Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner break up

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Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner have broken up after nearly three months of dating. And don’t even ask who Brody Jenner is because nobody knows. I think he was some guy who used to date Nicole Richie or something. Anyways, they broke up because Brody enjoyed the media attention and Nicole tried to avoid it. A source says:

“Brody likes to go out a lot and doesn’t mind being photographed, but Nicole prefers to stay out of the press.”

Hooking up with Nicole Richie for a little spotlight is like sleeping with Gary Coleman to get an acting job. She’s slightly less useful than Paris Hilton, which means if she was a car she’d lose out to this garbage can I glued wheels to.