Nicole Bahls in a bikini and other news

November 25th, 2009 // 150 Comments

Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I’m taking off until Monday, I figured I’d just point you in the direction of the link partners I’m extremely thankful for. So feel free to scope out their sites while I’m gone, or just stare into Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass for the entire weekend. This isn’t a dictatorship.

Also, “Bahls.” HA!

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Johnny

    she isn’t working for me

  2. Joel

    Good thing, be a waste of her talent anyways.

  3. Suzie

    oh so this is what a majority of men like? This makes me thankful that I am not a whore.

  4. confused

    her face isn’t beautiful :-/

  5. confused

    What talent does she have?

  6. Rio is looking right nice about now

  7. COCK LOVER

    no cock post for today?

  8. Del

    Who exactly is she?

  9. Ah, yes…I’ve never heard of this Nicole Bahl but I’ll be keeping an open eye out for her from now on.

  10. who dis?

    dumpy…looks like she can’t stay up straight, maybe it is from all of the cocks that have been in her? and the out of proportion body parts of course.

  11. D dog

    Make a REAL wish!

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    8,888 wishes granted. After that, no more wishes will be granted..

    ~*Believe*~

  12. no one knows who this is

    gossip is better when we actually know the person fish, just letting you know. Oh yes and how could I forget, she isn’t even attractive!

    love always,
    The Token Hetero Female Hater

    Your welcome everyone!!! Happy Thanksgiving!!

  13. Ginger

    @ #22 – you fucking rock! awesome.

    she is a sweet ass brick house… I am a straight woman and I would fuck the shit out of her.

  14. Ks

    You want to see her and her friends in action?

    http://guilherme1972.blogspot.com/search/label/Panicats

  15. Pic 10 and 11 (9, 10): Sumo Lotion.

  16. jane

    Recently, I discovered a hot place — S e e k T a l l .c o m — where many sexy tall singles who like fashion and chatting there. I’m an open minded girl from US, I also like discuss fashion and love with tall guys on it!

  17. Pico Mornay

    #55 She have a fat juicy ass and great tits…you need more???

  18. hmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmy she is looking hot but why she is alone
    check out
    http://www.denimsquare.com
    http://www.realwomanjeans.com

    she has got nice buttts and the figure is good tooo in short she should be raggggged hardly to enjoy

  19. Smarm

    53. Suzie – November 25, 2009 11:03 PM

    oh so this is what a majority of men like? This makes me thankful that I am not a whore.

    Yea, how dare she wear a bikini at the beach….and show a nipple!! Oh the humanity!

    Oh, and dont sell yourself short- you are a fucking whore.

  20. PostmortemG

    I live in South America folks, and i can vouch for the women here (Especially the women from Paraguay). =D Happy Thanks-Giving to my fellow gringos up north…

  21. Angie

    is that an aureola, I see?

  22. Superbiggerevil

    Beautiful!

    Me gusta.

  23. Boogeyman King Dong

    That’s quite some heavy equipment what i’d see there.

  24. Nero

    I’m missing the mustache.

  25. Darth

    Is this Beyonce’s new look?!

  26. farty mcshitface

    wow. this is very unusual. 99% of the time this site has women with crappy, bony-assed legs and pancake butts with fake tits. this woman has nice, shapely legs. a nice break for sure.

  27. Raoul Duke

    OMG Look at her hairy shit slit. She needs to wax that crack. Thick black ass hair.

  28. @ 63

    That comment is so lame. Straight people don’t fuck the same sex. You think it makes you edgy or something to say that ? Poor you, don’t want to label yourself bisexual. Just making yourself look stupid then.

    I am female and for the record yes she looks hot. However I think they look better skinnier but whatever. She is someone who can pull off being bigger.

  29. J-Lo

    ” 79. Raoul Duke – November 26, 2009 8:14 PM

    OMG Look at her hairy shit slit. She needs to wax that crack. Thick black ass hair.

    OMG you’re a fucking invalid. Only an assclown would make such a stupid statement. Die, thanks.

    Oh and happy thanksgiving everyone.

    Except this idiot.

  30. HCQ

    Okay I’m a female and cannot believe some of the reactions to this woman by women on here. I expect the nasty queers to think she’s gross. This woman is built like a real woman. She makes me feel soo much better about myself because I’m built like her, curvy, big ass and full thighs. This girl is thick.

  31. Rex

    I would love to get my hands on a woman like her.

    @ 82 HCQ we should talk

  32. superb shoots of nicole.she is very hot looking.

  33. HCQ

    @ 83:
    Yeah, I’m sure you just want to “talk”. ;)

  34. SouthsideBirdy

    “Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass”…? Huh? Really? Come on. There’s no comparison between this chick’s lovely caramel brown ass and Kim’s Godzilla-esque blob-of-a-rump. This Nicole Bahls has the ass the Kim Kardashian WISHES she had. Let’s face it, if Kim “Camera Whore” Kardashian had this girl’s ass, she’d be pretty damn near perfect, physically at least. As a human being, she’d still be a vapid, shallow, narcissistic waist of meat; but physically, as a daily donation to the international spank bank, she’d be unstoppable.

  35. DKK

    Beautiful!

  36. um

    Insulting a woman’s face when she’s on the beach, squinting, and wearing no makeup is just low. She looks good with all of these disadvantages, so I imagine she’s stunning when she polishes herself for the camera.

  37. Richard Fusilier de la Claire

    Bahis is a real beautiful woman!

  38. Richard Fusilier de la Claire

    Bahis is a real beautiful woman!

  39. @ HCQ

    and you are built like a real retard.

    If you had any understanding of the human body you’d know there’s no such thing as a real woman. They are all built differently. Tiny little boobless creatures like kate moss are still women. It is not lack of weight that causes lack of boobs. If you want to see what most women would look like UNSKINNY then go look at KELLY CLARKSON. VERY FAT WITH TINY BOOBS.

    The fact that you are also calling ‘queers’ nasty, also speaks volumes. So in other words you are fat (curvy and insecure but pretending to be proud of it actually equals fat.. LOL! we can see right through you) and feel better looking at fat women? Okay great but that doesn’t make you more of a woman. Take a run and jump

    @89 That’s what happens when you’re famous. Don’t like it? Too bad. Comes with the territory. Maybe counting all their cash by the thousands will console them when they feel down about ‘mean’ comments

  40. hard boiled pegg

    True.. true. This whole ‘real women’ tag is purely a way of fat women suppressing their guilt for being fat. Fat is never going to be socially appreciated because it portrays laziness. My girl friend has small titties/figure but his healthy. Last time I checked she had a vagina too, is she not a real women?

    This bitch is probably close to being clinically classed as overweight, if not already. Accept it you fat slobs, sitting in front of your screens in your pathetic depressed state. Wash that cookie dough off your sausage fingers and do some god dam exercise!

  41. Alinka

    Great bod, vulgar look. Common in Brazil.

  42. Yeah

    Absolutely sexy. More of those unnaturally skinny celebrities should eat more and look like this, healthy and beautiful. She is not overweight, #93, get your vision checked.

  43. Smarm

    Bahis is a real beautiful woman!

    92. @ HCQ – November 27, 2009 3:58 PM

    and you are built like a real retard.

    If you had any understanding of the human body you’d know there’s no such thing as a real woman. They are all built differently. Tiny little boobless creatures like kate moss are still women. It is not lack of weight that causes lack of boobs. If you want to see what most women would look like UNSKINNY then go look at KELLY CLARKSON. VERY FAT WITH TINY BOOBS.

    The fact that you are also calling ‘queers’ nasty, also speaks volumes. So in other words you are fat (curvy and insecure but pretending to be proud of it actually equals fat.. LOL! we can see right through you) and feel better looking at fat women? Okay great but that doesn’t make you more of a woman. Take a run and jump

    @89 That’s what happens when you’re famous. Don’t like it? Too bad. Comes with the territory. Maybe counting all their cash by the thousands will console them when they feel down about ‘mean’ comments

    Seriously, shut the fuck up. This has nothing to do w anyones insecurities you stupid ass, except maybe yours, being that youre the one whose on here talking shit and calling someone fat whose not fat in the slightest, and for the record, you sound like a fucking insecure douchebag. “LOL!’ !!! ‘We can see right through you!” ….dont fool yourself, you’re on your own, and the more you talk, the more evident that becomes. Your dumb ass talks about how ‘Kate Moss is still a woman’ but in the same breath, insist this chicks not? Do you realize how fucking ignorant and hippocritical you sound? No one would compare this chick w Kelly Clarkson- apples and bowling balls, but keep trying.. take a run and jump…wtf do you get this shit?

  44. Hugh Gentry

    god damn, this chick is so fucking sexy. she so needs to have a sex tape released.

  45. Smarm

    ” 97. Hugh Gentry – November 27, 2009 9:24 PM

    god damn, this chick is so fucking sexy. she so needs to have a sex tape released.

    Once again, I am in complete agreement w you….your bottomless well of knowledge is surpassed only by my own, when it comes to the art of the incredible ass. And thighs. And vulva. And……well, nevermind. You get the point. Carry on.

    And I’ve got a call in- I’ll let you know the outcome of our discussion, but suffice it to say the chances of a sex tape are quite good. Just have to make sure I’m free that day …

  46. um

    @92

    You know what, you’re absolutely right. Women do come in all shapes and sizes, except the hot ones have big boobs, little waists, and round asses.

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