Nicole Bahls in a bikini and other news

- Jerry Seinfeld thinks Conan O’Brien has nothing to complain about. [PopEater]

- Jessica Simpson brings motorboating to Twitter. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus’ Muffin Top. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sharon Stone continues to insist she’s not a walking skeleton with implants. [Celebslam]

- John Mayer might have broken up Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner except no one’s sure which one he slept with. [PopSugar]

- Sarah Palin is ready to prove FOX News actually can hire someone crazier than Glenn Beck. [Just Jared]

- Alicia Keys is all out of “fizzucks.” [Bossip]

- Josh Duhamel renews his vows to Fergie out of fear of getting shanked by her penis in the shower again. [The Blemish]

- Jennifer Lopez says God doesn’t like in vitro fertilization and expected that to go over well. [ICYDK]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter

Photos: Flynet