Nicole Kidman is… uh, pretty? No, that’s not right

Why did she do that to her face?

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Why did she do that to her face?

put a paper sack on that meh face and I’d lick her from stem to starboard!

juicy!

Another actress who screws her lips up with collagen. I can’t think of a single person I’ve ever seen who looks better after this crap procedure. Should be outlawed.

It’s in case anybody forgot she’s white.

She has a beautiful figure. She seems so blissful.

Surprise she is wearing white in October. But the Calfornia weather is heavenly this time of year

I think someone else is writing today. The whole style seems off

She might be home in Austratia, where it’s the beginning of Spring.

Nicole represents everything that is wrong with plastic surgery. Move over Joan Rivers! Pam Anderson actually looks BETTER, wrinkles and all. She’s not even that fucking old. I geuss that’s what happens when you were married to a homo as long as she was. Can’t wait to see what Katy looks like in ten years.

#5: I couldn´t agree more.

Look at her boyfriend there to the right of her in the main picture. He’s cute. Kinda short and skinny, but cute, eh? I like his bike.

All da botox make her go crazy

Nicole looks elegant. She has been through a lot with Tom Cruise dumping and carrying on about his new love; while Nicole had to carry on, be strong, and raise their adopted kids. I hate Tom Cruise.

I always imagine she has a gigantic dark bush and enjoys shocking the guys the first time she gets nude.

Hey, Nicole? A few wrinkles are O.K. They actually make you look human. I can’t believe that circus freak is in movies. The only way I would do her is if I could skat on her face first. Make her smear it around nice and good, to cover the fug up. Make Tommy boy clean it up with his tongue after I juiced up his backdoor.

Her bush is ginger (watch Billy Bathgate).

Are the rumours true that she was a high-class whore when she first arrived in Hollywood?

I can’t tell Nicole Kidman and Renee Zelleweger apart, can you?

she dumped those kids as soon as thom shaved her off his face. Little bastards were nothing but props. Heard she never sees ‘em anymore.

I mean really! This is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and on an off day she looks “meh”. How many other women look that good on an off day? You really are getting catty.

What she lacks in tits she makes up for in forehead.

Well then, a huge ginger bush shot through with tufts of grey/white (because she’s old). That would still work.

wow she has DEFINATELY had her upper lip injected.

Doesn’t she think we will notice?

She looks like Rocky Dennis

What’s wrong with her nipple in the headline pic? Looks like she’s got a case of lazy nipple. Much like a lazy eye, only with nipples.

Actually, it’s not huge. Just medium.

And of course she can’t have been a high class anything. She’s Australian.

I think she s SOO beautiful. I don’t understand wy people think she’s not pretty. She’s GORGEOUS! So shut up cause we know you’re all jealous.

Nicole was always meh. But she looked better before. She needs to stop smoking so much, start eating more, lay off the botox & collagen, and go back to her natural hair color and wild curls (yes, I do have all the answers, haha). She looked much cuter with the wild and crazy hair. But that was a long time ago. Her hair probably wouldn’t even do that anymore. And, oh my gosh, she’s got a tiny, little belly bump; she must be preggers. Okay, I being sarcastic. Women naturally have a little curve to their bellies, but in Hollywood if you see it, its automatically assumed that you’re preggo.

Poor thing. She never recovered from that time, early in her marriage to Tom, when she came home, walked into the bedroom, and Tom said (eventually) “Honey! I didn’t expect you home so soon! What? No!!! This is Zed, and we’re just rehearsing a scene from Pulp Fiction.”

If you think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world, you have some pretty frickin’ low standards. I bet you probably thought Corky from “Life Goes On” was “super hunky”. Get a life.

P.S. Meow.

She was smokin’ in that bad 3rd Batman movie. Still has a great body, but face is starting to look sort of plastic. I still love her, I’ve been digging her since BMX Bandits.

ok then…grrrrr…it WAS medium, but now it’s huge because women get hairier as they get older. Until they hit menopause and puberty reverses, with a splash of occasional incontinence thrown in for fun. That’s why post-menopausal women’s giant grey-hairy bushes always have a lemon-unfresh scent.

Hahaha, I’d love to see what any of the current trainwrecks in Hollywood are going to look like when they’re 40 as compared to Nicole Kidman. No one will want to take their picture though because there’s the possibility the sheer ugliness of their saddlebags will break the camera.

Nice try though. Better luck next time in criticizing someone’s natural, ageless beauty.

Corky was one hot tard.

And, to state the obvious, I like boys.

Her skin looks way too stretched… I bet she can’t clench her buttocks without smiling, and viceversa.

I would let Corky crap on my face. “Tard shit has it’s own special aroma. MMM……..

Never sucking cock and never having an orgasm has kept her young-looking.

I don’t know about tard shit, but Down Syndrome farts are definitely paint-peelers. I think it’s something to do with altered enzymes. So if you’re fucking a mongo, be sure to skip 69 or you might pass out.

She always wears clothes that are too small for her. I think she likens herself to a little porcelain doll. What she doesn’t realize is that she’s getting too old to pull off that kind of shit. Grow up Nicole, and be a woman.

Got any info and pics of chicks under 40? Well…Nicole might be under 40 but she kinda dresses and acts like a 70 year old grandmother.

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Christ, she got fat!

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She’s very attractive for a sexless colorless old lady. So, not attractive.

That’s probably what Nicole does. Fuck a mongoloid and FREE FACIAL PEEL!

Leave Britney alone!

I just can’t see her as attractive, ever since Tom. I mean, she was with him, with his big nose and fucked up square-state fag haircut (talk about Corky…), doing it doggystyle so that he could focus on the one anal hair missed during her waxing and pretend it was a boy’s hairy ass. And she was happy. At least Katie had to be tied down and lobotomized.

Yeah, leave Britney alone you bunch poopy heads.

Well the ugly old bitch finally had plastic surgery … she looks like a goddamn freak. … too bad it didn’t improve her looks… she looks like a cartoon character of some kind .. well mainly the monkey from the old Doritos commerical way back when.. … i guess she didn’t get them to improve her ridiculous walk … as in Duck walk…. both feet pointing outward when she walks…
well anyways … I guess she had to get the plastic surgery … that’s the only way her dirty looking Keith Urban drunken bastard husband could feel her sucking his unbathed cock.

I think in addition to botox and lip collagen she’s had some sort of cheek implant or fillers in her upper and lower cheeks. When you are that thin and in your late 30′s / early 40′s (don’t know her age), your cheeks are simply not that plump anymore. Look at other pics of her online from the past few years – she had a much narrower lower jaw / cheek area. To fill out the wrinkles / sags, she plumped it up, giving her face a whole new shape. The lip collagen, she’s been doing that for awhile, especially the upper lip. NICOLE – Stop with the clear hair color! Why? Who tells you this looks good, or feminine, or doll like, or precious, or whatever you think it does for you? Your hair, skin and clothes are the same color. Oh, I get it now, you have self-loathing, deep down, and you tinker to make yourself perfect, but feel guilty, so you try to disappear …

Seem’s a life time sense I have said this, but, um……”your slip is showing”