Nicole Kidman was The Joker this whole time

December 16th, 2009 // 78 Comments

So remember in Tim Burton’s Batman when The Joker wore flesh-colored make-up to hide his white skin?

I rest my case.

*waits for Nicole Kidman to slap Batman in the face with a giant fish*

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  1. celebs love me

    She just had too much glimmer powder dusted on her. I’m sure her makeup artist told her it would give her a “youthful glow”. Sad, fire the makeup artist for sure. And own up to the fact you’re past 40 Nicole. IT’S OKAY TO AGE.

  2. celebs love me

    She just used too much highlight powder. No doubt her makeup artist told her it would give her a “youthful glow”. She should fire her makeup artist and realize that IT’S OKAY TO AGE LIKE A HUMAN.

  3. White Lines...

    *Snort*

  4. ernui

    http://www.celebutopia.net/forum/showthread.php/nicole-kidman-nine-premiere-new-york-city-december-136590.html?t=136590&highlight=nicole+kidman
    that was the glare not a make up malfuction. people are really really stupid. you should see a doctor soon

  5. ernui

    http://www.celebutopia.net/forum/showthread.php/nicole-kidman-nine-premiere-new-york-city-december-136590.html?t=136590&highlight=nicole+kidman
    that was the glare not the make up. I can’t belive people is so stupid to belive she doesn’t look in a mirror before going out for a premier. you should really get a life and see a doctor, a good one.

  6. Turd da Third

    I always thought she was an ugly jizzbag with a forehead like Mt Hood, now we know that for sure.

  7. G&T

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!

  8. dude

    she’s getting quite a grandma neck too.. :(

  9. rihy

    what’s wrong with you people??? pics demostrate that was the glare!!! enough with rude comments!! people are really retarded-

  10. testing

    I saw pics of this event on other sites and she didn’t look like these pics in them, her make up looked totally fine.

  11. Rooster

    PLEASE!!! She is still one gorgeous girl. If you can name a celebrity that doesn’t wear make up and doesn’t fuck up once in a while, I can’t wait to make her my wall paper.

    Nicole Kidman still has a spot in my jerk off slide show for sure…and now I know what she’d look like if we sat and did blow together all night….YUM!!!

    Put a lil blow on my rod and her ass will look the same as her nose here!!!

  12. Did she not look in the mirror before going outside??

  13. the only opinion that matters

    Photoshopped. Badly.

  14. I’m with #1. Makeup person is in hot water.

  15. eeewe

    clean it up coke whore

  16. jayjay

    i would still shag the hell out of her

  17. This is actually VERY possible. haha

    -meream

  18. Sandy McMurrich

    Look at her neck – looks like she has ropes there. She’s very tense and wound tight. Something’s wrong in her life.

    Not to mention she’s the Worst. Actress. Ever.

  19. The joker

    Bitch is stealing my look.

  20. The joker

    Bitch is stealing my look.

  21. slasher

    wow, no photo-shopping here at all

    *(sarcasm)*

  22. Looks interesting

  23. DEA

    This looks like she pulled a tony montana and then wiped all the powder on herself… this is my take on how it went……..

    Nik: sniff, snort, sniff

    Manager: its time to go nik….

    Nik: oh i’m just powdering my nose…. (brushes residue off of vanity and wipes under her eyes to fix makeup the rubs nose) then off to red carpet….
    the saddest part is no one stopped to tell her …..

    so there’s the explination on how it happened

  24. ummm

    i bet u she said something hella rude 2 the makeup artist b4 she walk that carpet ahahaha…. i dnt think its coke cuz it wouldnt have formed perfectly under her eyes…

  25. ummm

    i bet u she said something hella rude 2 the makeup artist b4 she walk that carpet ahahaha…. i dnt think its coke cuz it wouldnt have formed perfectly under her eyes…

  26. Rogue Cuckold

    I think this is dried spunk!
    I would love to watch Nicole being banged by her black studs! Then I would perform any tongue duties she required!

  27. Rogue Cuckold

    I think this is dried spunk!
    I would love to watch Nicole being banged by her black studs! Then I would perform any tongue duties she required!

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