In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Nicole Richie confirmed for the first time that she’s pregnant with Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden’s baby, saying:
“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”
So Nicole Richie basically confirmed what we’ve already known for months. As long as she’s breaking news, why not hold a press conference and declare the Earth to be round. Or the sun to be bright. Or her species to be ‘monster’.
NOTE: Have you ever felt more sorry for an unborn baby in your entire life? You could find babies at an abortion clinic that have it better than this kid.
is anyone else surprised that she could actually ovulate?
#51 – Everytime she ovulates the strain on her body makes her pass out. Just like when she passes a buffet.
So much for evolution of the human species, we as a race just took a few giant steps back. On the bright side I am sure it will be the only baby that has an after-hours party when it’s born. Does play school make a “my first 8-ball”?
By the way; don’t give Dian such a hard time. She probably did this interview so she could get clips to use when she is interviewing the kid during the emancipation hearing.
I just took another look at the picture, and not only do they look abnormally disproportionate to each other, but he looks like he’s being whacked in the back of the head by some piece of equipment. Does ABC have a budget of, like, $5 for Prime Time or something? WTF?
#42 – It wouldn’t surprise me if he was sitting on a table, judging from the rest of the photo.
Bet making that baby was like fucking a bag full of chicken bones *snort*
Also, I wonder if any other sentiment besides the “I told you so” that rules this lands will rise if she ever miscarries.
Is he sitting on a Bar Stool?
@ 25
Please stop posting and learn to write… I’m spanish and have a better english than you, MY GOD!!!
Or should I write it: Pleaz kuit!!
How absolutely fucking sad. I wonder if she’ll put a leash on it and carry it on her shoulder…..
I heart RichPort!
you know, i would like joel to give nicole some of that extra weight he’s carrying. that would make sense.
Diane Sawyer’s hands look like monster claws in that picture.
Whoa! That is gonna be one ugly baby!
#50– tee hee, you said NAMBLA.
This will be the first child to come out of the womb with the flies already on it’s face like those poor ethiopians…………
She’s going to have to switch from rice cakes and water to Wheat Thins and apple juice now….can’t wait to see how she freaks out when she gains 5 pounds.
Where are they registered? Smoker Friendly, Miami Ink, and Target?
Just asking.
As we all know anorectics don’t like to take any solid or liquid substance to them.Joel Madden must be the surrogate mother,that’s the only way i can figure out Nicole Richie’s pregnancy.
Man I thought I was a pig!!! You people rock here!!! Nasty disgusting pigs!!! god bless you and keep you.
Lol@#21
Yeah, this kid is gonna be messed up. But the person I feel the most sorry for right now is Hillary Duff, having to watch her ex-boyfriend move on from her so fast and get his rebound chick pregnant. Oh well, at least she’s more his age. I’m just surprised Nicole Richie is willing to give up her anorexic figure for this, especially when she’s probably gonna miscarry anyway.
Nicole Richie looks like Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter.
I heart RichPort too!
You people are way too entertaining on site.
I’m quitting my job immediately.
Agree with #69, this is the first time I’ve ever felt bad for Hilary Duff!
hey babe : )
congratulations [again] : )
loving it…
take good care of yourself…
#49 Indifference is greater than hate :) Cheers…
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I think the abortion line was a bit much…no matter what we think of her, the child is still the innocent one in all of this. I’m all for bashing celebs but I mean come on, let’s hope the best for the child.
I think it is lame that Joel moved on to Nicole, it was clearly a ‘fuck u’ to Hillary
richport wins.
correction.
RichPort winz
I’ve got one question……….who gives a fuck?
this is gonna be one fucked up baby!
what’s this “we are pregnant” bullshit. she’s the one who’s going to pop that kid out of her fuck hole.
atleast maybe she’ll gain some baby weight
pregnant and in jail. in jail and pregnant. obscenely wealthy. pregnant. jail.
I hope Nicole realizes that blue snowcones and Venti skinny lattes are not proper nourishment for her unborn child. She is still a bone, and while I don’t doubt that many extremely skinny women can conceive and bear children (see Africa), there is a difference between subsisting on whole, native foods (see Africa) and snow cones and bubblegum and cocaine. The baby will just take every available mineral left from her bones and she will be hunched over at age 40. This is a real tragedy. She’s known the guy for 7 months? This dude hasn’t heard of condoms? Probably Nicole wasn’t ovulating for a long time so they felt safe but then Joel got her to smoke some dope and eat a little something and surprise! She ovulated but conceived before she knew.
I wish them the best, but the odds are definitely against them. I’m surprised there are no “Mixed race babies are always gorgeous people!” comments here since that is what they always say on baby message boards. Have they not seen Samuel Klum? Anyway, Joel is icky so hopefully the baby will take after Nicole, who is not bad from the neck up.
75/76..yea…U like to play like that ….zorry to hear that YOUR DAD
RAPED U AZ A CHILD…want to borrow a GUN
TO KILL HIZ FUCKED UP AZZ? Coz , zome
one really needz to kill him??
#45- I wish I had said that!
Are most of you completely fucked up or just the majority. WHy is it so easy for ppl to be hateful? Its so sad. PPL make all the bad remarks about Nicole (cuz God knows she done some shitty things) but hello ppl? I am sure one of you fuckers out there were concieved in a drunken or drug induced stupor. MOst of your moms and dads WERE hippies. Just because mommy and daddy didnt say it doesnt mean it didnt happen. Everyone needs to hope that baby will come out ok. Thats no fucking joke. Don’t be so insensitive to the life of an unborn child. They have a soul to you bunch of wild carnivorous hyenas. Jesus you guys go for the jugular don’t you?
#89… this girl got a DUI WHILE pregnant…. come on, she’s entitled to a few bad remarks! yeah maybe we were conceived in a drunk/drug induced state, but we werent born crack babies!
nicole??she’s bitch!!
damnn,,joel was so blind!!
you do know that sayin all that crap is really mean i like nicole richie she has had some problems but so has everyone and i for one think that she will be a great mom drawing from her past experiences and making sure her child grows up with a better understanding of what its like to be a celeb child…