Nicole Kidman chose the name ‘Sunday Rose’ to piss off Tom Cruise (Neat.)

July 8th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Nicole Kidman gave birth to a little girl on Monday and stuck her with the curious moniker of Sunday Rose. But why? If you’re like me, you haven’t been able to shit thinking up reasons. Yes, that’s how serious I take this job. (Or eat too much cheese.) Anyway, friends of Nicole are saying the baby’s name is a tiny slap across Tom Cruise’s midget face, according to MSNBC:

“Nicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology,” said the source. “She’s still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her baby’s name could be perceived as one last jab doesn’t exactly upset her.”

Other names Nicole Kidman considered:

Your Penis is the Size of a Gherkin Elizabeth Kidman Urban
Madison I Hate Your Grinning Buttpirate Face Kidman Urban
Olivia L. Ron Hubbard had a Vagina Taylor Kidman Urban
Katie Holmes He’s Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban

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  1. boli

    first. :)

  2. Finally!

    The reason(s) why Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban named their bundle of joy Sunday Rose Roast….

    Grandpa Kidman told the Australian media that Sunday was the name of Australian artist Sidney Nolan’s muse.

    Gramps revealed he and Grandma Kidman had suggested it to Keith and Nic. He says, “I have read a bit about Sunday Reed and her husband John – she was a key mover and shaker in the arts around the beginning of the century. The name Sunday struck me as being a nice name for a woman, so my wife and I mentioned it.”

    The source goes on to report that Sunday Reed was famous for her patronage of the arts, but also for her relationship with Sidney Nolan. Reed and her husband took part in a menage-a-trois type affair with the artist, which lasted nine years in the 1930s and resulted in Sunday becoming Nolan’s muse.

    Will little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban ‘inspire’ future artists in the same way?

    We kid.

    Urban’s brother Shane revealed the baby’s second name was a tribute to their late grandmother, Rose.

    “It’s a wonderful wonderful thing, I’m so, so proud,” he said.

  3. Maybe having a dig at your ex-husband isn’t the thing to consider while you’re naming your first child. Bit lame.

  4. spudgy

    I’m SURE, or at least, would HOPE that she wasnt thinking of petty crap like digging at assmidget upon the moment of birth of her first real child. PS she looks mega-freaky in this pic.

  5. Clem

    Of course being a catholic is much less crazy than being a scientologist.

  6. kat

    ok, fish – i have to admit, i am one of those avid readers who thinks that you are slipping here lately……but this: “Katie Holmes He’s Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban” has me in stitches! keep up the good work :)

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  8. Anexio

    ha ha tom curizes stupid

  9. Keith Urban looks like a hamster. I’m into that.

  10. noneyobeezwax

    i used the same logic when naming my newborn daughter. and in case you were wondering, “my ex-wife is a cock sucking slut” is doing just fine and recently began to crawl.

  11. Deacon Jones

    Ughhh…

    She looks like the dead body we all saw in the morgue in high school. Either that, or Ann Coultier

  12. If Thy Eye Be Single Jones

    If plastic can replicate, can the end of the world be far off?

  13. #11 – LOLOLOL

    I’m sure Nicole doesn’t have to name a baby to make fun of her ex-midget. he seems to be doing a great job himself of making the world hate his scientology loving ass.

  14. em

    I wonder if she’ll stop by for a little botox on the way out of the hospital. -you know, just to save a trip.

  15. Jeffer

    I am really fond of her.She is a cute babe…She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service R I C H L O V I N G.C O M with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.

  16. Zee Brat

    “Katie Holmes He’s Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban”

    Whoever wrote that. Give them a raise.

  17. havoc

    Nicole is so white, she’s fucking transparent……

    If the kid looks anything like her, name her Voldemort……

    .

  18. Hey Jeffer

    @ #16: Hey Jeffer, go eat a bag of dicks, you cheap TURD!!!

    Why in the hell don’t you buy some ad space like the other advertisers, you broke cheapskate TURD!!!

    Your stupid club must not have anybody in it with enough $$$ to fund a single ad, huh? You TURD!!!

  19. #19 – I’m sure the spambot is now cowering and wimpering in a cyber corner after your onslaught. Good job.

  20. Jenny

    Fucking great. Your “Other names Nicole Kidman considered” made me laugh so hard I sprayed coffee all over my keyboard and screen.

    I owe you one, dear writer. I owe you.

  21. Lenna

    “Katie Holmes He’s Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban”

    This is the mos HIGHLARIOUS thing I’ve ever read… OMG please marry me Superficial Writer, marry me… I promess I’ll pay your bills, LOL

    You made my day, I love you.

  22. FunInitials

    If she wants to piss him off: Francine Ursula Christina Kidman Urban

  23. I wonder when Sunday will get her 1st trip to the plastic surgeon. God only know she was born full of botox…(like a crack baby, but less wrinkly)

  24. Julia

    Wow, I have never written into a gossip blog or any real internet site for that matter, but I must say those examples of other names they thought of have to be one of the funniest posts I have ever seen. I completley bsuted myself for not doing real work, as I busted up laughing, especially the Katie Holmes one. I agree, I thought this site and the responses were kind of slipping latley, but well done on this one. I am still laughing.

  25. Toonkinstein

    …she should have named the baby “Isabella”…because it is her REAL daughter and not the pretned daughter that Lawnjockey Cruise kept locked up at sciencreeptology camp….do you think Isabella Crusie masturbates with her flute at sciencreeptology camp????

    ANYONE!?!??! Send pics to the Fish.

  26. racheee

    The Katie Holmes one is comedy gold! Well done fish.

    TCLTC

  27. Cletus

    Goddamn it, that was funny. I was rather fond of “Madison I Hate Your Grinning Buttpirate Face Kidman Urban”, too. It’s classy, like.

  28. Mella

    Veggi is an ass.

  29. Grunion

    I have no proof TC wrote one of these testimonials but I’m pretty sure the second one is him:

    http://www.unusualphobias.com/racoons.html

    p.s. check out the “fear of sloths” one. I kid you not.

  30. This may be as much bullshit as anyone else’s retarded reason, but it’s pretty funny nonetheless.

    In Australia back in the 80s there was a television ad for Lamb which showed a girl receiving a phone call announcing that she’d won a date that night with Tom Cruise, but as she turns to her mother to tell the news, she sees that he bother is just pulling a Roast Lamb out of the oven, so she turns down the date with Tom Cruise.

    In Australia its common cultural jargon to have a Sunday Roast.

    So, with Nicole and Keith being Aussie, they’d both know this ad pretty well, because it was so well known that Australians began jokingly referring to Sunday Roasts as Tom Cruises. Sunday Rose…Sunday Roast.

    anyone?

  31. This may be as much bullshit as anyone else’s retarded reason, but it’s pretty funny nonetheless.

    In Australia back in the 80s there was a television ad for Lamb which showed a girl receiving a phone call announcing that she’d won a date that night with Tom Cruise, but as she turns to her mother to tell the news, she sees that he bother is just pulling a Roast Lamb out of the oven, so she turns down the date with Tom Cruise.

    In Australia its common cultural jargon to have a Sunday Roast.

    So, with Nicole and Keith being Aussie, they’d both know this ad pretty well, because it was so well known that Australians began jokingly referring to Sunday Roasts as Tom Cruises. Sunday Rose…Sunday Roast.

    anyone?

  32. ………………………HOPE IT WORKS!!

  33. TCLTC

    #31 – will, the girl in that ad was Naomi Watts! :D

  34. moneil

    all celebrity babies have the craziest names. if you love gossip, check out http://www.kwanzoo.com for movie and celeb trivia!

  35. jen

    “Madison I Hate Your Grinning Buttpirate Face Kidman Urban”

    HAHA. Priceless.

  36. Bizzy

    MMMMM I like Sunday roast.Prefer beef but Lamb and pork is OK too

  37. Reilly

    “Katie Holmes He’s Afraid of Raccoons Use Them And Run Bitch Run Kimberly Kidman Urban”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

    omg so funny

  38. Sparkster

    I read often here and never comment, but those names you came up with made me spit out my drink.

    Priceless. You are so damn funny.

  39. Sunday

    Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ****** R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

  40. Jake

    There is an Apple, a Bluebell and now a Sunday Rose.
    Congrats to Nicole!

  41. WoW

    She’s ugly in a “jesus freakin’ christ she’s UGLY!” kinda way. But she still looks better than Tom, The Scientology Freak. What IS that thing infused on her chest…oh, it’s Keith…(gasp) he’s looks really strange standing next to her, like they’re a mixed, vampire and not-vampire couple…it’s funny that he looks like he wants to bite her neck at the same time that she’s as white as a sheet…so which one is the real vampire?…maybe they just spawned something that will bite the head off of Scientology and spit it out down the toilet of oblivion and are calling it Sunday to deflect and Rose to give it some color…oh, that’s right, I’m not right after seeing such a pale woman in broad daylight…I feel like I need an exorcism, my eyes are burning, head feels like snakes are crawling inside….can’t she wear some rouge???? My Gawd, she used to be pretty.

  42. The midget has lost one gorgeous girl there and it serves him right for dragging her into that Scientology crap!! Humans have decended from an ancient race of aliens – yeah ok Ron – you space freak!

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