So remember in Tim Burton’s Batman when The Joker wore flesh-colored make-up to hide his white skin?
I rest my case.
*waits for Nicole Kidman to slap Batman in the face with a giant fish*
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PtC | December 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Wow, whoever did her makeup is so fired
FIRST! | December 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm
You know the drill.
Deacon Jones | December 16, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Wow.
I bet that’s the last time she does coke in a limo with the sunroof open.
Hove | December 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm
What the fuck is wrong with her makeup? Too much coke?
havoc | December 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm
She may put her face in a pile of coke….Tony Montana style.
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beefytee | December 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm
it’s a helluva drug
Hmm | December 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm
There’s NO way that she doesn’t know that was there! She probably did this for publicity for her new movie.
Randommolecules | December 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@6
is that from chappelle show? LOL
“I am Rich James, bitch! Yo, you, hold me drinks, bitches”
beefytee | December 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@8 post of the year
Ego | December 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
wow, full facial features and she didn’t shatter. is that Xenu’s magic at work?
saywha? | December 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
lol what a crazy f*cking b*tch!!!
Fuck You | December 16, 2009 at 4:51 pm
She looks like she’s been slamming her face into a pile of blow.
blythe | December 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Does she KNOW that looks like coke??
2+2=4 | December 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I think women at certain age should stop appearing like that in public. Kidman was really cute long time ago, but lately she is just embarrassing herself all the time.
This is it Nicole, it’s time to call it quits. Go out while you have some dignity left, will ya?
Chris | December 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@13 Given this photo, I think she does.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/nicole_kidmans_been_the_joker.php?bfm_index=3&bfm_page=0
.99999=1 | December 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
#14 – Stop appearing ‘like that’… like what exactly?
Dj | December 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@14 I think she just tries to hard, if she would just lighten up and quit dying her hair and wearing so much makeup she would actually look better.
mike | December 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm
man. remember how hot she was in batman forever? why did she do this to herself?
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dan | December 16, 2009 at 5:42 pm
halogens..she’s just a little shiny….the coke thing is funny though.
The Pope | December 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Her husband was probably snorting it off her face.
Ana | December 16, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Apparently, powder can show up on photos taken with flash, like these, if not applied and blended correctly. :B
That’s probably why nobody told her, you can only see it on flash photos. Otherwise, someone would have told her. Right?
wanks | December 16, 2009 at 6:46 pm
pic 4 looks like she is completely stoned off all the blow she just snorted!
Sarah | December 16, 2009 at 6:47 pm
According to some other blogs, these photos are from one photographer who photoshopped all of them. That may be wrong, but that’s what a few other people are saying.
heather | December 16, 2009 at 6:48 pm
This is due to, primarily, a shitty make up artist.
Her concealer prob. has higher levels of titanium oxide in it, which can reflect the flash of some types of cameras. It usually only shows up with more “amateur” cameras…. you can see thing type of thing often enough. Just wouldnt expect to see it on someone like Nicole.
gigi | December 16, 2009 at 7:06 pm
fire the make-up chick pronto! and #8 I know your intentions were leaning towards hilarity, but a better grasp of our language will take you far…. :\
Hank | December 16, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@25- What you usually expect to see on Nicole is a bunch of batshit crazy. Amirite?
WE LOVE PEEN!! | December 16, 2009 at 7:16 pm
SHOW US THE COCK SLIPS PLEASE!
Just | December 16, 2009 at 8:02 pm
She’s a quality single woman. It’s not suprised to see her profile with pics, videos and blogs on an onlince service. It is named ‘se ek ric h.co m’. Of course many of her fans chat with her happily there.
Jesus | December 16, 2009 at 8:20 pm
You see stuff like this and wonder WTF! She is creepier than her ex Tom Cruise, and that guy (I dont know him but here what I read) but that Sientolgy thing kinda freeks me out. I feel sorry for her, what was she thinking. Mabe it really is a stunt for her next movie.
PS! #19 go to hell, I would not have my white ass in China right now! With that English accent he must have I would they are being quite amused. It’s his own fault I’m sure.
Merry Christmas!
PS My speeling may be not so good but as long as you can read it I would say that is good enough.
Peace!!!
continum | December 16, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Nicole may be harnessing Jack Nicolson’s Joker, but Courtney Love in the post below, has Ledger’s interpretation locked down!
Turtle Lovin' | December 16, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Even with the powder on her face, she still is devastatingly beautiful and has wonderful skin. She couldn’t look bad if she tried!
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sahara | December 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm
@18 what? get old? well.. i hate to break it to you mike..
Wax Lyrical | December 16, 2009 at 9:29 pm
‘She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie, cocaine.’
-Eric Clapton ’77
Eva | December 16, 2009 at 9:30 pm
You can tell that’s COVER UP and not coke. You don’t put coke under your eyes. She must have really REALLY pissed off her make up artist.
cartucho r4i | December 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Nicole looks cool even with all that joker look on her face. Look at her eyes, they have a sparking red color effect in it.
Molly | December 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm
worst fucking boobjob ever
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cc | December 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm
She got over her anorexia and ate a whole tray of those sugared donuts you get at the grocery store. Quickly
Aims | December 17, 2009 at 12:29 am
If she did have a boob job it looks extreamly natural… I think maybe #40, you need to look at some of the basketball boobs on this site – those are bad boob jobs. :S
Aims | December 17, 2009 at 12:29 am
If she did have a boob job it looks extreamly natural… I think maybe #38, you need to look at some of the basketball boobs on this site – those are bad boob jobs. :S
Randommolecules | December 17, 2009 at 12:54 am
8 – “I am Rich James, bitch! Yo, you, hold me drinks, bitches”
26 – @8 I know your intentions were leaning towards hilarity, but a better grasp of our language will take you far…. :\
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Gigi, you do know I wrote that as a quote, right? Noticed how I started the sentence in quotation??? It was from the Chappelle show, ergo the funky grammar. There, good girl.
No harm done, just a little ticked from seeing your constant correction to others on this site, when you are quite obviously grammatically challenged yourself. Let me help you there ….
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@26 “I know your intentions were leaning towards hilarity, but a better grasp {command?} of our {UNLESS you are British like me -strike and replace- the English] language will {Since you started the sentence with passive tense, you should stay passive tone – Shall/would} take you far {you are using this as a comparative/en motive, replace with further}…. :\ ”
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Source — Um … I used to write whitepaper for a living … :)
Joanna | December 17, 2009 at 1:11 am
I bet that’s the last time she does coke in a limo with the sunroof open.
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Joanna | December 17, 2009 at 1:11 am
I bet that’s the last time she does coke in a limo with the sunroof open.
more informaton about him can click :
http://www.topnflnews.com
Joanna | December 17, 2009 at 1:12 am
I bet that’s the last time she does coke in a limo with the sunroof open.
more informaton about him can click :
http://www.topnflnews.com
gueibor | December 17, 2009 at 1:42 am
She scares me shitless.
Don’t get me wrong -I’d still hit it…, but I would probably be weeping in terror throughout the whole, uh, procedure.
scentsy girl | December 17, 2009 at 2:34 am
she must have done something to promote a role or something– this is CRUSTED off her face… she HAS to feel that, right? Unless the plastic surgery prevents her nerves from working… has she had work done?
stephanie | December 17, 2009 at 2:57 am
Sneezed into her cocaine, I’d gather. Happens all the time.
Nanotyrannus | December 17, 2009 at 3:12 am
The shiny shiny shitty make-up job has everyone so dazzled that nobody noticed that her knockers are all out of whack. Her right tit apparently has an anti-gravity device inside, and maybe even another tit. The left one is asleep and wondering if it should maybe climb inside the right one.