Nicole Kidman picks her dirty wedgie

March 7th, 2007 // 47 Comments
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Comments (47)

  1. Matt Youngblood | March 7, 2007 at 5:22 am

    first. yum.

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  2. leezastudio | March 7, 2007 at 5:26 am

    she’s more pale than Kunst, and she has a dirty ass

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  3. dumbphuck | March 7, 2007 at 5:39 am

    technically she’s hawaiian so dont blame australia for nicole kidman

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  4. saradevil | March 7, 2007 at 5:45 am

    Of the two, I’d still do Dunst. I love those snaggly teeth and that pasty pasty skin.

    Of course, she also read Carl Sagan, so in the end I only love her for her mind.

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  5. MrSemprini | March 7, 2007 at 5:47 am

    First, Jared Leto then Nicole Kidman. What are you Fish, some kind of Mind Freak?

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  6. brujeriadiosa | March 7, 2007 at 5:57 am

    GIMMIE DA WHITE WIMMEN!!

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  7. llllllllll | March 7, 2007 at 6:03 am

    I would like to buy this guy a neck

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  8. LudivineKla | March 7, 2007 at 6:10 am

    4 her age her bod’s in pretty good shape nd the pasty look is betta than tangoed

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  9. bedbugsandballyhoo | March 7, 2007 at 6:16 am

    Women are much more attractive naturally pale than that fake orange-glo Mystic Tan or leathery brown from too much sun and tanning bed. Her body looks great…but she needs to lay off the botox.

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  10. NipsyHustle | March 7, 2007 at 6:18 am

    what a slut to just prance around on a beach with only a bikini bottom and a hat. she has no shame.

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  11. mmmBitch | March 7, 2007 at 6:20 am

    Okay, ENOUGH of the pasty NONSENSE!!
    I’m fair, in fact, very fair. My skin goes from zero to blister in 7.58 seconds.
    Now, I realize that since everyone is ORANGE these days, it must look a little funny to You of the Melanin, but I can’t help it. And when I do cave and slather on tanner, I am a CHEETOH. I can’t win!! Tell me what I’m supposed to do!!!
    Nicole is fair, Kirsten is fair, lots of actresses are! Would you tell someone like Kelly Rowlands to be less black??? Geez…

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  12. tarjamarja | March 7, 2007 at 6:36 am

    Based on pics 3 and 10 she might be trying to hide a baby bump with that shirt.

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  13. iburl | March 7, 2007 at 6:44 am

    Kidman has botox brow and if you bounced a dime off of her cheek it would probably richochet into a plate glass window and shatter it. Dunst on the other hand is a natural cutie.

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  14. Regnig | March 7, 2007 at 7:28 am

    Enough about her, look at how untoned HE is. Like a lump of mashed potatoes. Just nasty.

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  15. jesseeca | March 7, 2007 at 7:29 am

    picture #3 is revolting. if your XS string bikini bottom is still too big, you need to eat some sort of fatty substance, like a box of oreos.

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  16. Jenster | March 7, 2007 at 7:32 am

    seriuosly, is this news?

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  17. F-Sucker | March 7, 2007 at 7:38 am

    As Dave Chappelle would say…….

    “Mudbutt”

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  18. DrDanny | March 7, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Man oh man, I luv white wimmin!

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  19. Stupid People Suck | March 7, 2007 at 8:10 am

    yes 12! i was wondering if anyone saw it. especially in the second two pictures it is so obvious! NICOLE IS probably PREGNANT!!! oh and her lips look botox puffy- gross!

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  20. Stupid People Suck | March 7, 2007 at 8:11 am

    yes 12! i was wondering if anyone saw it. especially in the second two pictures it is so obvious! NICOLE IS probably PREGNANT!!! oh and her lips look botox puffy- gross!

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  21. Jenn | March 7, 2007 at 8:20 am

    sandy crack

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  22. 86 | March 7, 2007 at 8:21 am

    Every time I look at her face I’m instantly transported back to the 80s for some reason.

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  23. LooptyLoo | March 7, 2007 at 8:56 am

    What’s the pointy thing on her cooch in the pic of her bending over?

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  24. kamihi | March 7, 2007 at 9:22 am

    She looks great with her hair kinda wild, better than than the plastic doll she normally looks like. I like white white skin myself! Better than fake tan or leathery old boots.

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  25. Ososita | March 7, 2007 at 9:34 am

    I think natural pale skin is better than an orange fake tan… Also, Nicole’s read hair, so it’s obvious she can’t sunbath or she would turn our as red as a lobster!

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  26. DrunkBlogger | March 7, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Gross Nicole. Why do you always do that.

    In other new, I can’t believe she is writing a tell-all book about how she used to fist Tom Cruise.

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  27. arden | March 7, 2007 at 10:14 am

    Be fair. He’s picking his ass too!

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  28. Tits_McGhee | March 7, 2007 at 10:18 am

    I would shit my pants too if I found out I was married to Quief Urban.

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  29. lambman | March 7, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Wow, look at those LEGGS, they go on for days!

    she does need to lay off the botox and dye her hair back to red though

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  30. bunnyhugger | March 7, 2007 at 11:09 am

    @ 10
    must be wishful thinking on your part, nipsy! pic # 3 you can see the bikini top.
    i’ve heard it said many times that her skin is flawless. with that red hair and pale skin, covering up in the sun is not only practical, but neccessary. not that i enjoy sticking up for celebs, but except for the whole unfortunate cruise thing, i think she may actually have some gray matter rolling around in her brain pan.
    whatever.

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  31. UNCLE NED | March 7, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    Is Keith Urban my neighbor?

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  32. Stink | March 7, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    The ‘dirt’ is underneath her panties? There goes my Stepford Wife fantasy…i no like poopie

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  33. fame is funny | March 7, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    Speak for yourself, Nicole Kidman causes immediate gagging for me.

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  34. ambrosia | March 7, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    As annoying as nocole and kirsten seem pale ishot. Im black and a girl i love tan blondes and italians but their is nothing like a guy so pale they glow in the dark no sarcasm.Im dead serious im actually going to see The horrors for that reason

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  35. Nimuë LaMer | March 7, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    You’d think between the two of them, they’d have the funds and/or wherewithal to buy/bring a beach towel.

    Nothing ruins an afternoon at the beach than a little sand in yer Schlitz.

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  36. poos'n'wees'n'bumblebees | March 7, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    (a) WHAT THE??? HE is picking his arse too! come on! You must have noticed. That is so not fair. People pick arses. (true fact, my mum told me).

    (b) Little to no melanin in skin = white = not brown…its simple math…or science.

    oooh white skin is sooo gross! ‘cos the MEDIA has programmed us all from birth that we should find one thing and not the other attractive.

    WHITE SKIN IS SKIN TOO. STOP THE INSANITY!

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  37. Cardinal Ximenez | March 7, 2007 at 3:56 pm

    Picture #2… she’s got Steven Tyler’s legs. Dat ain’t right.

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  38. Dory | March 7, 2007 at 6:06 pm

    She’s hot. What I wouldn’t give to look like her when im that age… no doubt ill be a dumpy middle age woman but we can all dream!

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  39. licklick | March 7, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    I wanna be something dirty stuck in Nicole Kidman’s wedgie.

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  40. supafreak | March 7, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    Pic # 3 is camel toe-licious. Dirty dirty dirty!

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  41. GG1000 | March 7, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    you’d think being from Australia the concept of needing something to sit on at the beach wouldn’t be so foreign to these two. By the way, she looks preggers to me.

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  42. peadpodster | March 8, 2007 at 4:48 am

    She looks prego…

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  43. imran karim | March 9, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    what you’d rather see the wedgie

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  44. HollywoodSnark | March 23, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    ugh…please, no more middle-aged wedgies!

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  45. susan | January 7, 2008 at 5:09 am

    Someone saw their hot kiss photo atkissinterracial.com . It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. cute couple.

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  46. susan | January 7, 2008 at 5:11 am

    Someone saw their hot kiss photo at kissinterracial.com. It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. cute couple.

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  47. Cha-Cha | May 5, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    u fuckers hav got a nerve this actress is thee most beautiful woman in the world and all u can do is talk about her dirty ass u folk otta get out more geez. and wats all this about her hubby, and u wouldint get sand of ur but if u ha dit on that couple are constanly paparasied 24 7 how could she help it?get off there back

    YOU ARE ALL ASS HOLES

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