Nicole Kidman walked down the red carpet yesterday at the 2007 ARIA Awards in Sydney Australia. Turns out her clothes may have been a bit transparent. I wonder if Tom Cruise saw these pictures and thought about what he’s missing. You know, if he was into chicks. Impossible. I know. But sometimes I like to challenge my readers. Make them use their imagination to visualize scenarios that defy all logic and reason. Perhaps some dude out there in a lab is reading this and imagining Tom Cruise liking women. Then, POW, he invents the flying car. Or he gets fired for looking at some old Aussie ass. Either way, I like to think I’ve made a difference.
Photos: INFdaily.com, Getty Images
shankyouverymuch | October 29, 2007 at 11:16 am
First- NO way!
Ugly People Safaris | October 29, 2007 at 11:16 am
ewww
shankyouverymuch | October 29, 2007 at 11:19 am
I like seeing Nicks BUTT – I’d like to push my BIG FAT weener into Nicks BUTT! … over & over again …
FRIST!!! | October 29, 2007 at 11:20 am
In the last pic, she is giving her husband the “talk” about how babies are made.
G Man | October 29, 2007 at 11:20 am
Just hike that skirt up Keith and nail that.. Tom obviously couldn’t it was his MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | October 29, 2007 at 11:23 am
I’d hit that, I’m black, and anything that has a pussy and can get a welfare check is good enough for me
dumb cunts | October 29, 2007 at 11:23 am
shankyou- yes, you were first! now don’t you feel…not any more important than you already were? kind of like what this post did to this website.
? Giggles ? | October 29, 2007 at 11:26 am
Tom Cruise is gay? Really? I hadn’t heard that before.
otosan | October 29, 2007 at 11:26 am
hahaha, her face was alrealdy like a grandma..,
shankyouverymuch | October 29, 2007 at 11:29 am
… hey wait a minute … do you think if I put my weener into Nicks BUTT, Mr. Cruise would get MAD at me, & send his scientology goons to get me!?!?! cuz I really don’t want that to happen, maybe I should re-think this entire thing.
After re-thinking this entire thing, I find that I still want my weener inside Nicky’s nice tight BUTT … yea for ME!!!
PunkA | October 29, 2007 at 11:32 am
Nicole Kidman just does not do it for me. Her face is pulled so tight, it is amazing she can een smile. Just frightening woman. I can see why TC liked her. Since he likes to be dominated.
haroof | October 29, 2007 at 11:33 am
I’d pound that ass into oblivion.
shankyouverymuch | October 29, 2007 at 11:34 am
#7 – Listen you dumb cunt, I’ll have you know that I am a very important person … what more, I am a Millionaire & own a Mansion & a Yacht !!!
Jimbo | October 29, 2007 at 11:34 am
Hey FRIST How many times did Nicole have the same conversation with Tom and he still did not get it?
Bigheadmike | October 29, 2007 at 11:35 am
She is beautiful….. I would love to rat a tat tat that ass.
veggi | October 29, 2007 at 11:37 am
babies come from the robot stork that drops them off in Africa. It’s science. or scientology.
Gerald_Tarrant | October 29, 2007 at 11:37 am
I would split that like lumber. I’d love to help her slip out of that lacey thong.
yukadoozer | October 29, 2007 at 11:41 am
She has hair in her knees. Nice. And that coat is right out of OldNavy 2006.
???? MISS UNIVERSE ???? | October 29, 2007 at 11:43 am
She does it with class
a little see through is acceptable nowadays if the effect is overall elegant
But only the young can get away with it when they are in the prime of their beauty
nipolian | October 29, 2007 at 11:47 am
I think she is getting ready to finger herself in the last pic. Now that’s class!
STFU | October 29, 2007 at 11:48 am
she should have waxed that hair off her legs before stepping out of the house
gerard Vandenberg | October 29, 2007 at 11:50 am
This is the right way to go. Show that ASS to FAGGOT-BOY, tommy cruise!!
I think you’re on the right track. Don’t become too slim though. Showing of a big ASS and similar TITS is HOT!! When you hessitade how much meat is required, Just look at kim kardashian and talk about it. SHE DEFINITELY KNOWS WHAT A MAN LOOOVES!!
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!
Sofia | October 29, 2007 at 11:53 am
@21: she couldn’t, she’s wearing all the wax on her face.
havoc | October 29, 2007 at 11:55 am
I would plow the hell outta that……
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Dick Richards | October 29, 2007 at 11:56 am
Fuck, man. I’m disappointed today. I’d totally gag-bang Nicole. I’ve always thought she was hot. There’s something even more attractive about her since she’s had surgery. I think that her perpetual, “whoa, how you doin’ I’m happy but crying on the inside” smile is what does it for me.
Feckless | October 29, 2007 at 11:58 am
@7 – I’m sure anyone can do any damage to this website uless they start running posts on the election.
tbone | October 29, 2007 at 12:00 pm
the ass is fine,it’s the face i would put a bag over.She looks like a giant troll.
Texas Tranny | October 29, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Nice dress.
Batfink | October 29, 2007 at 12:02 pm
18. yukadoozer
She has hair in her knees??
X-ray vision, wow.
natty | October 29, 2007 at 12:02 pm
MY ASS IS WAY HOTTER AND MORE TIGHTER, U CAN ACTUALLY BOUNCE A DOLLAR BILL OFF OF IT I HAVE AN ASS OF STEEL ONE LOOK AND UR WILLY WILL AWAKE
L.K. | October 29, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Her hair needs to be darker and she should get some bangs.
Jimbo | October 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm
@31 some bangs or just banged?
Lonewolf | October 29, 2007 at 12:17 pm
hey you can almost see whats going on down under :)
mixedmartialartvideos.com | October 29, 2007 at 12:19 pm
shes lookin nice!
veggi | October 29, 2007 at 12:29 pm
“but nicole, butt, but, butt, but, butt”
aaaaaaaahahahaha. no?
blizzy | October 29, 2007 at 12:30 pm
#6 nice attempt at a stupid joke…
She can’t get welfare checks cause she’s not an american citizen dumbass.
Stop playing with them chinese toys from Walmart. Tehy mek u stoopid.
LL | October 29, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I think her Aussie ass looks pretty good. Better than Britney’s or Paris’s.
The pale blonde hair doesn’t work for her, though. She needs to stick with the red. Anybody with enough peroxide can be blonde, only some people look good with red hair, she needs to rock the red.
That’s it, I’m out.
JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin | October 29, 2007 at 12:35 pm
She’s going for a Brittney fuck me look.
She hadn’t had any real sex in 12 years with Tom, so one can forgive her, I suppose….
legs | October 29, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Gentleman, those are a pair of legs.
FRIST!!! | October 29, 2007 at 1:01 pm
#14 Jimbo, I think you’re right, I think it happened the way veggi said it, at least for those two.
Or, maybe Nicole was just pointing at her vagina saying, good thing I shaved, or this would be awkward….
SheIsAMannequin | October 29, 2007 at 1:06 pm
She looks like a Stepford wife. BTW, she supposedly has great ‘style’, so what’s with the black see-through dress, black clutch and ugly white shoes topped with cauliflower?
Jimbo | October 29, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Nicole – Pointing at her vagina.
Tom – “What am I suppose to do with that?”
my comment | October 29, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Very nice coat she’s got on. Her bleached out hair, however is ghastly.
Duffy; the diseased slut-whore slayer | October 29, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Nicole’s the kind of girl that girls think is hot. For men she’s not really very exciting. Which is why Tom Picked her as his “fake, I’m not gay wife” because, of course, he doesn’t really know what a hot woman is; he doesn’t know how to pick the kind of chick that obliderates the possibility that a man is homo. It ‘s a gift that only comes naturally when you are straight. Tom likes em tall because that way they remind him of the men he wishes he was doing.
Nowhere’s the story of how Katie became a prisoner, I mean Tom’s wife… who is a prisoner. A while back Tom rented all the seasons of Dawson’s Geek so he could whack it 24/7 to his boy crush the douche who played Dawson. Anyshit he noticed that all the boys liked this character called Joey which made him giggle to himslef because Joey is a boys name. In anycase after his pea brain got over that fact he decided that in order to appear straight and hide his gayness (which is the basic foundation of being a scientoligist, as we all know) he decided to MAKE Katie his wife. And that’s the story of a family called the gay man, his prisoner wife, and their surprisinglly cute fake daughter.
End of Storytime.
Back to work slackers.
Texas Tranny | October 29, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Nude pics of Kin K are here…………….
http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=1218
meh | October 29, 2007 at 1:40 pm
her outfit is dumb. she was more attractive 10 years ago.
nice legs and butt though. her body will age well.
ph7 | October 29, 2007 at 1:46 pm
I bang that ass like a church bell on Easter.
hausfrau | October 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm
#22 you are an idiot.
Hydra | October 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm
It’s probably not really transparent–most black solid clothing looks this way when hit with a strong flashbulb from a camera. It’s happened to me too.
liger2007 | October 29, 2007 at 2:30 pm
For those that are more interested in Nicole’s acting talent, rather than the superficial- check out Nicole’s new movie at http://www.margotatthewedding.com