Nicole Bahls in a bikini and other news

January 11th, 2010 // 80 Comments

- Jerry Seinfeld thinks Conan O’Brien has nothing to complain about. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson brings motorboating to Twitter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus’ Muffin Top. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sharon Stone continues to insist she’s not a walking skeleton with implants. [Celebslam]

- John Mayer might have broken up Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner except no one’s sure which one he slept with. [PopSugar]

- Sarah Palin is ready to prove FOX News actually can hire someone crazier than Glenn Beck. [Just Jared]

- Alicia Keys is all out of “fizzucks.” [Bossip]

- Josh Duhamel renews his vows to Fergie out of fear of getting shanked by her penis in the shower again. [The Blemish]

- Jennifer Lopez says God doesn’t like in vitro fertilization and expected that to go over well. [ICYDK]

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  1. Rod

    First and fuck the shit outta that tan cornhole

  2. Codiac Bear

    Who is this person?

  3. mrs.t

    Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!

    (stinky, stinky, stinky)

  4. josh

    I’m sorry but who is she ?

  5. krazykat314

    No homo,but that is a hot body. Don’t know who she is but I would jump her in a second. Nice to see a real woman.

  6. Captain_Insano

    #5: Real woman with fake tits. Spectacular ass though. Wow.

  7. twadski

    I’d go “Bahls” deep in that. Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week…

  8. gotmilk?

    holy shit, that bottom is tied so tight is about to cut off circulation to her legs.

    J-Lo no one believes that you had those twins naturally. that would require Skelator to a) get an erection b) stick his cold dead penis into you and inseminate. not happening, ever.

  9. Heezie

    now THAT IS WHAT I’M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT. BOUT TIME YOU HAD A REAL WOMAN ON THIS SITE.

  10. gfg

    What a booty.. I’d hit that shit all night.

  11. pimp

    i love this woman…*busts nut*

  12. sam

    her face is not what i’d call attractive. but let’s be honest, no one’s looking at that.

  13. Matt

    I think she’s a linebacker for the Colts

  14. Seriously Guys? You impress me. I’d have thought you call her fat on he spot..
    But I agree, she is hot!

  15. Sport

    Whoa. No idea who the fuck it is but ME LIKEY. Me Likey.

  16. Kevin Baconator

    Approximately a week ago, a set of hams went missing from my kitchen. Now, I know where they are…

  17. DKNY

    I have no idea who she is, but a quick Google shows her half naked all over the Intertubes.

  18. krazykat314

    @ 6.

    fake tits are ok with me as long as they are not like Mariah Carey’s. I like big butts……..

  19. that ass is amazing!

  20. The Answer

    Why are people obsessed with Kim Kardashian? This woman blows her away. Gorgeous!

  21. braz

    she is a brazilian model, former wife of a brazilian’s soccer player

    lucky guy…

  22. Kevin Baconator

    20 – She blows Kim Kardashian away from the neck down ONLY. Put a paper bag over her face..then lets talk.

  23. I would gladly dig the but floss out of her crack with my teeth.

  24. she always look great.

  25. whatever

    fabulous ass. chunky thighs. horrible implants – google her nudes. average face. this chick is the definition of doggystyle.

  26. JPRichardson

    totally hot. Perfect curvy body.

  27. Observant

    little like Megan Fox face in pic 1, no?

  28. Rough: please pardon my negro dialect

    WOW! if I ever decide to wank to a pic on the Superfish, pic # 8 would be it…

  29. alisa

    her legs are huge… BUUUUT, for some reason it works… she’s hot

  30. Smarm

    25. whatever – January 11, 2010 6:20 PM

    fabulous ass. chunky thighs. horrible implants – google her nudes. average face. this chick is the definition of doggystyle.

    And you’re the definition of afterbirth from a Bohemian buttfuck.

    Yet another fat tard living in moms basement whose got nothing better to do than try to sound hard by going against the popular opinion, knowing full well if she got within a half mile of your sorry ass, you’d nut instantaneously. I love assholes like you who just post to try and sound cool, but fail miserably pretty much every time. Keep up the good work there, Simon Cowell. Chunky…. average face… riiiiight. I’m sure your ol’ lady is the epitomy of beauty…. in your local zoo’s bestiary.

  31. soahc

    welcome to the world of real, healthy women. Anyone that does not like proper hip to waist ratio is a fag.

  32. Next!

    Fat.

  33. Lou

    Holy fuck!!! I don’t know who she is, but I’d fuck the hell out of her!!1!!!!!11

  34. jojo

    fake tits and fake ass! If she is Brazilian it is very likely that she had butt implants – they’re huge on butt implants over there!

  35. who is she???? the bikini is special…but the woman…

  36. Yet another nobody.

    *golf clap*

  37. cc

    This is a definite ‘who?’ I will take Ashley Greene

  38. sdfsdfsd

    ummmmm, wtf?
    last time you posted photos of this chick almost everyone called her fat. Funny how fast people change their minds depending on the photo set.

  39. Mama Pinkus

    silicone tits, square ass

  40. alinka

    Vulgar. Typically like all the Brazilian girls down there. Same tan, same hair, showing ass all the time, bleached body hair…

  41. Steve O

    “32. Next! – January 11, 2010 7:32 PM

    ^Fag.

    Fixed.

  42. a chick

    Hot with a hairy ass..go see her site

    http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/

  43. Stfu

    40. alinka – January 11, 2010 8:54 PM

    Vulgar. Typically like all the Brazilian girls down there. Same tan, same hair, showing ass all the time, bleached body hair…

    Whatever fatty….go back to trimming the hair on your cankles…jealous pig

  44. dontlooknow

    Is she a Kardashian???

  45. dontneedone

    superficial is trying to turn me into a lesbian. i come here for gossip and funny comments and i end up looking at a girl in a bikini. she has a nice body but face, not so much.

  46. whatever

    I’d lose my nose up her cornhole anyday!

  47. Long Duck Dong

    ha ha. . . you said balls

  48. Nicole Bahls has an undoubtedly awesome body, she looks superb, thanks for sharing these photos which I would be treasuring.

  49. Nicole Bahls has an undoubtedly awesome body, she looks superb, thanks for sharing these photos which I would be treasuring.

  50. dun dun DUN!

    Did anyone else notice her legs are covered in hair in picture 8??

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