Nicole Kidman apparently missed the camel toe talk as a young girl

January 12th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.

SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont’cha know.
BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!
SARAH: Don’t go bein’ a socialist now.
BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?
SARAH: ….. *BAM* 2012!


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  2. Much like a dromedary, I can’t see anyone giving this chick more than one hump.

  3. Valkyrie

    OH #52!!!!!!!!

    THAT WAS AWESOMMMMMMEEEE!!

    personally I think it’s botoxed and very very VERY relaxed.

  4. I would nom nom the hell out of that.

  5. Diane Davis

    I wish my cunt was that plump and prominent! It’s beautiful and so is she! If it’s plastic surgery or botox send me the name of the doc!

  6. Diane Davis

    I wish my cunt was that plump and prominent! It’s beautiful and so is she! If it’s plastic surgery or botox send me the name of the doc!

  7. Nathiest

    Wait what? They give them a talk? This is why we don’t see Camel toe every where? BITCHES!!

  8. Monkey's Bone

    I would seriously like to thank Nicole Kidman’s momma.
    Whos timely forgoten testimony to Nicole wearing underwear when she shaves her snatch, has left me looking at her daughter’s cooze.

    Thanks for not letting out the secret mom

  9. Lucy

    I’m sure there’s room for a “sent Tom ‘Cruzing’” pun somewhere.

  10. thing1

    @#45
    um…missy…it might go unspoken in some cases, but yeah, we all get that talk – at least we got the message. don’t act like you didn’t get it. … in her defense though, if she can’t help it, she can’t help it. …. the real problem is HOW TO MAKE MEN NOT WEAR SPEEDOS. not that many do, but that is highly more offensive than this. jmo.

  11. Lucky shot, haha.

  12. Stiles

    It’s as if Keith Urban left his cowboy hat down there…

  13. Carloc

    I am distracted by that giant forehead.

  14. bruce

    She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.

  15. YEP, she was raiped at the timr, folks!!
    …………………SORRY.

  16. mr bigg

    Awww

    I wanted to see a shot from behind of her lovely behind or one from the rear of her humpable rear, the cameltoe woulda just been bonus boner material for the ol’ spank bank

  17. Diane Davis

    As an additional comment, perhaps it’s a generational thing but I got the “don’t let the boys see your panties” talk as a little girl not the “don’t shave your cunt, wear no panties, and then wear thin, super-tight pants because the public will be “reading your [cunt] lips” talk…;-)

  18. She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  19. Rex

    That’s one hungry looking cameltoe. I’d smell it anytime!!!

  20. It does Camel Toe. The pants are either elastic waist and side zipper. What do you think dunderheads Camel Toe, is actually sewn into the seam.

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