Nicole Kidman as the Tin-Man

December 17th, 2007 // 68 Comments

Nicole Kidman attended the premiere of The Golden Compass in Australia yesterday. Apparently she’s wearing some sort of tin-foil outfit. While her ass looks amazing in it for her age, I wonder if this is some sort of future suit that reverses the effects of time. If it is, I’d ask for my money back. Except in this case she can’t, because I sold it to her and my website clearly states “All sales are final.” But, I’m a nice guy, so here’s a free bottle of “Make Tom Cruise Love Me” spray. It’s guaranteed to work. Just ask Katie Holmes on those rare days she’s allowed out of the house.

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  1. yeahthatsright

    Why do you always bag on Kate Holmes for staying in. Which one is it..Perez?? Brittany should stay home, because shes out too much…. but Kate should go out, so you can then turn around and say that she should be at home with her kids?

    Figure it out. theres a fine line between being funny, and being a hypocrite.

  2. Why didn’t you wear a dark wig?
    Start also talks with kim kardashian how and where she is getting such wonderfull ASSES!!

  3. I Love Gays But Boy Don't I Hate Closeted, Bigoted, Idiotic Ones

    #44

    All straight men do not have the “animal instincts” to fuck or be fucked by another man. So by saying that, guess what that made you?

    I know repressed gays are often confused, so let me help you identify the lowest animal instincts that straight men have: drill as many as vaginas as possible, as deeply as possible.

  4. gross fashion sense she’s having.

  5. I Might Have A Tiny Crush on You, TT

    TT,

    It just so happened that I have never met a tranny I found attractive, but you really are starting to grow on me (blush)…

    And I am very very picky, not to mention do not fall in love easily…

  6. WOW, Nicole is really a sexy woman! My friend told me on http://www.FemMate.com includes her HOT pics, video, related news, vital stats, commentary, and cool facts

  7. Amazing ass?

    She hardly has an ass at all.

  8. sam

    She’s starting to look crazy and like she’s about to break into maniacal laughter. She’s had way to much work done on her face. What has she done to her upper lip? And that stupid outfit is still less shiny than her forehead.

  9. Blondamnation

    What’s the difference between #14 and a pizza?
    A pizza can feed a family of 4.

    14 and 44 (such a lovely couple)..Texas Tranny is hilarious and doesn’t judge people (unless you’re a celeb and obvi you’re not) he’s a better MAN than you any day of the week, you ignorant fucks. I think people who are so homophobic they’re full of hate are thisclose to wanting to try it themselves, so they talk shit. (Like the military dad in American Beauty?)
    14, I’ll bet you can find a friend who’ll experiment with you when they get out of prison. Just bring over a 40 and your sweet, non-white ass. (Why is it neccessary to say “that WHITE chick” like white is an insult? Do you just want to seperate yourself as not white? I knew before you wrote that that you weren’t a brain surgeon from Connecticut..)
    Tranny just remember that 44 is probably a fat, short balding middle aged man in debt with a nagging wife and a closeted gay son who hates him. Either that or a Bush fan, either way he’s fucked.

  10. She is so bewitching, moreover her hair style looks gorgeous 8-)
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  11. Contact me at myspace #55.

    Thank you #’s 41, 47, 55 and 59 and anybody else I missed.

  12. WhatHappenedToNicole?

    Nicole I want to apoligize that no one here is spewing hate at you. We got sidetracked by a bigot. But we really do want to do you, I swear.

  13. bluejeanbaby

    the outfit matches her personality….cold as ice

  14. Just wondering

    Er… Do some of you actually KNOW each other ?
    If not, how can you say TT is a “nice man” when all he does is write about asses, poop, weird outfits ? And how can you say that #6 is a “bigot” just because he (she?) complained about having to read about assfucking, which is kind of understandable after all ? There are so many porn sites, why come here ? Okay, I shut up.

  15. Texas Tranny

    #64,
    Yes some of do know each other.

    I NEVER write about shit, NEVER.

  16. engel

    I once saw people share her videos at pubspa.com, where she is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after watching it.

  17. EAC

    As usual, I started looking at all the pictures then got sidetracked by all the responses to and from Texas Tranny. No. 14 is a very sick puppy that should have been put down at birth.

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