Nicole Kidman attended the premiere of The Golden Compass in Australia yesterday. Apparently she’s wearing some sort of tin-foil outfit. While her ass looks amazing in it for her age, I wonder if this is some sort of future suit that reverses the effects of time. If it is, I’d ask for my money back. Except in this case she can’t, because I sold it to her and my website clearly states “All sales are final.” But, I’m a nice guy, so here’s a free bottle of “Make Tom Cruise Love Me” spray. It’s guaranteed to work. Just ask Katie Holmes on those rare days she’s allowed out of the house.
Photos: Getty Images
Sapphire | December 17, 2007 at 1:58 pm
WHAT THE HELL KINDA OUTFIT IS THAT?!
Michael Vick must Die | December 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Nicole used to be so fricking beautiful, she is looking so plastic nowadays.
shaggy | December 17, 2007 at 1:59 pm
third. who cares. i love nicole. tall scarey looking white chick.
Texas Tranny | December 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
I have some pants like that, they have the zipper in the rear. Easy access I guess.
Jacky | December 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
She is so hot. I noticed her at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.
tired of hearing about it | December 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
#3- No body cares about your assfucking.
PunkA | December 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
WTH?? Looks like the Tin Man’s head is rusting. And his face is sliding off. Mouth is bleeding too.
Too much surgery and microderm abrasion. Not skin left. SHe is losing the looks she had. I think they lasted about a year.
Texas Tranny | December 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
#1, see #4
It’s a tranny outfit.
Tee Hee
tired of hearing about it | December 17, 2007 at 2:03 pm
#4- that is
Liza | December 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Where was the person that usually dresses her? Normally she looks classic and beautiful. She does look good for her age. But we have to take in note that she is near half a centery old! (Tom traded in for a new model!)
Texas Tranny | December 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm
#9,
Like I give a shit what you say or think.
this is not a sexual orientation site | December 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I have to agree with 6.
Liza | December 17, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Where was the person that usually dresses her? Normally she looks classic and beautiful. She does look good for her age. But we have to take in note that she is near half a centery old! (Tom traded in for a new model!)
ToTellTheTruth | December 17, 2007 at 2:14 pm
#11 Haven’t you dropped dead of Aids or Hep C yet you filthy assed, confused, disease ridden, shame on humanity, butt banger. Damn. Oh, and I dont like that fugly scarecrow looking white bitch Nicole Kidman. I’d like to put a candle to her face and watch that fucker melt.
em | December 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm
should have been called “the platinum compass”
wow, that was lame.
hyeandmighty | December 17, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I’d like to oil her squeaky parts
veggi | December 17, 2007 at 2:16 pm
They’ve landed..
Guy | December 17, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Future . . . foil . . . great job copying Celebslam
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/nicole-kidman-2
LifeGotYaDown | December 17, 2007 at 2:19 pm
#14. When life becomes so much that you loose the ability to live and let live then I recommend Heroin. For you I recommend about 5 times the normal dose. That is an overdose which is what you need. You are a hate crime waiting to happen.
ToTellTheTruth | December 17, 2007 at 2:23 pm
19- It’s lose, not loose. Unless you were speaking about your ass…….
lux | December 17, 2007 at 2:23 pm
God, that’s ugly. It looks like cheap 90′s rave gear.
Shallow Val | December 17, 2007 at 2:29 pm
11 – TT has lots of friends here. Maybe you should leave.
guppie | December 17, 2007 at 2:34 pm
22- which part of it do you want to leave? The boy or the girl?
Auntie Kryst | December 17, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Are you sure it’s Nicole Kidman and not one of those fucking silver painted street mimes? Yeah yeah, I get it, your a robot. Here’s dime, now fuck off. Goddamn those freaks piss me off.
On another note, #6 & #14 fuck off! From a friend of TT.
14 right wing hypocrite | December 17, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Why is it that idiots like you not only do not realize that we are all somewhat different, but cannot tolerate people that do not “think” like they do? If your God made us (hateful baptist pseudo-religion, liar’s club full of wishful self-decievers) as a part of creation then he made us all highly variable. Asshole. I personally like people for themselves, not the lie they portray.
Jimbo | December 17, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I have some of the Make Tom Cruise love ME spray. I put it on TT’s ass last night and and BLAM! I was in! Silver balls, silver balls………………….
Jimbo | December 17, 2007 at 2:42 pm
If I only had a brain, do do do do do.
Ooba Gooba | December 17, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey Jacky #5, why don’t you fuck straight off, asshole?
Texas Tranny | December 17, 2007 at 3:02 pm
Normally I wouldn’t respond to idiots like #14…………….but,
To your disapointment, I’m healthy and disease free, because I don’t have to fuck $10.00 infected whores like your Mother.
I will live a very long time.
Shallow Val | December 17, 2007 at 3:04 pm
I meant 14 –
TT you tell that bitch what’s what>>>>!!!!
Texas Tranny | December 17, 2007 at 3:17 pm
All you haters can just take it somewhere else.
God made me the way I am and nothing you say can or will change any of that. I’m very comfortable with who I am.
It doesn’t piss me off or get me mad, so take your shit somewhere else.
cookie monsta | December 17, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Liza #10 & 13, don’t you know Tom Cruise trades in his wife every ten years, for another one ten years younger? He’s on his third wife now k? Because TCLTC!!
Poor Nicole, scathing movie reviews for all her work lately, she’s going on the road with the old man, probably give him some muse ….
Vaughn | December 17, 2007 at 3:34 pm
mmm shiny and austrailian
Ted from LA | December 17, 2007 at 3:41 pm
She needs someone to oil her with man goo. On a scale of 1-10 shes a 2.5. Let’s put it this way, I would not jump all over Oprah’s couch for her.
Afraid | December 17, 2007 at 3:44 pm
She looks like a stewardess on the Teegeeack shuttle to Scientology’s galactic HQ.
D. Richards (Brown-eye.) | December 17, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I like Nicole Kidman. I don’t have anything horrible to say about her. She’s sweet and timid seeming, which gives her a enigmatic quality; she’s alright.
P.S. And she let Tomboy Cruise fuck her. She has more intestinal fortitude than most.
P.S.S. Well, we’re all supposed to believe that Cruise is straight. Play along, thetons!
Mr Semprini | December 17, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Wow, her profile on the http://www.pantysniffer.com is too much heat for any singular male. Feeling free to check the audastical hotness is demanded!!
Mr Semprini | December 17, 2007 at 4:59 pm
What a waste of good aluminum foil. Somewhere, a roast is getting freezer burn. Shame, Nicole, shame.
ShamlessAddForADifferentWebsite | December 17, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Oh My. I saw nicole’s picture on a different website. She was posing in that same outfit at http://www.fuckamoviestar.com
TomCruise | December 17, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Any girl that was married to me looks great. That’s because their bodies were never used. At least, never by me. Yep now you know. Katie got preggo after sitting in my bathwater after rather long afternoon fantasizing about Zack Efron.
BunnyButt | December 17, 2007 at 5:39 pm
14, sounds like you don’t like anyone who isn’t exactly like you. Here’s hoping there aren’t very many of you. TT rocks!
RockSock | December 17, 2007 at 5:43 pm
If by amazing ass you mean, flat and unshapely, then I agree, it’s amazing
my comment | December 17, 2007 at 7:08 pm
The shoes and hair make it even worse.
Total disaster.
Stickin' With #14 | December 17, 2007 at 7:13 pm
I started out as a liberal “live and let live” guy too but give the freaks an inch and they will take a mile.
God made you, Texas Tranny, to have free will, and to use your free will in an intelligent way, to judge and accept reality, not to succumb to your lowest and most animal instincts. And if you do decide to scrape the bottom, then please, do it in private. Don’t expect me to laugh at your oh-so-charming antics.
AtLeast44SpeaksIntelligently | December 17, 2007 at 7:38 pm
So I take it you #14′s lawyer. Remember that Hitler started out saying his plans to cull out the weak were only for the mentally retarded. That wasn’t right but somehow it also turned into the extermination of millions of jews. You are saying you would kill for your idea of what is right. You are an ass.
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BaconMessiah | December 17, 2007 at 7:47 pm
#44 what makes you think TT or anyone else here gives a fuck about what you started out as or anything else you have to say? I’m pretty sure your the only person who values your opinions so don’t expect the rest of us to give a shit.
BaldAsBritney | December 17, 2007 at 7:51 pm
#14 repress much? Just come out and admit you like the cock. It’s OK, we are all grown ups here.
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Sexy
maggie | December 17, 2007 at 10:41 pm
You have many fans on nudistconnect.com. They love your nude scene in the movie. LOL