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UGLY BUTTA FACE!
nice ass tho. GF material if she showed you her ass and never turned around
Nice ass!
I have no idea who this set of tits is.
Wow! nice butt, yummy i think..hehehe
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Eh, ass ain’t as nice as you desperate losers are cryin over.
I’d still hit it, even with the sunburn over the recently peeling burn.
She’s a brazilian model who currently works on a TV show called Panico na TV.
this chick is hotter than megan fox
“55. Donkeh – January 12, 2010 6:10 AM
Eh, ass ain’t as nice as you desperate losers are cryin over.
I’d still hit it, even with the sunburn over the recently peeling burn.
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Pot…kettle…moron..
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She’s so hot and really sexy..
gosh! where’s my comment goes??
YIKES!! She looks Fng awesome in Pic 1, great tits, tight stomach, but coming and going MY EYES…………………..I’ll bet she could squat about 750, hideous.
“63. Jester – January 12, 2010 9:32 AM
YIKES!! She looks Fng awesome in Pic 1, great tits, tight stomach, but coming and going MY EYES…………………..I’ll bet she could squat about 750, hideous.
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Uh, right, because shes a real fucking woman, with hips and an ass, and not some fucking toothpick? You assholes act like shes got fat hanging off and your idea of hot is a cracked out Jenna Jameson.. seriously, just stfu already. i agree w the above poster, incidentally.. bashing some hot chick who if you got within a half mile of her, you’d blow your load without even touching your junk.
Grow up.
At this point Superficial may as well go ballistic and post Nikola Jirásková rocking out in a bikini.
Nikola may have implants, but what a pair of implants!
PIC 8 She need to work on her ass / inner thigh but still looks good. One of the better looking broads in a bikini.
#66
She doesn’t need to work on her ass. A woman’s ass should not be very firm. It should be rather soft and pliant. A woman with buns of steel is gross. Gently slapping you hips againts soft, pliant (and, yes, jiggly) butt cheeks makes for an explosive orgasm.
That’s a fact.
31… she doesn’t even have a big waist to hip ratio…… she doesn’t have hips…. her fat is just in her thighs and ass. her body is actually pretty straight up and down if you look at her from the front…… minus the fake tits
@ 34 and 43
34 – Nope, butt implants are not huge in Brazil. We just eat well, exercise…oh, sorry, do you even know what that is?
43- Vulgar…hummm, nothing is more vulgar then being ignorant. Oh! And don’t kid yourself, the whole world knows what Americans do on Springbreak and while on vacation in foreign countries… Am I generalizing? Yep, but I thought that’s what you were doing…
@42 Thanks for the link! She is hairy like an animal!!
……thus, it’s only fitting that I would hit it doggie style!! WOOF WOOF, girlie!! ;)
@66! I totally agree with you. Good call.
#68
Look at pic 3. I would say her WHR is probably 7, akin to Marlyn Monroe or Sophia Loren. MAYBE she is a 8. But I would say no higher than 8. Bahls is certainly in the range of optimum female beauty as defined on an average across cultures.
Certainly she is nowhere near someone like Angelina Jolie, who is probably a very masculine high 8 or 9. Angelina’s hips are narrower than mine. Not attractive.
There is a lot of…wiggle room shall we say. High 6′s to mid 8′s can be very attractive in my book, but once we approach an extreme on either end of the spectrum there is problems.
Megan Fox has a great WHR but lately here overall bodyfat percentage has just ruined my perception of her fertility, and thus my perceived attraction to her.
#71
I’m not sure why Angelina Jolie seems to rate so highly. My first thought is that white males are attracted to women with large breasts and small or flat asses. She also has a rather masculine face (strong jaw like her dad). A woman should not have shoulders wider than her hips. And to be sexy, she must more butt than Jolie. You can tell if a woman is pretty even if she is sitting down. Pretty, for me, is mostly about her face. Is she sexy? She must stand up and turn around. If she’s doesn’t have much butt, she isn’t sexy.
I agree. Pretty is face, sexy is body. Though a pretty face can add to sexiness.
She is brasillian, God damn thats hot pussy… This is her site…
.modelonicolebahls.com.br/
she is a pretty . hot …
She has a big ripe sexy ass! Unlike Kim Kardasshian fat saggy ass that requires airbrushing and girdles. Kim got lipo on her thighs so now she really looks weird with lipo legs and a big fat saggy ass.
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Nicole Bahls nude on the beach in Rio
http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Nicole_Bahls_nude_in_Rio
She is perfect!
UUUUH has anyone seen her website? http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/ Why does she have the legs and ass of a wooly mammoth?! Who thought that was a good look?!
Fuzzy legs!!!!