If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse at her impossibly small areola. I’ve literally seen bigger nipples on cats. Which leads me to believe Tom Cruise either attacked her chest with a shrinking ray or his Fisher-Price belt sander. The man hates breasts, folks.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions that, if your boss can see while walking by, congratulations! You work for Superman.
Photos: Flynet
Gary | November 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm
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Danny | November 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm
First Jen
Danny | November 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm
First Jen
Danny | November 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm
First Jen
Holly | November 18, 2008 at 8:52 pm
OMG- I didn’t know she’d had a mastectomy on both sides. =( Where did her wittle boobies go????
Lou | November 18, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Nice side boob on the last photo though…
ronr | November 18, 2008 at 8:59 pm
She’s got an odd little Renee Zellweger-like smile. Ew.
wah wah wah | November 18, 2008 at 9:18 pm
i love how her dress has built-in a cups.
Mal | November 18, 2008 at 9:18 pm
All I can see in that last pic is Huge JackedMan. <3
Kriz | November 18, 2008 at 9:19 pm
This nip slip stuff is getting out of control. EVERYBODY has seen a freaking nipple…in person even. Get over it!!!
NastyBedazzler | November 18, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Hasn’t the Superficial writer ever seen “Eyes Wide Shut” or “The Human Stain”? She gets naked (seriously naked in the first) in both movies. FYI.
AND……. She’s super hot.
Whatthefuckisthat? | November 18, 2008 at 9:51 pm
She the whitest person in the world except for Michael Jackson whose black. Weird
grammar | November 18, 2008 at 10:09 pm
your, not you’re
Lydia | November 18, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I like her. She has a decent enough personality to like.
It’s odd that she’s so fair skinned but comes from the land of no ozone layer and UV rays. But then again, I’d much rather have skin like hers than wrinkly, old, sun spotted haggy skin that most of us Australian girls have by the time we’re 25.
She’ll look a hell of a lot better than the rest of us in old age.
sarah | November 18, 2008 at 10:13 pm
She’s still looking good, but yes very pale !
click on my name
big jim n' the twins | November 18, 2008 at 10:24 pm
hmmmmmm……can’t see it, theres a fucking star in the way.
fonzeyfu | November 18, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Why does Nicole spoil her naturally stunningly beautiful face with those hideous lip injection/implants?? That upper lip is gross.
Big Log | November 18, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Is that her neck? Or a bleached tree trunk?
Lilah | November 18, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Cute shoes!
Leny | November 18, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I guess her kid isn’t being breast fed…don’t see how at least.
britney's weave | November 18, 2008 at 11:12 pm
what in the hell? those lips…
Doggy Style | November 18, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Nothing can make me stop now… its over, cocaine you have one.
I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message | November 18, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I want to see those little pale asscheeks, split ‘em with my tootsie pole
superficial writer | November 18, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that as the purveyor of a celebrity website based mostly on hot chicks, I don’t actually know who these people are. I’ve never bothered to Google them and see if they have ever been naked anywhere so that I can make huge sweeping claims that I broke the scoop! It’s called plausible deniability people! Maybe a three year old can find Nicole Kidman buck ass naked on the internet by accident, but not me! Now I gotta go and see if Hedi and Spencer are up to anything with any one of the fat ass ugly Kardashians!
mimi | November 19, 2008 at 12:07 am
NOT a nipple you idiots! Too high… over to the side.
Photo-shopped.
mickey mouse | November 19, 2008 at 12:18 am
grammar- Wrong. You’re is a contraction of you are, which is how it was used in this case. (If you ARE like me…)
Jenny Sjobeck | November 19, 2008 at 12:19 am
it’s a hickey, for crying out loud people!
Ms. Kasie | November 19, 2008 at 12:52 am
My boyfriend has bigger areolas! lol!
TC | November 19, 2008 at 2:22 am
#13.
It would be wrong to say your a spastic.
However, the fact remains that you’re a spastic.
jack | November 19, 2008 at 3:30 am
hoho~ your comments are so interesting, i have friends bigger than her~
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Starcasm | November 19, 2008 at 3:30 am
She needs to change her name to Nipole Kidman. And with her new day-of-the-weekly named baby we shouldn’t call it a nipple, we should call it “Sunday dinner.”
Giner MINGE | November 19, 2008 at 3:44 am
Does anyone else think that dress is one size too big for her? Also it’s been rolled up at the bottom and looks awfully like a wedding dress to me.
I hate this woman. I want to punch her in her little hamster face. She has all the attributes of a 90 year old woman… check out her hands and fingers ffs!
fax | November 19, 2008 at 3:45 am
HOW is this interesting? waist of time
KinKy | November 19, 2008 at 3:58 am
I would
gerard Vandenberg | November 19, 2008 at 6:32 am
This all didn’t matter.
Little tommy was FAGGOT anyway, folks!!
pastahero | November 19, 2008 at 7:16 am
I agree with #11, the Superficial writer is an idiot. Nicole Kidman has done nude scenes in half her movies. Perfectly normal nips.
Vince Lombardi | November 19, 2008 at 8:30 am
First, of just about every chick in Hollywood, seeing any of Nicole Kidman’s private parts is no longer a priority for me. She is just waaay too artificial.
That said, the nipple showing comparative to the rest of the boob looks like it’s riding on top. To which I have to say, WTF???
restingonlaurels | November 19, 2008 at 9:02 am
@ 18 THANK you. someone had to say it.
p0nk | November 19, 2008 at 11:12 am
TCLTC
duh | November 19, 2008 at 11:19 am
Don’t you nutjobs know the difference between an areola and a nipple?
What? | November 19, 2008 at 11:39 am
Her nipple looks too high up. Maybe that’s a third nipple, or something. Eh, I’m not going to bother google-ing “nude Nicole Kidman,” they probably photoshop it out anyway
annie | November 19, 2008 at 12:06 pm
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.
lol | November 19, 2008 at 12:41 pm
“If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? ”
Are you fucking retarded? She’s been naked in a bunch of movies. A simple google search (hint since you’re probably too dumb to even do this: “nicole kidman naked”) beforehand would have helped you in not looking like a total moron by asking the dumbest question possible.
Paul | November 19, 2008 at 12:43 pm
If any of you fuckwads want to see Nicole Kidman naked, just watch Eyes Wide Shut. She was hot then. Of course, this was about a decade ago. She’s a middle aged woman now and way too skinny for my taste. Nevertheless, lay off. Compared to the dreck most of you idiots perceive as “hot” Nicole is still a babe.
Brian | November 19, 2008 at 1:31 pm
She is beautiful and has been naked in movies
Walker | November 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm
She also gets topless with Tom Cruise in “Days Of Thunder”…hawt.
kaylee | November 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Cold Mountain too.
Mama Pinkus | November 19, 2008 at 4:24 pm
That’s not a nip, it’s bruising from malnutrition
NY Ted | November 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Not that Tiny Tom Thumb ever sucked or played with them…..!
Christ…someone tell that girl to get some fucking Sun shine on that ghost white body of hers!
Joe Btfsplk | November 19, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Just wondering how you conclude the size of the nipple when you only see a sliver of the areola’s edge?
Oh wait, this is the Superficial Writer … nuf said!