Nicole Kidman has nipples (Or at least half of the world’s tiniest one)
If you’re like me, you’d swear on your mother’s grave Nicole Kidman does not have nipples because, seriously, has anyone ever seen one? Up until now, you’d have better luck capturing Bigfoot. While attending the Sydney premiere of her new movie Australia, Nicole gave the world a glimpse at her impossibly small areola. I’ve literally seen bigger nipples on cats. Which leads me to believe Tom Cruise either attacked her chest with a shrinking ray or his Fisher-Price belt sander. The man hates breasts, folks.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions that, if your boss can see while walking by, congratulations! You work for Superman.