November 15, 2006 at 10:00 am
I think her finger represents the size she wants her legs to be.
CelebSlam.com | November 15, 2006 at 10:02 am
Is that the finger she puts down her throat?
http://www.celebslam.com
LoneWolf | November 15, 2006 at 10:18 am
You have AIDS.
(Yes, you have AIDS.)
I hate to tell you, girl, but you have AIDS.
(You got the AIDS.)
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Or maybe all that unprotected sex of which we hear.
It isn
HughJorganthethird | November 15, 2006 at 10:21 am
I’d like to give Nichole the shocker, u know just to see how she’d react. I wouldn’t fuck here though, with the aids and everything….