Nicole Kidman as the Tin-Man

December 17th, 2007 // 68 Comments

Nicole Kidman attended the premiere of The Golden Compass in Australia yesterday. Apparently she’s wearing some sort of tin-foil outfit. While her ass looks amazing in it for her age, I wonder if this is some sort of future suit that reverses the effects of time. If it is, I’d ask for my money back. Except in this case she can’t, because I sold it to her and my website clearly states “All sales are final.” But, I’m a nice guy, so here’s a free bottle of “Make Tom Cruise Love Me” spray. It’s guaranteed to work. Just ask Katie Holmes on those rare days she’s allowed out of the house.

Photos: Getty Images

  1. Sapphire

    WHAT THE HELL KINDA OUTFIT IS THAT?!

  2. Michael Vick must Die

    Nicole used to be so fricking beautiful, she is looking so plastic nowadays.

  3. shaggy

    third. who cares. i love nicole. tall scarey looking white chick.

  4. Texas Tranny

    I have some pants like that, they have the zipper in the rear. Easy access I guess.

  5. Jacky

    She is so hot. I noticed her at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.

  6. tired of hearing about it

    #3- No body cares about your assfucking.

  7. PunkA

    WTH?? Looks like the Tin Man’s head is rusting. And his face is sliding off. Mouth is bleeding too.

    Too much surgery and microderm abrasion. Not skin left. SHe is losing the looks she had. I think they lasted about a year.

  8. Texas Tranny

    #1, see #4

    It’s a tranny outfit.

    Tee Hee

  9. tired of hearing about it

    #4- that is

  10. Liza

    Where was the person that usually dresses her? Normally she looks classic and beautiful. She does look good for her age. But we have to take in note that she is near half a centery old! (Tom traded in for a new model!)

  11. Texas Tranny

    #9,
    Like I give a shit what you say or think.

  12. this is not a sexual orientation site

    I have to agree with 6.

  13. Liza

    Where was the person that usually dresses her? Normally she looks classic and beautiful. She does look good for her age. But we have to take in note that she is near half a centery old! (Tom traded in for a new model!)

  14. ToTellTheTruth

    #11 Haven’t you dropped dead of Aids or Hep C yet you filthy assed, confused, disease ridden, shame on humanity, butt banger. Damn. Oh, and I dont like that fugly scarecrow looking white bitch Nicole Kidman. I’d like to put a candle to her face and watch that fucker melt.

  15. em

    should have been called “the platinum compass”

    wow, that was lame.

  16. hyeandmighty

    I’d like to oil her squeaky parts

  17. veggi

    They’ve landed..

  18. Guy

    Future . . . foil . . . great job copying Celebslam

    http://celebslam.buzznet.com/nicole-kidman-2

  19. LifeGotYaDown

    #14. When life becomes so much that you loose the ability to live and let live then I recommend Heroin. For you I recommend about 5 times the normal dose. That is an overdose which is what you need. You are a hate crime waiting to happen.

  20. ToTellTheTruth

    19- It’s lose, not loose. Unless you were speaking about your ass…….

  21. lux

    God, that’s ugly. It looks like cheap 90′s rave gear.

  22. Shallow Val

    11 – TT has lots of friends here. Maybe you should leave.

  23. guppie

    22- which part of it do you want to leave? The boy or the girl?

  24. Auntie Kryst

    Are you sure it’s Nicole Kidman and not one of those fucking silver painted street mimes? Yeah yeah, I get it, your a robot. Here’s dime, now fuck off. Goddamn those freaks piss me off.

    On another note, #6 & #14 fuck off! From a friend of TT.

  25. 14 right wing hypocrite

    Why is it that idiots like you not only do not realize that we are all somewhat different, but cannot tolerate people that do not “think” like they do? If your God made us (hateful baptist pseudo-religion, liar’s club full of wishful self-decievers) as a part of creation then he made us all highly variable. Asshole. I personally like people for themselves, not the lie they portray.

  26. I have some of the Make Tom Cruise love ME spray. I put it on TT’s ass last night and and BLAM! I was in! Silver balls, silver balls………………….

  27. If I only had a brain, do do do do do.

  28. Ooba Gooba

    Hey Jacky #5, why don’t you fuck straight off, asshole?

  29. Texas Tranny

    Normally I wouldn’t respond to idiots like #14…………….but,

    To your disapointment, I’m healthy and disease free, because I don’t have to fuck $10.00 infected whores like your Mother.

    I will live a very long time.

  30. Shallow Val

    I meant 14 –

    TT you tell that bitch what’s what>>>>!!!!

  31. Texas Tranny

    All you haters can just take it somewhere else.

    God made me the way I am and nothing you say can or will change any of that. I’m very comfortable with who I am.

    It doesn’t piss me off or get me mad, so take your shit somewhere else.

  32. cookie monsta

    Liza #10 & 13, don’t you know Tom Cruise trades in his wife every ten years, for another one ten years younger? He’s on his third wife now k? Because TCLTC!!
    Poor Nicole, scathing movie reviews for all her work lately, she’s going on the road with the old man, probably give him some muse ….

  33. mmm shiny and austrailian

  34. Ted from LA

    She needs someone to oil her with man goo. On a scale of 1-10 shes a 2.5. Let’s put it this way, I would not jump all over Oprah’s couch for her.

  35. Afraid

    She looks like a stewardess on the Teegeeack shuttle to Scientology’s galactic HQ.

  36. D. Richards (Brown-eye.)

    I like Nicole Kidman. I don’t have anything horrible to say about her. She’s sweet and timid seeming, which gives her a enigmatic quality; she’s alright.

    P.S. And she let Tomboy Cruise fuck her. She has more intestinal fortitude than most.

    P.S.S. Well, we’re all supposed to believe that Cruise is straight. Play along, thetons!

  37. Wow, her profile on the http://www.pantysniffer.com is too much heat for any singular male. Feeling free to check the audastical hotness is demanded!!

  38. What a waste of good aluminum foil. Somewhere, a roast is getting freezer burn. Shame, Nicole, shame.

  39. ShamlessAddForADifferentWebsite

    Oh My. I saw nicole’s picture on a different website. She was posing in that same outfit at http://www.fuckamoviestar.com

  40. TomCruise

    Any girl that was married to me looks great. That’s because their bodies were never used. At least, never by me. Yep now you know. Katie got preggo after sitting in my bathwater after rather long afternoon fantasizing about Zack Efron.

  41. BunnyButt

    14, sounds like you don’t like anyone who isn’t exactly like you. Here’s hoping there aren’t very many of you. TT rocks!

  42. RockSock

    If by amazing ass you mean, flat and unshapely, then I agree, it’s amazing

  43. my comment

    The shoes and hair make it even worse.

    Total disaster.

  44. Stickin' With #14

    I started out as a liberal “live and let live” guy too but give the freaks an inch and they will take a mile.

    God made you, Texas Tranny, to have free will, and to use your free will in an intelligent way, to judge and accept reality, not to succumb to your lowest and most animal instincts. And if you do decide to scrape the bottom, then please, do it in private. Don’t expect me to laugh at your oh-so-charming antics.

  45. AtLeast44SpeaksIntelligently

    So I take it you #14′s lawyer. Remember that Hitler started out saying his plans to cull out the weak were only for the mentally retarded. That wasn’t right but somehow it also turned into the extermination of millions of jews. You are saying you would kill for your idea of what is right. You are an ass.

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  47. BaconMessiah

    #44 what makes you think TT or anyone else here gives a fuck about what you started out as or anything else you have to say? I’m pretty sure your the only person who values your opinions so don’t expect the rest of us to give a shit.

  48. BaldAsBritney

    #14 repress much? Just come out and admit you like the cock. It’s OK, we are all grown ups here.

  49. charle

    Sexy

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