Nicole Richie confirms she’s pregnant


In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Nicole Richie confirmed for the first time that she’s pregnant with Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden’s baby, saying:

“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”

So Nicole Richie basically confirmed what we’ve already known for months. As long as she’s breaking news, why not hold a press conference and declare the Earth to be round. Or the sun to be bright. Or her species to be ‘monster’.

NOTE: Have you ever felt more sorry for an unborn baby in your entire life? You could find babies at an abortion clinic that have it better than this kid.