is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged. Hot 99.5 morning show deejay Kane had the inside scoop on Friday:
‘We heard this morning,’ Kane told People following Good Charlotte’s 40-minute set. Crediting he got the word from ‘good sources.’
‘They’re very excited about the baby and the wedding. They want to keep their personal life personal,’ he added.
So, the two are keeping mum about the pending nuptials. I’ll assume out of shame. Who’d admit to marrying Joel Madden or Nicole Richie? They probably wake up in the morning, look at each other, and sob uncontrollably. I bet the kid will pop out, scope out his parents, then ask to be switched at birth – with anything. The Coke machine in the lobby will do the trick. You wouldn’t even have to explain to Nicole why her child is a bottle of cola. She’d just punt the thing and say “Thanks for keeping me out of jail, soda-baby!”
i bought the september issue of vanity fair..n joel madden told they r not engaged..strange..
She actually looks pretty good now that she is no longer a skeleton. I think that is the most shocking thing about this article… by far.
When the babys born she will immediately shove it back up her twat so she does not have to eat. We will never know what that baby looks like.
44, you are wrong. her biological father is black & mexican.
so 42 is correct and you are an asswad.
that is a really neat little phone holder on that guys shoulder bag…NOT! What a cunt!
“Soda Baby.”…..lmao
yeah, he used to date Hillary….who also used to date Nick Carter who simultaneously was dating Lilo…..”dating” being used in loose terms there…..eewww
Loved the soda baby comment as well, I think it (the marriage) will last about 6 days. Maybe the baby can be switched with the baby in this video I just saw. It’s called Rattled and it’s on http://www.foodlovesfrenchs.tv
Uh oh! The FAT Nicole is slowly rearing her ugly head….
bob says who? not you!
Fuck I hope the kid does not have his chin.
this kid is going to be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugLY
Yeah, but what kind of name is Anna Rexia Madden? I mean really. To do that to a kid.
What??? Lionel Ritchie isn’t her real father?!?!? When the hell did that info come out??? So who is? Darth Vador? Or no wait. He’s MY father…..
Hey, in the fifth picture (and the fourth), the girl in the pink shirt in the background looks suspiciously like Dakota Fanning.
“Thanks for keeping me out of jail, soda-baby!”
Yes, put that on a tee shirt and market it worldwide, ’tis better than “Free Winona”
Thank you Lord for not making me Nicole Ritchie.
What the fuck must it be like to wake up as a 60 lb mascara caked adopted cunt who is best known for being a trashy, drugged up, fucked up drunk driving piece of shit who is best friends with an even BIGGER piece of shit.
And now the bitch is using her bastard unborn child as an excuse to get her shit together. Well to bad bitch, you go to fucking jail!!!