Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner break up


Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner have broken up after nearly three months of dating. And don’t even ask who Brody Jenner is because nobody knows. I think he was some guy who used to date Nicole Richie or something. Anyways, they broke up because Brody enjoyed the media attention and Nicole tried to avoid it. A source says:

“Brody likes to go out a lot and doesn’t mind being photographed, but Nicole prefers to stay out of the press.”

Hooking up with Nicole Richie for a little spotlight is like sleeping with Gary Coleman to get an acting job. She’s slightly less useful than Paris Hilton, which means if she was a car she’d lose out to this garbage can I glued wheels to.