Nicole Kidman made a brief appearance at the CMAs Wednesday night (above) and apparently scared the living bejebus out of people. Page Six reports:
“She looked freakish,” said one witness. “She just had her lips done, and now she looks like Meg Ryan.” The Aussie actress didn’t want to be interrogated on the red carpet and fled, leaving behind her perplexed husband, Keith Urban. “She just flipped out and took off running,” said our source. “Keith kept saying, ‘Where is she? Where is she?’”
Maybe I’m desensitized from staring at 95% plastic people all day, but Nicole Kidman honestly doesn’t look that scary to me. Completely dead inside? Sure. Freakish? Only if you’re a two foot tall Scientologist forced into a sham marriage by Paramount. “I have to touch her what now? Quick, someone drown me in their coffee mug. DO IT!”
I am with you Fish, she must be pre-op in these pics, she actually looks like she is displaying quite a few expressions here.
I’d still eat that old ass…
I don’t know, she does look kinda dead inside. Look at that last pic of her looking at Keith, she would scare the hell outta me too!! She looks fake in a fake personality kinda way. And the lips are just bad. When will women realize that does NOT look good?
i’ve heard redheaded albinos are the best lays
i think her lips look fine, but what the hell is up with her breasts?
Nicole Kidman is a vacuous, hypocritical moron who should shut her fucking maw.
Bitching to the UN about Hollywood teating women as sex objects one minute, then appearing on a magazine cover the next wearing next to nothing and promoting her ‘fetishistic’ lifestyle.
Moron!
(And don’t even get me started on “Birthday Girl”).
She should stay home and look after her dribbling infant. And I believe she recently gave birth too.
She looks fantastic for her age. Totally hot. Any guy who doesn’t think so, go take a long look at the pig you are fucking. Then come back and post.
she looks like the hottest fembot science could create.
i still approve.
I think she looks great. She put some weight on so she almost looks healthy!
This is the best she’s looked in a long, long time. No longer scrawny, pale, ultra-blonde. I love that she’s darkened her hair and is going curlier. Her mouth looks a little tight, but not freakish.
ditto @#5
Aside from totally seeing the outline of her implants I think she looks pretty damn hot.
What is it with under arm vaginas? Take a close look at pic #1, just wow!
It’s just those judgmental country folk who think every is supposed to look the same way and say yeehaw! Personally I don’t see anything wrong with the way she looks.
anybody remember the trailers for Batman Forever, when it showed the little flash of Nicole Kidman flipping back her robe and showing her boobs to me, Batman ontop of the Gotham City Police Department building, when she lured me there with the Bat-Signal to seduce me? Damn, bitch was fly.
What is it with under arm vaginas? I mean ~ just wow, enlarge pic #1!
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wtf!? why does she have a vagina for an armpit?! weeeeird…
reno: it’s good to see i’m not the only person on here w/a sick mind!
I think she looks fine.
when you compare her to most actresses her age she looks really quite good.
I’d fuck the armpit too…
She looks fantastic, it’s just that the top of her dress is too tight and squishing her boobs so two thirds of them balloon up over the top of the dress. Otherwise, I think she looks better than she has in a long time. Now Keith Urban on the other hand, looks hot as always. I should beat her up and take him from her. I can fake an Aussie accent. For a minute.
WTF? I don’t see anything wrong with her damn lips. If anything it looks like she had them redone to look like they used to before the collagen. Saying she looks freakish sounds like one of those totally-unrelated-to-the-story headlines you see over at AOL.
She is such a twig.
But why are her boobs 6 inches apart?
Is anyone else seeing the vagina in her armpit?
agree with #5
i’d smoke her asshole like a pipe
Me: Excuse me, but did you know you have a little man in a boat under your arm?
Nicole: A little who in a what under where?
little-man-in-a-boat: HELP!
Whats going on with her baps? they clearly dislike living in her chest…
The Stepford men finally got her…
She was a cute, red headed curly haired free spirit when she did the movie Dead Calm, but when she got more famous she stepped in line with all the other plastic princesses of Hollywood. Sad, really.
she actually looks much better than she normally looks… the only thing I don’t like is the color of the dress, I almost feel like it clashes with her hair or something. Other than that she looks pretty. She’s definitely looked way more freakish in the past…
I don’t know what all the fuss is about! I think that Nicole looks very beautiful.
As usual, someone prints a piece of nonsense about a celebrity and everyone assumes it’s true. The woman is gorgeous! Okay, so maybe she went a little too far with the breasts but she still looks amazing. Does anyone in here look that good? I doubt it.
Although she’s pale, she looks great! Tthat rose color fits her quite good. She is still beautiful
She used to be a total knockout. Scrawny, but a knockout nonetheless. She had a beautiful imp-ish smile and the cutest turned-up nose…
But the post-op version is simply ho-hum!
whatever. She looks gorgeous in these pictures, and I’m sure she left her hubby on the red carpet because it was his night to shine, his awards show, not hers. Someone is a hater. These two are probably two of the nicest celebrities around.
Check her out…before and after. I rest my case.
http://f9.img.v4.skyrock.net/f92/celebritybeauty/pics/1551637878_small.jpg
What are they talking about. I think she looks great.
I am confused, she looks really good here. No new work doe that I can see?!
Confused?!
YOU ARE A FREAK if you think Nicole looks freekish, on the contrary, she looks extremely beautiful! Go have your eyes checked and then pick on someone else!
She’s starting to look super plastic.
I think she looks fantastic and anyone who snipes at her for looking good, saying she’s frozen etc. are just haters.
All the haters saying evil stuff about other people are what is really wrong with the world.
Where is the love? If you don’t give, you don’t get!
Peace
#22: her dress size isn’t the problem. her newest implants haven’t dropped yet so they look like crap, which is why they are 6 inches apart and above the level of her armpit. SO CLASSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Who’s watching Sunday Rose?
Business must be slow for the tabloids. Nicole Kidman in no way looks “freakish.” She looks lovely, better in fact than most people half her age.
Business must be slow for the tabloids. Nicole Kidman in no way looks “freakish.” She looks lovely, better in fact than most people half her age.
Her dress looks really good on her, especialy with her reddish hair and pale skin. Her lips do look a little odd, but no where near enough for her to “flip put and take off running.” I think someone over exaggerated a little, hmm?
Thanks for the great post! Hey Nicole kidman is looking really not in that outfit. She is so gorgeous i must say . I love her pics.
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