Nicole Kidman was The Joker this whole time

December 16th, 2009 // 78 Comments

So remember in Tim Burton’s Batman when The Joker wore flesh-colored make-up to hide his white skin?

I rest my case.

*waits for Nicole Kidman to slap Batman in the face with a giant fish*

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  1. PtC

    Wow, whoever did her makeup is so fired

  2. FIRST!

    You know the drill.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Wow.

    I bet that’s the last time she does coke in a limo with the sunroof open.

  4. Hove

    What the fuck is wrong with her makeup? Too much coke?

  5. havoc

    She may put her face in a pile of coke….Tony Montana style.

    .

  6. beefytee

    it’s a helluva drug

  7. Hmm

    There’s NO way that she doesn’t know that was there! She probably did this for publicity for her new movie.

  8. Randommolecules

    @6

    is that from chappelle show? LOL

    “I am Rich James, bitch! Yo, you, hold me drinks, bitches”

  9. beefytee

    @8 post of the year

  10. Ego

    wow, full facial features and she didn’t shatter. is that Xenu’s magic at work?

  11. saywha?

    lol what a crazy f*cking b*tch!!!

  12. Fuck You

    She looks like she’s been slamming her face into a pile of blow.

  13. blythe

    Does she KNOW that looks like coke??

  14. 2+2=4

    I think women at certain age should stop appearing like that in public. Kidman was really cute long time ago, but lately she is just embarrassing herself all the time.
    This is it Nicole, it’s time to call it quits. Go out while you have some dignity left, will ya?

  15. .99999=1

    #14 – Stop appearing ‘like that’… like what exactly?

  16. Dj

    @14 I think she just tries to hard, if she would just lighten up and quit dying her hair and wearing so much makeup she would actually look better.

  17. mike

    man. remember how hot she was in batman forever? why did she do this to herself?

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  19. dan

    halogens..she’s just a little shiny….the coke thing is funny though.

  20. The Pope

    Her husband was probably snorting it off her face.

  21. Ana

    Apparently, powder can show up on photos taken with flash, like these, if not applied and blended correctly. :B

    That’s probably why nobody told her, you can only see it on flash photos. Otherwise, someone would have told her. Right?

  22. wanks

    pic 4 looks like she is completely stoned off all the blow she just snorted!

  23. Sarah

    According to some other blogs, these photos are from one photographer who photoshopped all of them. That may be wrong, but that’s what a few other people are saying.

  24. heather

    This is due to, primarily, a shitty make up artist.

    Her concealer prob. has higher levels of titanium oxide in it, which can reflect the flash of some types of cameras. It usually only shows up with more “amateur” cameras…. you can see thing type of thing often enough. Just wouldnt expect to see it on someone like Nicole.

  25. gigi

    fire the make-up chick pronto! and #8 I know your intentions were leaning towards hilarity, but a better grasp of our language will take you far…. :\

  26. Hank

    @25- What you usually expect to see on Nicole is a bunch of batshit crazy. Amirite?

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  28. Just

    She’s a quality single woman. It’s not suprised to see her profile with pics, videos and blogs on an onlince service. It is named ‘se ek ric h.co m’. Of course many of her fans chat with her happily there.

  29. Jesus

    You see stuff like this and wonder WTF! She is creepier than her ex Tom Cruise, and that guy (I dont know him but here what I read) but that Sientolgy thing kinda freeks me out. I feel sorry for her, what was she thinking. Mabe it really is a stunt for her next movie.

    PS! #19 go to hell, I would not have my white ass in China right now! With that English accent he must have I would they are being quite amused. It’s his own fault I’m sure.

    Merry Christmas!

    PS My speeling may be not so good but as long as you can read it I would say that is good enough.

    Peace!!!

  30. continum

    Nicole may be harnessing Jack Nicolson’s Joker, but Courtney Love in the post below, has Ledger’s interpretation locked down!

  31. Turtle Lovin'

    Even with the powder on her face, she still is devastatingly beautiful and has wonderful skin. She couldn’t look bad if she tried!

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  33. sahara

    @18 what? get old? well.. i hate to break it to you mike..

  34. Wax Lyrical

    ‘She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, cocaine.’

    -Eric Clapton ’77

  35. Eva

    You can tell that’s COVER UP and not coke. You don’t put coke under your eyes. She must have really REALLY pissed off her make up artist.

  36. Nicole looks cool even with all that joker look on her face. Look at her eyes, they have a sparking red color effect in it.

  37. Molly

    worst fucking boobjob ever

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  39. cc

    She got over her anorexia and ate a whole tray of those sugared donuts you get at the grocery store. Quickly

  40. Aims

    If she did have a boob job it looks extreamly natural… I think maybe #40, you need to look at some of the basketball boobs on this site – those are bad boob jobs. :S

  41. Aims

    If she did have a boob job it looks extreamly natural… I think maybe #38, you need to look at some of the basketball boobs on this site – those are bad boob jobs. :S

  42. Randommolecules

    8 – “I am Rich James, bitch! Yo, you, hold me drinks, bitches”

    26 – @8 I know your intentions were leaning towards hilarity, but a better grasp of our language will take you far…. :\
    =========================================

    Gigi, you do know I wrote that as a quote, right? Noticed how I started the sentence in quotation??? It was from the Chappelle show, ergo the funky grammar. There, good girl.

    No harm done, just a little ticked from seeing your constant correction to others on this site, when you are quite obviously grammatically challenged yourself. Let me help you there ….

    ====
    @26 “I know your intentions were leaning towards hilarity, but a better grasp {command?} of our {UNLESS you are British like me -strike and replace- the English] language will {Since you started the sentence with passive tense, you should stay passive tone – Shall/would} take you far {you are using this as a comparative/en motive, replace with further}…. :\ ”
    ====

    Source — Um … I used to write whitepaper for a living … :)

  43. Joanna

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  44. Joanna

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  46. gueibor

    She scares me shitless.
    Don’t get me wrong -I’d still hit it…, but I would probably be weeping in terror throughout the whole, uh, procedure.

  47. she must have done something to promote a role or something– this is CRUSTED off her face… she HAS to feel that, right? Unless the plastic surgery prevents her nerves from working… has she had work done?

  48. stephanie

    Sneezed into her cocaine, I’d gather. Happens all the time.

  49. Nanotyrannus

    The shiny shiny shitty make-up job has everyone so dazzled that nobody noticed that her knockers are all out of whack. Her right tit apparently has an anti-gravity device inside, and maybe even another tit. The left one is asleep and wondering if it should maybe climb inside the right one.

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