Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.
SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont’cha know.
BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!
SARAH: Don’t go bein’ a socialist now.
BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?
SARAH: ….. *BAM* 2012!
Photos: Fame Pictures
In praise of a sick fuck | January 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I like this new specie of fish!!!! Sik sik sik
the zookeeper | January 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Camel toe? Mate, there ain’t no camels down unda’! We got fuzzy koalas and kangaroos but she sure ain’t gettin’ no info on camels in Australia.
Crocodile Dundee's Career | January 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Blimey! That’s screaming for fingerbang!
MikeMoneyV1 | January 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm
too much toe not enough camel
Uncle Eccoli | January 12, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Lovely.
@2
Actually, there are loads of camels in Australia.
Turd Ferguson | January 12, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Thats looks like fun!
Binky | January 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Yeah – plenty of camels #2 – try crossing the Nullarbor.
All Roos, wombats and camels.
Bob's My Uncle | January 12, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Not one shot from behind, huh fish. :(
todders | January 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Yo, girl need to put on some panties.
I guess Keith Urban didn’t pick up any panties for Christmas. You’ve gotta take advantage of those Black Friday sales.
Remember when that dude at Wal-Mart got trampled to death? People are fucking crazy. I saw this hilarious video about that shit!! http://tinyurl.com/7bsbon
mimi | January 12, 2009 at 4:10 pm
FISH YOU ARE A DUSGUSTING F-ing ASSHOLE!
My Name is D-Nice | January 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I would toe bang that!
Shep | January 12, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Wow, it’s no wonder a gust of wind doesn’t hit that and knock her over. You could totally walk behind her on a windy day and not feel a thing.
I believe she could use that giant vagina to fly. I’m not a pilot or anything but I bet if enough wind hit it, she’d be doing a marry poppins minus the umbrella.
polly poppers | January 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm
@ 9 haha that kid looks crazy!!!
Daughter | January 12, 2009 at 4:33 pm
That is some serious toe
soahc | January 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Nicole Kidman, Professor, Teaches: How To Ruin Natural Beauty With Plastic Surgery 101
Jimmy Jim | January 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm
some chicks can pull off camel toe, this is just fact, and nicole pulls it off just beautifully.
lori | January 12, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Hilarious takeoff on Palin. Lol!!!
Chris | January 12, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Wonder who took the photo? Nashville is known for leaving celebrities alone in public.
CaptainMorgan | January 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Those are some serious meat curtains. I mean, those look like they’d flap in the wind. They’d keep Keith warm in the winter…from the neck down. I’d have to strap a 2×4 across my back before I dove in there…or I might not come out.
Kinda gross. Looks like it could connect to her belly button. Maybe it’s a front bum?
p0nk | January 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
praying for mimi
Right Fury | January 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Nice palin ref fish!!! hhahhshahhshooahsoohahhhshahhshahshhhasha
Buck Farack
Freebie | January 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm
That’s no camel toe. Her pants are either elastic waistband or have a side zipper. What you dunderheads think is a camel toe, is actually a sewn seam. Stupid people.
phil | January 12, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I choose to see the camel toe wherever I look.
@ 9 — that video is hilarious. I actually knew the wife of the guy who trampled that guy at Wal-Mart on Black Friday. He was looking for tampons.
j | January 12, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Nicole is very pretty, what we see is what may Tom run away from her…it is called a vigina
I luv mimi | January 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm
You tell him mimi. Go girl! You are the best! Pray for Amy! (bangs head on concrete floor until another drop of blood oozes out of hairy ear)
Deacon Jones | January 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm
RAAAlllllllPPPppppHHHHh!
Sportsdvl | January 12, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Mimi is just mad that her “camel toe” bulges like a man’s package.
Mama Pinkus | January 12, 2009 at 5:39 pm
flabia labia
Toby | January 12, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Who is this crappy blogger, and why does s/he think anyone cares about their tiny little world?
It's Me Fuckers | January 12, 2009 at 5:52 pm
#22… we realize it’s a seam… that accents her camel toe
sla | January 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm
#22: When the seam is pulled up into your crotch, that’s camel toe. I give her points for the Chuck Taylors, though.
Eric | January 12, 2009 at 6:07 pm
seems to me that she has a very nicy pussy under there… can’t wait to get home and rub one out
Eric | January 12, 2009 at 6:07 pm
seems to me that she has a very nice pussy under there… can’t wait to get home and rub one out
justifiable | January 12, 2009 at 6:19 pm
#22 “Dunderheads” ? How the fuck old are you anyway, 75? We young whippersnappers can clearly see it’s a double-seamed crotch because we don’t need reading glasses yet.
And regardless of that, Nicole dresses to the left.
Tom's Cruising for Cock | January 12, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Holy Tap-Dancing Xenu, that’s one big-ass camel toe…
No wonder TCLTC
Neumidides | January 12, 2009 at 8:07 pm
I cannot believe that any woman would walk out of the house, wearing that, and plus, wouldn’t she feel it rubbing? Cloth against skin.
As far as all you all that commented nasty things, I just want to say ewwwwww
I didnt want to read that. you sick O’s.
axel | January 12, 2009 at 8:37 pm
hot girl!
Just_As_it_IS | January 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Man she is so beautiful and the cameltoe actually makes her look naive and innocent.
Tinkey82 | January 12, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Leave Nicole alone!! Sometimes these things happen. And personally I don’t see what the big deal is about: you see the “toe” when there’s no clothes on, right? you boys are so difficult!
Patrix | January 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm
that’s just screaming for some rub art. when i was 7…i used leaves…now i’m 27, look out vag.
deka | January 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm
yikes and gross gross
one of the worst i’ve ever seen
She's well hung | January 12, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Damn this aging pig really must now realize she is close to being finished in the business and is dementedly looking for attention. She sure gots a bog twat though. Nasty fucking bitch. Yeah yeah mimi I know it’s a celebrity and we’re not supposed to say mean things about ‘em here.
hair of samson | January 12, 2009 at 9:52 pm
She did that on purpose. Former A-list star, now flasher, Nicole Kidman.
Look at that big grin on her face, so much different than the coy little me look that she used to try and win over the Life and Style baby brigade. Since the image of “classy motherly Nicole” isn’t working, and Australia bombed, she’s flipping out. Watch, it’ll get worse.
gerard Vandenberg | January 12, 2009 at 11:25 pm
STRANGE she was evicted from australia, folks?
missywissy | January 12, 2009 at 11:40 pm
These pants are just awful.
STUPID headline. Girls don’t get a “camel toe” talk, dipshit.
Immature comments. I HATE Palin and my blood boils at just the thought of her doing ANYTHING but … well… I don’t know. The thought of Sarah Palin doing anything makes me nervous. I’d rather seen John McCain had run with Nicole Kidman’s “camel toe” than with Sarah Palin.
John McCain/ N.K.’s Cameltoe 2012
Joe Camel-toe will be the slogan.
Jimmy Jim | January 12, 2009 at 11:42 pm
i wish i saw more camel toe in public, maybe one day it will carry over to men and i can finally wear sweat pants to show off my bonage.
bushi | January 13, 2009 at 12:54 am
I LOVE HER BULKY, LONG AND YUMMIE CAMEL TOE, WOULD LICK ON IT ALL NIGHT LONG….
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