All I’m going to say is, it took a lot of confidence to make this video, or somebody spent their last residual check on Michelob Ultra which apparently doesn’t shed the weight if you drink 100 of them. Either one.
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UPinYA | October 7, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Nooooooooo!! She was sooo hot.Too bad,so sad.
Umma mao mao | October 8, 2009 at 12:01 am
I have no idea who that woman is, but I would definately hit that!
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 8, 2009 at 12:02 am
This should have been put up on ‘Funny or Diet’ instead.
Az | October 8, 2009 at 12:03 am
Lame.
Renren | October 8, 2009 at 12:04 am
BWAHAHAHAAHHAA! That was classic.
Beastman AIDS | October 8, 2009 at 12:04 am
It’s funny because the website is called “Funny or Die” and she needs to go on a DIET!
ohthehugemanatee | October 8, 2009 at 12:06 am
and one of the guys who doesn’t want her is way fatter. fucking stupid
? | October 8, 2009 at 12:09 am
Yup, an out-of-control size 6.
You serious? Really? HONESTLY?
denne | October 8, 2009 at 12:20 am
she’s not even fat they just put her in a bikini bottom that was probably two sizes too small… i wouldn’t call her skinny either but she definitely wasn’t fat. maybe a lil thick… definitely bigger than before
Beastman AIDS | October 8, 2009 at 12:25 am
I forgot to type “@3″
I killed it.
NobodySpecial | October 8, 2009 at 12:34 am
I’d hit it. It wouldnt be pretty, but I would definitly hit it.
Matt Newark | October 8, 2009 at 12:44 am
I know that guy: he’s Josh Simpson.
The CreaseMaster | October 8, 2009 at 12:44 am
Jesus, this is why women are starving themselves to death. In this lame video, Nicole is presented as both fat and repulsive. Sure she’s a little plump, but they make it seem like she’s busted the fat parabola. She is presented as an EXTREME! How fucking ridiculous and sad.
The CreaseMaster | October 8, 2009 at 12:45 am
Jesus, this is why women are starving themselves to death. In this lame video, Nicole is presented as both fat and repulsive. Sure she’s a little plump, but they make it seem like she’s busted the fat parabola. She is presented as an EXTREME! How fucking ridiculous and sad.
augustbefort@mac.com | October 8, 2009 at 12:47 am
yep. i’d hit it. i wouldn’t have to think twice about it either.
Matt Beezy | October 8, 2009 at 12:54 am
I’d hit it… she’s still a 10 in the face but has an average body. I don’t get why some of you dumbfucks worship dog-looking women just because they have decent figures.
mfbinc | October 8, 2009 at 12:55 am
YIKES!!!!
fortean chicken | October 8, 2009 at 12:58 am
Oh yeah, she’s soooo horrible looking. I would hit that so hard, the man who pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England.
whatever | October 8, 2009 at 1:04 am
really? this is what we are considering ‘fat’ now? i mean, she’s no bikini model, but honestly, she still looks decent. sure, she has a gut, but the rest of it i think was enhanced w/bad swimsuit, posture, and intentional giggle. her weight is certainly in no way a health issue and she looks better than 70-80% of women i see just walking around, body wise. her face is gorgeous, top percentile. and the guy who goes in the water first is super fat. way fatter than her. why do fat dudes think they can have hot chicks? let me tell you, a guy like that would fantasize about her…he couldn’t get a woman 1/3 as hot as her in real life.
ardgelina | October 8, 2009 at 1:07 am
I think she looks good and the video was funny.
megs | October 8, 2009 at 1:13 am
She looks like she had a baby…I didn’t see what the big deal was. She still looks better than 95% of American women.
the truth | October 8, 2009 at 1:15 am
everyone who says she looks good is either a fat, ugly girl who is just trying to pretend like they “aren’t that fat” or overweight basement dweller who would take anything moist between the legs. that’s a chunky monkey.
Randy Landers | October 8, 2009 at 1:16 am
She’s in GREAT form, and has to have a great sense of humor to be willing to make fun of herself and the idiots who think she’s fat this way.
stoplookingatme | October 8, 2009 at 1:28 am
She’s still a gorgeous little midget. She’s gained a little bit of weight, so what? She’s been out of the public eye for awhile now, she’s 37 years old, and she has at least two kids (I saw her at Old Navy with them a few years ago). I went to school with her, and she was one of the few people (other than my friends) who were genuinely *nice* to me in junior high, so I gotta give her props!
14yroldCOOCHIE | October 8, 2009 at 1:30 am
I’d rather die. NOT FUNNY. LAME. Not hot, smart, or funny.
friendlyfires | October 8, 2009 at 1:30 am
That was ….OK …. she’s just a little sloppy … she just needs a tune-up
Chubby Chicken | October 8, 2009 at 1:38 am
She’s got a great sense of humor. She doesn’t look bad- like the earlier post said, the bathing suit was probably two sizes too small for effect. She’d still turn heads walking down the street.
alisa | October 8, 2009 at 1:41 am
that’s awesome… that made me laugh… and i’m glad she doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks
Lloyd Johnson | October 8, 2009 at 1:48 am
I’d hit it.
So I thought I’d be the only one to say it. I guess I’m not the only one drinking tonight.
Mole | October 8, 2009 at 2:07 am
She’s not even that big. She’s just a little curvier. I’d definitely pick her over most of the starving models that are what we’re supposed to find attractive. She’s a proper woman!
Captain Fartybuns | October 8, 2009 at 2:08 am
I’d hit it as well. She’s still attractive. And she has a sense of humor.
Danklin24 | October 8, 2009 at 2:13 am
Fuck Nicole Eggert for making this video. If thats what she and the guys are calling fat then that must make women bigger than her feel great about themselves. I can tell a lot of thought didnt go into this video. Shame on you Nicole, you used to be one of my faves.
jaymac | October 8, 2009 at 2:16 am
@thetruth – seriously? She’s normal. Yeap. Pretty much a normal body, and to your comment, I’m 39 years old (about like her, but male) 5’11″, 160ish and ran a marathon last year.
The overreactions in the video are humorous, but she’s still attractive (at least to me) as she is today.
I think lots of other commenters here feel the same way.
Narcissist | October 8, 2009 at 2:21 am
Pretty sporty of Nicole to do this.
Looks like her glamorous Baywatch years took a toll on her skin:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/nicole-eggert/pictures/nicole-eggert-picture-2.jpg
Nameless | October 8, 2009 at 2:31 am
She’s probably doing this because she knows she can lose a lot of weight on Celebrity Fit Club and make money while losing weight.
How the heck did she gain all that weight and still be an A cup? Damn….
Narcissist | October 8, 2009 at 2:32 am
Here’s more. Maybe her and Screech will bring some romance to celebrity fit club:
http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/nicole-eggert-does-not-have-a-baywatch-body-anymore/
marumellow | October 8, 2009 at 2:32 am
@ #8 she’s most definitely not a six. I’m around a nine and don’t have a gut like that. So I’m guessing she’s at least a 12.
That being said, shes a bit chubby but definitely not fat enough to make the joke work. I’m sure most men would still find her attractive if they saw her in real life.
Walter | October 8, 2009 at 2:38 am
Now we know who will replace Valarie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.
Walter | October 8, 2009 at 2:38 am
Now we know who will replace Valarie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.
SARS | October 8, 2009 at 2:45 am
she did have a PERFECT body, especially her ass. but she’s not PERFECT anymore, and therefore is disgusting and totally undesirable, even to guys who are ACTUALLY overweight.
if they wanted to joke about her gaining weight, they should have poked fun at the notion that there is anything wrong with the way she looks.
ppl | October 8, 2009 at 3:07 am
Whoa, I didn’t know who that was…I had to google her and bam, that’s who she was…I used to fantasize about her…I didn’t know she was 5yrs younger than Pamela Anderson
Rene | October 8, 2009 at 3:39 am
Yes!! she’s 5 years younger
Yo | October 8, 2009 at 3:40 am
She looks GREAT! She has perfect proportions and a little padding that looks fine.
Yooarel.com | October 8, 2009 at 3:56 am
Any many that says “nah, too fat for me” I GUARANTEE you is overweight himself and has no room to talk. She has a beautiful face, and an otherwise great figure regardless. If she weren’t wearing a bikini that was 2 sizes too small, she wouldn’t look that bad. And I’d rather have a woman with a big of a belly and “extra meat” on her thighs like that, than a borderline anorexic chick who may break in half if the wind blows too hard.
And let’s not forget: she used to be thinner, so she can always get BACK to being that thin if she wants to (if that’s your thing). I think she’s beautiful either way.
Cornelius | October 8, 2009 at 4:20 am
She just looks out of shape, that’s all. Has a lil bit of a gut and love handles. Still has a beautiful face.
And besides, I love meaty.
But the whole point of this video, to make her “fat” and repulsive because of that, is super lame. I’m a guy, by the way.
Narcissist | October 8, 2009 at 4:28 am
Sun took a toll on her FACE, I’m saying:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/nicole-eggert/pictures/nicole-eggert-picture-2.jpg
Cafnivore | October 8, 2009 at 4:39 am
I’m gonna tell it like it is— ANY male who calls himself a MAN and won’t hit that is GAY.
Carnivore | October 8, 2009 at 4:39 am
I’m gonna tell it like it is— ANY male who calls himself a MAN and won’t hit that is GAY.
Bosco | October 8, 2009 at 4:55 am
Baby got Back…..lots and lots and lots of back…………………………..
hostels barcelona | October 8, 2009 at 5:14 am
I would love to give her a tune-up, don’t you?