Nicole Richie gave birth to a baby girl today, according to People:
Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz.
“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep, who confirmed the birth to PEOPLE exclusively.
Congratulations to Nicole and Joel. May your bundle of joy in no way shape or form inspire Paris to get the baby bug again. Otherwise, I’ll come to your house and knock Joel’s stupid hat off his head. Okay, maybe that’s a bit drastic. I’ll just punch him in the face.