Nicole Kidman apparently missed the camel toe talk as a young girl

January 12th, 2009 // 70 Comments

Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.

SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont’cha know.
BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!
SARAH: Don’t go bein’ a socialist now.
BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?
SARAH: ….. *BAM* 2012!

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  1. In praise of a sick fuck

    I like this new specie of fish!!!! Sik sik sik

  2. the zookeeper

    Camel toe? Mate, there ain’t no camels down unda’! We got fuzzy koalas and kangaroos but she sure ain’t gettin’ no info on camels in Australia.

  3. Crocodile Dundee's Career

    Blimey! That’s screaming for fingerbang!

  4. MikeMoneyV1

    too much toe not enough camel

  5. Uncle Eccoli

    Lovely.

    @2

    Actually, there are loads of camels in Australia.

  6. Turd Ferguson

    Thats looks like fun!

  7. Binky

    Yeah – plenty of camels #2 – try crossing the Nullarbor.
    All Roos, wombats and camels.

  8. Bob's My Uncle

    Not one shot from behind, huh fish. :(

  9. todders

    Yo, girl need to put on some panties.

    I guess Keith Urban didn’t pick up any panties for Christmas. You’ve gotta take advantage of those Black Friday sales.

    Remember when that dude at Wal-Mart got trampled to death? People are fucking crazy. I saw this hilarious video about that shit!! http://tinyurl.com/7bsbon

  10. mimi

    FISH YOU ARE A DUSGUSTING F-ing ASSHOLE!

  11. My Name is D-Nice

    I would toe bang that!

  12. Shep

    Wow, it’s no wonder a gust of wind doesn’t hit that and knock her over. You could totally walk behind her on a windy day and not feel a thing.

    I believe she could use that giant vagina to fly. I’m not a pilot or anything but I bet if enough wind hit it, she’d be doing a marry poppins minus the umbrella.

  13. polly poppers

    @ 9 haha that kid looks crazy!!!

  14. That is some serious toe

  15. soahc

    Nicole Kidman, Professor, Teaches: How To Ruin Natural Beauty With Plastic Surgery 101

  16. Jimmy Jim

    some chicks can pull off camel toe, this is just fact, and nicole pulls it off just beautifully.

  17. lori

    Hilarious takeoff on Palin. Lol!!!

  18. Chris

    Wonder who took the photo? Nashville is known for leaving celebrities alone in public.

  19. CaptainMorgan

    Those are some serious meat curtains. I mean, those look like they’d flap in the wind. They’d keep Keith warm in the winter…from the neck down. I’d have to strap a 2×4 across my back before I dove in there…or I might not come out.

    Kinda gross. Looks like it could connect to her belly button. Maybe it’s a front bum?

  20. p0nk

    praying for mimi

  21. Right Fury

    Nice palin ref fish!!! hhahhshahhshooahsoohahhhshahhshahshhhasha

    Buck Farack

  22. Freebie

    That’s no camel toe. Her pants are either elastic waistband or have a side zipper. What you dunderheads think is a camel toe, is actually a sewn seam. Stupid people.

  23. phil

    I choose to see the camel toe wherever I look.

    @ 9 — that video is hilarious. I actually knew the wife of the guy who trampled that guy at Wal-Mart on Black Friday. He was looking for tampons.

  24. j

    Nicole is very pretty, what we see is what may Tom run away from her…it is called a vigina

  25. I luv mimi

    You tell him mimi. Go girl! You are the best! Pray for Amy! (bangs head on concrete floor until another drop of blood oozes out of hairy ear)

  26. Deacon Jones

    RAAAlllllllPPPppppHHHHh!

  27. Mimi is just mad that her “camel toe” bulges like a man’s package.

  28. Mama Pinkus

    flabia labia

  29. Toby

    Who is this crappy blogger, and why does s/he think anyone cares about their tiny little world?

  30. It's Me Fuckers

    #22… we realize it’s a seam… that accents her camel toe

  31. sla

    #22: When the seam is pulled up into your crotch, that’s camel toe. I give her points for the Chuck Taylors, though.

  32. Eric

    seems to me that she has a very nicy pussy under there… can’t wait to get home and rub one out

  33. Eric

    seems to me that she has a very nice pussy under there… can’t wait to get home and rub one out

  34. justifiable

    #22 “Dunderheads” ? How the fuck old are you anyway, 75? We young whippersnappers can clearly see it’s a double-seamed crotch because we don’t need reading glasses yet.
    And regardless of that, Nicole dresses to the left.

  35. Tom's Cruising for Cock

    Holy Tap-Dancing Xenu, that’s one big-ass camel toe…

    No wonder TCLTC

  36. I cannot believe that any woman would walk out of the house, wearing that, and plus, wouldn’t she feel it rubbing? Cloth against skin.

    As far as all you all that commented nasty things, I just want to say ewwwwww

    I didnt want to read that. you sick O’s.

  37. axel

    hot girl!

  38. Just_As_it_IS

    Man she is so beautiful and the cameltoe actually makes her look naive and innocent.

  39. Tinkey82

    Leave Nicole alone!! Sometimes these things happen. And personally I don’t see what the big deal is about: you see the “toe” when there’s no clothes on, right? you boys are so difficult!

  40. Patrix

    that’s just screaming for some rub art. when i was 7…i used leaves…now i’m 27, look out vag.

  41. yikes and gross gross
    one of the worst i’ve ever seen

  42. She's well hung

    Damn this aging pig really must now realize she is close to being finished in the business and is dementedly looking for attention. She sure gots a bog twat though. Nasty fucking bitch. Yeah yeah mimi I know it’s a celebrity and we’re not supposed to say mean things about ‘em here.

  43. hair of samson

    She did that on purpose. Former A-list star, now flasher, Nicole Kidman.

    Look at that big grin on her face, so much different than the coy little me look that she used to try and win over the Life and Style baby brigade. Since the image of “classy motherly Nicole” isn’t working, and Australia bombed, she’s flipping out. Watch, it’ll get worse.

  44. STRANGE she was evicted from australia, folks?

  45. missywissy

    These pants are just awful.

    STUPID headline. Girls don’t get a “camel toe” talk, dipshit.

    Immature comments. I HATE Palin and my blood boils at just the thought of her doing ANYTHING but … well… I don’t know. The thought of Sarah Palin doing anything makes me nervous. I’d rather seen John McCain had run with Nicole Kidman’s “camel toe” than with Sarah Palin.

    John McCain/ N.K.’s Cameltoe 2012
    Joe Camel-toe will be the slogan.

  46. Jimmy Jim

    i wish i saw more camel toe in public, maybe one day it will carry over to men and i can finally wear sweat pants to show off my bonage.

  47. bushi

    I LOVE HER BULKY, LONG AND YUMMIE CAMEL TOE, WOULD LICK ON IT ALL NIGHT LONG….

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