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Rod | January 11, 2010 at 4:28 pm
First and fuck the shit outta that tan cornhole
Codiac Bear | January 11, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Who is this person?
mrs.t | January 11, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Hefty, Hefty, Hefty!
(stinky, stinky, stinky)
josh | January 11, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I’m sorry but who is she ?
krazykat314 | January 11, 2010 at 4:36 pm
No homo,but that is a hot body. Don’t know who she is but I would jump her in a second. Nice to see a real woman.
Captain_Insano | January 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm
#5: Real woman with fake tits. Spectacular ass though. Wow.
twadski | January 11, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I’d go “Bahls” deep in that. Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week…
gotmilk? | January 11, 2010 at 4:49 pm
holy shit, that bottom is tied so tight is about to cut off circulation to her legs.
J-Lo no one believes that you had those twins naturally. that would require Skelator to a) get an erection b) stick his cold dead penis into you and inseminate. not happening, ever.
Heezie | January 11, 2010 at 4:50 pm
now THAT IS WHAT I’M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT. BOUT TIME YOU HAD A REAL WOMAN ON THIS SITE.
gfg | January 11, 2010 at 4:50 pm
What a booty.. I’d hit that shit all night.
pimp | January 11, 2010 at 4:56 pm
i love this woman…*busts nut*
sam | January 11, 2010 at 4:57 pm
her face is not what i’d call attractive. but let’s be honest, no one’s looking at that.
Matt | January 11, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I think she’s a linebacker for the Colts
Nique | January 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Seriously Guys? You impress me. I’d have thought you call her fat on he spot..
But I agree, she is hot!
Sport | January 11, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Whoa. No idea who the fuck it is but ME LIKEY. Me Likey.
Kevin Baconator | January 11, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Approximately a week ago, a set of hams went missing from my kitchen. Now, I know where they are…
DKNY | January 11, 2010 at 5:36 pm
I have no idea who she is, but a quick Google shows her half naked all over the Intertubes.
krazykat314 | January 11, 2010 at 5:43 pm
@ 6.
fake tits are ok with me as long as they are not like Mariah Carey’s. I like big butts……..
Porn Tubes | January 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm
that ass is amazing!
The Answer | January 11, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Why are people obsessed with Kim Kardashian? This woman blows her away. Gorgeous!
braz | January 11, 2010 at 5:56 pm
she is a brazilian model, former wife of a brazilian’s soccer player
lucky guy…
Kevin Baconator | January 11, 2010 at 6:02 pm
20 – She blows Kim Kardashian away from the neck down ONLY. Put a paper bag over her face..then lets talk.
Philip | January 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm
I would gladly dig the but floss out of her crack with my teeth.
hollywood gossip | January 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm
she always look great.
whatever | January 11, 2010 at 6:20 pm
fabulous ass. chunky thighs. horrible implants – google her nudes. average face. this chick is the definition of doggystyle.
JPRichardson | January 11, 2010 at 6:25 pm
totally hot. Perfect curvy body.
Observant | January 11, 2010 at 7:00 pm
little like Megan Fox face in pic 1, no?
Rough: please pardon my negro dialect | January 11, 2010 at 7:02 pm
WOW! if I ever decide to wank to a pic on the Superfish, pic # 8 would be it…
alisa | January 11, 2010 at 7:15 pm
her legs are huge… BUUUUT, for some reason it works… she’s hot
Smarm | January 11, 2010 at 7:18 pm
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25. whatever – January 11, 2010 6:20 PM
fabulous ass. chunky thighs. horrible implants – google her nudes. average face. this chick is the definition of doggystyle.
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And you’re the definition of afterbirth from a Bohemian buttfuck.
Yet another fat tard living in moms basement whose got nothing better to do than try to sound hard by going against the popular opinion, knowing full well if she got within a half mile of your sorry ass, you’d nut instantaneously. I love assholes like you who just post to try and sound cool, but fail miserably pretty much every time. Keep up the good work there, Simon Cowell. Chunky…. average face… riiiiight. I’m sure your ol’ lady is the epitomy of beauty…. in your local zoo’s bestiary.
soahc | January 11, 2010 at 7:25 pm
welcome to the world of real, healthy women. Anyone that does not like proper hip to waist ratio is a fag.
Next! | January 11, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Fat.
Lou | January 11, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Holy fuck!!! I don’t know who she is, but I’d fuck the hell out of her!!1!!!!!11
jojo | January 11, 2010 at 7:41 pm
fake tits and fake ass! If she is Brazilian it is very likely that she had butt implants – they’re huge on butt implants over there!
NFL Draft | January 11, 2010 at 7:43 pm
who is she???? the bikini is special…but the woman…
casualencounters.com/blog/ | January 11, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Yet another nobody.
*golf clap*
cc | January 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm
This is a definite ‘who?’ I will take Ashley Greene
sdfsdfsd | January 11, 2010 at 8:24 pm
ummmmm, wtf?
last time you posted photos of this chick almost everyone called her fat. Funny how fast people change their minds depending on the photo set.
Mama Pinkus | January 11, 2010 at 8:51 pm
silicone tits, square ass
alinka | January 11, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Vulgar. Typically like all the Brazilian girls down there. Same tan, same hair, showing ass all the time, bleached body hair…
Steve O | January 11, 2010 at 9:00 pm
“32. Next! – January 11, 2010 7:32 PM
^Fag.
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Fixed.
a chick | January 11, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Hot with a hairy ass..go see her site
http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/
Stfu | January 11, 2010 at 9:14 pm
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40. alinka – January 11, 2010 8:54 PM
Vulgar. Typically like all the Brazilian girls down there. Same tan, same hair, showing ass all the time, bleached body hair…
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Whatever fatty….go back to trimming the hair on your cankles…jealous pig
dontlooknow | January 11, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Is she a Kardashian???
dontneedone | January 11, 2010 at 9:27 pm
superficial is trying to turn me into a lesbian. i come here for gossip and funny comments and i end up looking at a girl in a bikini. she has a nice body but face, not so much.
whatever | January 11, 2010 at 9:42 pm
I’d lose my nose up her cornhole anyday!
Long Duck Dong | January 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
ha ha. . . you said balls
winter olympics | January 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Nicole Bahls has an undoubtedly awesome body, she looks superb, thanks for sharing these photos which I would be treasuring.
winter olympics | January 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Nicole Bahls has an undoubtedly awesome body, she looks superb, thanks for sharing these photos which I would be treasuring.
dun dun DUN! | January 11, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Did anyone else notice her legs are covered in hair in picture 8??