Nicole Kidman is sporting a new look that’s, well, something. Pretty, maybe? No. Elegant? Not quite. I mean, it’s not that she looks bad, but it’s not that she looks good either. I’m going to say she looks, uh, meh? Yes, meh. Not sure if that’s even a word, but I think it gets my point across. Nicole Kidman is meh. Also, I could probably land a small aircraft on her forehead. Possibly two, if the wind’s not against me.
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lapluie | October 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Why did she do that to her face?
chunkymonkey | October 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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lapluie | October 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Why did she do that to her face?
bone daddio | October 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm
put a paper sack on that meh face and I’d lick her from stem to starboard!
juicy!
Hominid | October 8, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Another actress who screws her lips up with collagen. I can’t think of a single person I’ve ever seen who looks better after this crap procedure. Should be outlawed.
jrzmommy | October 8, 2007 at 12:20 pm
It’s in case anybody forgot she’s white.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 8, 2007 at 12:20 pm
She has a beautiful figure. She seems so blissful.
Surprise she is wearing white in October. But the Calfornia weather is heavenly this time of year
bot venom | October 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I think someone else is writing today. The whole style seems off
Pure Loving Godly Person | October 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm
She might be home in Austratia, where it’s the beginning of Spring.
Annie Rexia | October 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Nicole represents everything that is wrong with plastic surgery. Move over Joan Rivers! Pam Anderson actually looks BETTER, wrinkles and all. She’s not even that fucking old. I geuss that’s what happens when you were married to a homo as long as she was. Can’t wait to see what Katy looks like in ten years.
indian | October 8, 2007 at 12:23 pm
#5: I couldn´t agree more.
veggi | October 8, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Look at her boyfriend there to the right of her in the main picture. He’s cute. Kinda short and skinny, but cute, eh? I like his bike.
Crap Tonight | October 8, 2007 at 12:26 pm
All da botox make her go crazy
Love Nicole;Hate Tom Cruise | October 8, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Nicole looks elegant. She has been through a lot with Tom Cruise dumping and carrying on about his new love; while Nicole had to carry on, be strong, and raise their adopted kids. I hate Tom Cruise.
Gincholso | October 8, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I always imagine she has a gigantic dark bush and enjoys shocking the guys the first time she gets nude.
Zing! | October 8, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Hey, Nicole? A few wrinkles are O.K. They actually make you look human. I can’t believe that circus freak is in movies. The only way I would do her is if I could skat on her face first. Make her smear it around nice and good, to cover the fug up. Make Tommy boy clean it up with his tongue after I juiced up his backdoor.
Cuntyface | October 8, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Her bush is ginger (watch Billy Bathgate).
Are the rumours true that she was a high-class whore when she first arrived in Hollywood?
Vince Lombardi | October 8, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I can’t tell Nicole Kidman and Renee Zelleweger apart, can you?
@14 | October 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
she dumped those kids as soon as thom shaved her off his face. Little bastards were nothing but props. Heard she never sees ‘em anymore.
Usbek de Perse | October 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I mean really! This is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and on an off day she looks “meh”. How many other women look that good on an off day? You really are getting catty.
jrzmommy | October 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
What she lacks in tits she makes up for in forehead.
Gincholso | October 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Well then, a huge ginger bush shot through with tufts of grey/white (because she’s old). That would still work.
aaaaaaa | October 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm
wow she has DEFINATELY had her upper lip injected.
Doesn’t she think we will notice?
duckbutter | October 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm
She looks like Rocky Dennis
Barry LeFarge | October 8, 2007 at 12:36 pm
What’s wrong with her nipple in the headline pic? Looks like she’s got a case of lazy nipple. Much like a lazy eye, only with nipples.
Cuntyface | October 8, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Actually, it’s not huge. Just medium.
And of course she can’t have been a high class anything. She’s Australian.
Guest | October 8, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I think she s SOO beautiful. I don’t understand wy people think she’s not pretty. She’s GORGEOUS! So shut up cause we know you’re all jealous.
Skat | October 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Nicole was always meh. But she looked better before. She needs to stop smoking so much, start eating more, lay off the botox & collagen, and go back to her natural hair color and wild curls (yes, I do have all the answers, haha). She looked much cuter with the wild and crazy hair. But that was a long time ago. Her hair probably wouldn’t even do that anymore. And, oh my gosh, she’s got a tiny, little belly bump; she must be preggers. Okay, I being sarcastic. Women naturally have a little curve to their bellies, but in Hollywood if you see it, its automatically assumed that you’re preggo.
Mindy | October 8, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Poor thing. She never recovered from that time, early in her marriage to Tom, when she came home, walked into the bedroom, and Tom said (eventually) “Honey! I didn’t expect you home so soon! What? No!!! This is Zed, and we’re just rehearsing a scene from Pulp Fiction.”
@20 | October 8, 2007 at 12:41 pm
If you think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world, you have some pretty frickin’ low standards. I bet you probably thought Corky from “Life Goes On” was “super hunky”. Get a life.
P.S. Meow.
Auntie Kryst | October 8, 2007 at 12:42 pm
She was smokin’ in that bad 3rd Batman movie. Still has a great body, but face is starting to look sort of plastic. I still love her, I’ve been digging her since BMX Bandits.
Gincholso | October 8, 2007 at 12:42 pm
ok then…grrrrr…it WAS medium, but now it’s huge because women get hairier as they get older. Until they hit menopause and puberty reverses, with a splash of occasional incontinence thrown in for fun. That’s why post-menopausal women’s giant grey-hairy bushes always have a lemon-unfresh scent.
JeffL | October 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Hahaha, I’d love to see what any of the current trainwrecks in Hollywood are going to look like when they’re 40 as compared to Nicole Kidman. No one will want to take their picture though because there’s the possibility the sheer ugliness of their saddlebags will break the camera.
Nice try though. Better luck next time in criticizing someone’s natural, ageless beauty.
Patsy | October 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Corky was one hot tard.
JeffL | October 8, 2007 at 12:44 pm
And, to state the obvious, I like boys.
V | October 8, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Her skin looks way too stretched… I bet she can’t clench her buttocks without smiling, and viceversa.
Zing! | October 8, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I would let Corky crap on my face. “Tard shit has it’s own special aroma. MMM……..
Zarcon | October 8, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Never sucking cock and never having an orgasm has kept her young-looking.
Suzie | October 8, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I don’t know about tard shit, but Down Syndrome farts are definitely paint-peelers. I think it’s something to do with altered enzymes. So if you’re fucking a mongo, be sure to skip 69 or you might pass out.
squeeze | October 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
She always wears clothes that are too small for her. I think she likens herself to a little porcelain doll. What she doesn’t realize is that she’s getting too old to pull off that kind of shit. Grow up Nicole, and be a woman.
wooohah.comom | October 8, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Got any info and pics of chicks under 40? Well…Nicole might be under 40 but she kinda dresses and acts like a 70 year old grandmother.
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havoc | October 8, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Christ, she got fat!
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niclosi | October 8, 2007 at 12:54 pm
She’s very attractive for a sexless colorless old lady. So, not attractive.
@39 | October 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
That’s probably what Nicole does. Fuck a mongoloid and FREE FACIAL PEEL!
Mandy | October 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Leave Britney alone!
Batrocio Oscio | October 8, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I just can’t see her as attractive, ever since Tom. I mean, she was with him, with his big nose and fucked up square-state fag haircut (talk about Corky…), doing it doggystyle so that he could focus on the one anal hair missed during her waxing and pretend it was a boy’s hairy ass. And she was happy. At least Katie had to be tied down and lobotomized.
Oops, i crapped my pants! | October 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Yeah, leave Britney alone you bunch poopy heads.
ssdd | October 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Well the ugly old bitch finally had plastic surgery … she looks like a goddamn freak. … too bad it didn’t improve her looks… she looks like a cartoon character of some kind .. well mainly the monkey from the old Doritos commerical way back when.. … i guess she didn’t get them to improve her ridiculous walk … as in Duck walk…. both feet pointing outward when she walks…
well anyways … I guess she had to get the plastic surgery … that’s the only way her dirty looking Keith Urban drunken bastard husband could feel her sucking his unbathed cock.
ginger_t | October 8, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I think in addition to botox and lip collagen she’s had some sort of cheek implant or fillers in her upper and lower cheeks. When you are that thin and in your late 30′s / early 40′s (don’t know her age), your cheeks are simply not that plump anymore. Look at other pics of her online from the past few years – she had a much narrower lower jaw / cheek area. To fill out the wrinkles / sags, she plumped it up, giving her face a whole new shape. The lip collagen, she’s been doing that for awhile, especially the upper lip. NICOLE – Stop with the clear hair color! Why? Who tells you this looks good, or feminine, or doll like, or precious, or whatever you think it does for you? Your hair, skin and clothes are the same color. Oh, I get it now, you have self-loathing, deep down, and you tinker to make yourself perfect, but feel guilty, so you try to disappear …
lisa | October 8, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Seem’s a life time sense I have said this, but, um……”your slip is showing”