Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are so worried about the paparazzi that they’re staging their June 25 Sydney, Australia wedding at sunset so it’ll be nearly impossible for photographers to get overhead helicopter shots that are decent and marketable.
It’s a good idea, but I doubt anybody cares enough about either of these two to go through the trouble. I can’t remember the last movie Nicole Kidman’s been in and I’ve never known who Keith Urban is. It’d be like telling me there’s no way I can get shots of Screech’s wedding. Yeah. Great. Real shame. I’ll console my sorrow in ice cream. Although I am curious as to why Nicole is marrying somebody even shorter than Tom Cruise. Maybe she’s trying to live out her childhood dream of one day marrying a Cabbage Patch Kid.
#50 That’s funny.
Who ?
Its not as catchy as TomKat, but I think we should call them U-Nic. (Sorry Keith, but its never going to last anyway.)
#50 – She looks more like an General from the Salvation Army.
It must be fuckin’ freezing in Nashville all of the time. I haven’t seen a pic of these two NOT all bundled up. That or else hell froze over because Tom finally touched Katie’s coochie.
I’m thinking this relationship is already doomed because in this picture, she is clearly getting ready to smite him on the back of the head with her gloved hand. *THWAP!*
What I find hilarious is the fact that they think people actually care enough about them to want to see pictures from their wedding…
i care more about the dog video on the CA thread…
The post with this picture is hilarious.
I am looking forward to when their kids are grown and Tom is dead and she tells all!
I actually like both of them.
Yes, Bewitched sucked, but she also has a huge list of amazing movies. I mean come on, did anyone see Dogville? that movie was mindblowing. and Moulin Rouge is amazing, too. And she did a kickass job in the Hours.
So I hope y’all didn’t see her once in Bewitched and think “oh she’s a horrible actress.” Unless youve seen her other films as well, shut your mouth :P
thats my opinion anyway hehe.
Keith is great, my sister and I met him twice. And come on people, who hasnt had a past of drugs nowadays? Hes been clean for years.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are so worried about the paparazzi that they’ve made sure to leak all the details of their June 25 sunset wedding to ensure everyone brings the right photographic equipment.
I think Kidman had exactly 2 movies under her belt before marrying that publicity-whore. Although I’m sure some fan of hers will set me straight, that she was a big star in both Australia and Liechtenstein
(oops, clumsy typist)
…and Liechtenstein before marrying Dopey. I don’t believe she got over craziness for publicity any more than he’s over his love for the phallus.
That’s the worst impression of Jay and Silent Bob I’ve ever seen.
If you had actually seen more photos you’d realise that they are the same height, shes just standing on a slope on that photo.
Go the aussies!
OK you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Those of you who say nasty things about Nicole or Keith, that is. What, in order to be respected in Hollywood these days you have to be a drug addict, bad parent or just plain out of your mind? Some people perform for a living and don’t get their kicks out of creating drama, for the people payed to be a part of their lives.
That photo cracks me up. Keith is shorter than Nicole but not THAT much shorter. I like them both. I got a glimpse of her in person once, but it was so quick and far away, I really can’t comment on her looks or Botox or whatever. Having seen Keith in person, I have to say he doesn’t look nearly as girlie as he looks in some of the photographs. He’s actually not as skinny as he appears in photos which is weird because photos are supposed to add 10 lbs. His hair doesn’t photograph well at all. It’s actually clean and shiny and the highlights are not as obvious as they look in the photos. Weird. Oh yeah, and he damn good looking. Very pretty, very blue eyes. He’s very laid back and kinda quite, very anti-Tom. I say she’s ABSOLUTELY trading up
Nicky, circa 1983. The wonders of plastic surgery- she actually turned herself into a Stepford Wife! She looks like an over-bleached, over-botoxed, anorexic replica of a human these days. Sadly, there was a point in time when she was naturally cute.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Nicole_Kidman_BMX_Bandits.jpg
A great Kidman photo, where she still looks like herself. I wish I had that kind of money, I could make myself a walking-taling Barbie Doll. Alas, I had to rely on great genetics.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Nicole_Kidman_BMX_Bandits.jpg
Here’s the deal with Nicole and Botox – she goes to a spa in Palm Springs and gets herbal botox injections – she’s laying off the hard core bo because she wants to get pregnant. She also gets weekly chemical peels…hence no freckles…they’ve been practically burned off. According to someone at the spa – her face is going to fall off in two years because of all the crap she’s injecting into it. As for Keith – poor bastard – he’s following her around like a puppy – and what’s with his highlights? Every time I think ah he’s kind of cute, I think about him being at the salon getting those bad boys done. Even someone famous can’t escape the foil and the 30 minutes under the dryer…and lets not even talk about him going in for the chest wax…yikes.
#14 – Hey sweetcheeks, your comment cracks me up – I’ve read it about four tines and everytime I do, I giggle – keep it comin’
What rock are you people living under? Keith Urban is a huge country entertainer who tours world wide, has won male vocalist of the year, entertainer of the year multiple times, has a tremendous fan base, and makes in excess of 20 million a year! He’s a sweet, humble person, and is quite the philanthropist, donating huge sums of money to charities, and spending hours at St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital singing and just hanging out with the kids. As far as Nicole Kidman goes, I’ll keep my thoughts to myself – I don’t care for her at all and I think she will hurt Keith’s career. And as far as Keith being short, who cares? He’s gorgeous, and I love his highlights! This is one of the most mean spirited forum I’ve ever visited, so I’ll say goodbye and won’t visit you again. It’s a joke about being banned for inappropriate comments! It was nice to see a few (very few) posters not interested in posting nastygrams.
wow where did that come from (#70) ?- I love how she defends Keith Urban but keeps her “thoughts” about Nicole Kidman to herself – come on Texylady – it’s okay if you hate her – don’t be afraid to jump in like the rest of us and say what you feel.
#70
You Go Texylady!
Keith Urban is a wonderful person inside and out. He deserves so much better than that woman Nicole.
Nicole is a mediawhore, who works the media to her advantage -no matter who gets hurts in the end…
Nicole is a selfish, dominate, and contoling person – who wouldn’t know love if it came up and bit her in the butt.
Sadly, I really don’t think Nicole knows how to love someone.
And I really think that Keith is too good of a man to be caught up in Nicole’s web.
I just wish she would go away…
Good for you BamaBabe (#72) for speaking your mind about Nicole…I feel the same way about her but I really have nothing to substantiate it … I guess I’ve just always thought she entered into a contract marriage with Tom Cruise for the same reasons that Katie Holmes is about too…and I think it’s pretty disgusting that they adopted two kids knowing they would not stay together…I think that’s pretty low…and then for her to come out on top with a seemingly nice guy? Where’s the karma for doing something for fame and money when they always say there’s no free lunches in life? Keith U., is not in love with some woman named Nicole..he’s in love with Nicole Kidman the movie star – he thinks he’s hit paydirt. And I think it will last – he’ll get good sex somewhere else, but he’ll keep up the appearances of a great life with her as he watches his female fan base take a downward spiral.. I don’t know his music, but could you imagine an entire album about her…God almost laughable, but truly sad at the same time.
I am truly amazed at how many people actually think they know these two superstars in their respective genres. I was about an arms length away from Nicole at Keith’s concert in Chicago a few months ago. She literally said “hi” to me at the concert as she passed directly in front of me and we made eye contact. Maybe she heard me say that someone couldn’t borrow my camera so they could take a picture of her. I respected her just going to a concert like all the rest of us. She is strikingly beautiful and she looks to be the age she actually is. Hollywood creates special lights, filters, etc for the stars to get photographed by so that we are not quite so judgemental of every wrinkle they get. Shame on us for creating in our own minds the ageless beauties. We think we should comment on the wrinkles, the cosmetic surgeries, the weight gains and losses. Keith is also an amazing artist and looker. May these two be blessed richly with the joy of knowing that they grew up in another country and it took both of them coming to America to meet. That is karma people. I don’t know them personally, but I do know of people who have met or know Keith and say he is not only a remarkable person, but genuinely a nice guy. I would suspect that she is genuinely a very nice lady also or they would not be getting married. Way to go you Keith and Nicole.