Nicole Eggert, what the hell happened?

October 7th, 2009 // 157 Comments

All I’m going to say is, it took a lot of confidence to make this video, or somebody spent their last residual check on Michelob Ultra which apparently doesn’t shed the weight if you drink 100 of them. Either one.

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  1. UPinYA

    Nooooooooo!! She was sooo hot.Too bad,so sad.

  2. Umma mao mao

    I have no idea who that woman is, but I would definately hit that!

  3. This should have been put up on ‘Funny or Diet’ instead.

  4. Renren

    BWAHAHAHAAHHAA! That was classic.

  5. It’s funny because the website is called “Funny or Die” and she needs to go on a DIET!

  6. ohthehugemanatee

    and one of the guys who doesn’t want her is way fatter. fucking stupid

  7. ?

    Yup, an out-of-control size 6.
    You serious? Really? HONESTLY?

  8. denne

    she’s not even fat they just put her in a bikini bottom that was probably two sizes too small… i wouldn’t call her skinny either but she definitely wasn’t fat. maybe a lil thick… definitely bigger than before

  9. I forgot to type “@3″
    I killed it.

  10. NobodySpecial

    I’d hit it. It wouldnt be pretty, but I would definitly hit it.

  11. Matt Newark

    I know that guy: he’s Josh Simpson.

  12. The CreaseMaster

    Jesus, this is why women are starving themselves to death. In this lame video, Nicole is presented as both fat and repulsive. Sure she’s a little plump, but they make it seem like she’s busted the fat parabola. She is presented as an EXTREME! How fucking ridiculous and sad.

  13. The CreaseMaster

    Jesus, this is why women are starving themselves to death. In this lame video, Nicole is presented as both fat and repulsive. Sure she’s a little plump, but they make it seem like she’s busted the fat parabola. She is presented as an EXTREME! How fucking ridiculous and sad.

  14. augustbefort@mac.com

    yep. i’d hit it. i wouldn’t have to think twice about it either.

  15. Matt Beezy

    I’d hit it… she’s still a 10 in the face but has an average body. I don’t get why some of you dumbfucks worship dog-looking women just because they have decent figures.

  16. mfbinc

    YIKES!!!!

  17. fortean chicken

    Oh yeah, she’s soooo horrible looking. I would hit that so hard, the man who pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England.

  18. whatever

    really? this is what we are considering ‘fat’ now? i mean, she’s no bikini model, but honestly, she still looks decent. sure, she has a gut, but the rest of it i think was enhanced w/bad swimsuit, posture, and intentional giggle. her weight is certainly in no way a health issue and she looks better than 70-80% of women i see just walking around, body wise. her face is gorgeous, top percentile. and the guy who goes in the water first is super fat. way fatter than her. why do fat dudes think they can have hot chicks? let me tell you, a guy like that would fantasize about her…he couldn’t get a woman 1/3 as hot as her in real life.

  19. ardgelina

    I think she looks good and the video was funny.

  20. megs

    She looks like she had a baby…I didn’t see what the big deal was. She still looks better than 95% of American women.

  21. the truth

    everyone who says she looks good is either a fat, ugly girl who is just trying to pretend like they “aren’t that fat” or overweight basement dweller who would take anything moist between the legs. that’s a chunky monkey.

  22. Randy Landers

    She’s in GREAT form, and has to have a great sense of humor to be willing to make fun of herself and the idiots who think she’s fat this way.

  23. stoplookingatme

    She’s still a gorgeous little midget. She’s gained a little bit of weight, so what? She’s been out of the public eye for awhile now, she’s 37 years old, and she has at least two kids (I saw her at Old Navy with them a few years ago). I went to school with her, and she was one of the few people (other than my friends) who were genuinely *nice* to me in junior high, so I gotta give her props!

  24. 14yroldCOOCHIE

    I’d rather die. NOT FUNNY. LAME. Not hot, smart, or funny.

  25. friendlyfires

    That was ….OK …. she’s just a little sloppy … she just needs a tune-up

  26. Chubby Chicken

    She’s got a great sense of humor. She doesn’t look bad- like the earlier post said, the bathing suit was probably two sizes too small for effect. She’d still turn heads walking down the street.

  27. that’s awesome… that made me laugh… and i’m glad she doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks

  28. Lloyd Johnson

    I’d hit it.

    So I thought I’d be the only one to say it. I guess I’m not the only one drinking tonight.

  29. Mole

    She’s not even that big. She’s just a little curvier. I’d definitely pick her over most of the starving models that are what we’re supposed to find attractive. She’s a proper woman!

  30. Captain Fartybuns

    I’d hit it as well. She’s still attractive. And she has a sense of humor.

  31. Danklin24

    Fuck Nicole Eggert for making this video. If thats what she and the guys are calling fat then that must make women bigger than her feel great about themselves. I can tell a lot of thought didnt go into this video. Shame on you Nicole, you used to be one of my faves.

  32. jaymac

    @thetruth – seriously? She’s normal. Yeap. Pretty much a normal body, and to your comment, I’m 39 years old (about like her, but male) 5’11″, 160ish and ran a marathon last year.

    The overreactions in the video are humorous, but she’s still attractive (at least to me) as she is today.

    I think lots of other commenters here feel the same way.

  33. Pretty sporty of Nicole to do this.

    Looks like her glamorous Baywatch years took a toll on her skin:
    http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/nicole-eggert/pictures/nicole-eggert-picture-2.jpg

  34. Nameless

    She’s probably doing this because she knows she can lose a lot of weight on Celebrity Fit Club and make money while losing weight.

    How the heck did she gain all that weight and still be an A cup? Damn….

  35. Here’s more. Maybe her and Screech will bring some romance to celebrity fit club:

    http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/nicole-eggert-does-not-have-a-baywatch-body-anymore/

  36. marumellow

    @ #8 she’s most definitely not a six. I’m around a nine and don’t have a gut like that. So I’m guessing she’s at least a 12.

    That being said, shes a bit chubby but definitely not fat enough to make the joke work. I’m sure most men would still find her attractive if they saw her in real life.

  37. Walter

    Now we know who will replace Valarie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.

  38. Walter

    Now we know who will replace Valarie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.

  39. SARS

    she did have a PERFECT body, especially her ass. but she’s not PERFECT anymore, and therefore is disgusting and totally undesirable, even to guys who are ACTUALLY overweight.

    if they wanted to joke about her gaining weight, they should have poked fun at the notion that there is anything wrong with the way she looks.

  40. ppl

    Whoa, I didn’t know who that was…I had to google her and bam, that’s who she was…I used to fantasize about her…I didn’t know she was 5yrs younger than Pamela Anderson

  41. Yes!! she’s 5 years younger

  42. Yo

    She looks GREAT! She has perfect proportions and a little padding that looks fine.

  43. Any many that says “nah, too fat for me” I GUARANTEE you is overweight himself and has no room to talk. She has a beautiful face, and an otherwise great figure regardless. If she weren’t wearing a bikini that was 2 sizes too small, she wouldn’t look that bad. And I’d rather have a woman with a big of a belly and “extra meat” on her thighs like that, than a borderline anorexic chick who may break in half if the wind blows too hard.

    And let’s not forget: she used to be thinner, so she can always get BACK to being that thin if she wants to (if that’s your thing). I think she’s beautiful either way.

  44. Cornelius

    She just looks out of shape, that’s all. Has a lil bit of a gut and love handles. Still has a beautiful face.

    And besides, I love meaty.

    But the whole point of this video, to make her “fat” and repulsive because of that, is super lame. I’m a guy, by the way.

  45. Cafnivore

    I’m gonna tell it like it is— ANY male who calls himself a MAN and won’t hit that is GAY.

  46. Carnivore

    I’m gonna tell it like it is— ANY male who calls himself a MAN and won’t hit that is GAY.

  47. Bosco

    Baby got Back…..lots and lots and lots of back…………………………..

  48. I would love to give her a tune-up, don’t you?

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