Nicole Kidman did some shopping in Nashville yesterday and offered us a glimpse of what sent Tom Cruise screaming to divorce court like a frightened schoolgirl. Seriously, there’s so much moose knuckle going on here, I’m amazed Sarah Palin hasn’t popped out of a cheese barrel and peppered Nicole with some buckshot.
SARAH: *BAM* Oh, I got her there that time, dont’cha know.
BYSTANDER: Jesus. You shot Nicole Kidman!
SARAH: Don’t go bein’ a socialist now.
BYSTANDER: Do you even know what that means?
SARAH: ….. *BAM* 2012!