Nicole Kidman is reportedly expecting her first biological child in Spring with her husband Keith Urban. She was showing off her bump over the weekend and is allegedly set to make an official announcement soon. A source says:
“Miss Kidman certainly isn’t hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can’t help but notice she is a mum-to-be.”
Just when I thought I was out of ways to emasculate Tom Cruise it turns out it was his fault he and Nicole couldn’t conceive. I guess all the exercise and vitamins in the world still isn’t enough to grow him some decent sperm. He might as well trade in his penis for a pink bike with tassels because ‘little schoolgirl’ is about as masculine as he’s gonna get.
NOTE: Ignore the existence of Suri Cruise, because I don’t think secretly adopting a half-Asian baby constitues being a man.
*NOTE: Also ignore that Nicole Kidman miscarried Tom Cruise’s baby shorty before they divorced. I mean I did and I feel great!
Who is this woman?
This is not the same woman who gave me
major wood when she was mounting
Billy Zane on that yacht or dropping her
drawers in Billy Bathgate.
She looks like third cousin/aunt to Nicole Kidman and we all know whats coming next…
The next plastic surgery will
cross her into that ‘tranny’ look that
results from too much surgery and botox.
My penis is sad.
I remember reading in People Magazine that “sources” said Nicole had a miscarriage proving that she was unfaithful since he couldn’t father children. Suri was fathered by Lt. Sulu!
ZZZZ… WTF? WHO CARES?
She probably just ate a burrito:
http://www.celebrityfox.com/nicole-kidman-is-pregs-maybe/
If she was indeed pregnant, it would be the best news ever! That news would just confirm everything we all suspected all along about Tom shooting blanks. I wish Nicole and hubby Keith all the very best! And i do hope the good news and the prospect of this up-coming little bundle of joy will give him all the strength and courage he will need to successfully complete his rehab treatment and keep out of drinks and drugs in the future! All the very best of luck to them both!
#8 – I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that.
It’s strange how Nicole chose to get married after Tom had pubicly commited. Was she hoping to reconcile?
http://www.shopfemina.com/designers.html
meh, not really news
If she is pregnant again, then I wish her and Keith Urban the best of luck! I’m so glad she found happiness after her divorce from Tom Cruise. And while I agree she barely looked pregnant withher first baby, some people are just blessed that way and others balloon out. I wish I had her genes!