Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are paranoid
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are so worried about the paparazzi that they’re staging their June 25 Sydney, Australia wedding at sunset so it’ll be nearly impossible for photographers to get overhead helicopter shots that are decent and marketable.
It’s a good idea, but I doubt anybody cares enough about either of these two to go through the trouble. I can’t remember the last movie Nicole Kidman’s been in and I’ve never known who Keith Urban is. It’d be like telling me there’s no way I can get shots of Screech’s wedding. Yeah. Great. Real shame. I’ll console my sorrow in ice cream. Although I am curious as to why Nicole is marrying somebody even shorter than Tom Cruise. Maybe she’s trying to live out her childhood dream of one day marrying a Cabbage Patch Kid.