Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I’m taking off until Monday, I figured I’d just point you in the direction of the link partners I’m extremely thankful for. So feel free to scope out their sites while I’m gone, or just stare into Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass for the entire weekend. This isn’t a dictatorship.
Also, “Bahls.” HA!
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Jake | November 25, 2009 at 3:55 pm
FIRST THUNDER-CUNTS!!!
kingofbeer | November 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I would rock that hard! oh and almost Nip in first pic! I love the curvy ladies!
cc | November 25, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Why the hell isn’t me applying that sun lotion? God hates me, that’s why.
Sam's Gorilla Friend | November 25, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Epic body. Look at those delicious chunky thighs. Quite the knockers as well. Who she is, you ask? I’ve no idea.
João Araújo | November 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I don’t speak ou write in English, but I LOVE THIS GIRL.
She works on a comedy program on brazilian TV, called “Pânico na TV” (panic on tv) and if you want to see her and other beautiful e amazing girls, this is the site:
http://www.redetv.com.br/portal/paniconatv/
Specially the photo gallery: http://www.redetv.com.br/portal/paniconatv/galeria.aspx (look for PANICATS).
I see this crazy gossip (is this correct:?) every day.
From Brazil,
Joáo Araújo
WE RUN LA . | November 25, 2009 at 4:06 pm
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http://www.popduds.com/ | November 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm
MOTHER OF GOD
Rough heading to grandma's | November 25, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Bahls as in Bahls deep? who is this latin honey? I cant find her wiki…
Fletcher | November 25, 2009 at 4:09 pm
How did you miss the partial nipple slip in the first pic? Great looking body btw
Harold^Sick | November 25, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Six to Twelve faster than a clock on crack.
Me likey the poon | November 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm
NICE JUICY CUNT!
FAT! NEXT! | November 25, 2009 at 4:14 pm
FAT! NEXT!
Bruce_D | November 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I’d shove it in dry and twist her meat. Fuck it…it’s the holidays.
who dat | November 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
This is a hot piece of ass to head to vacation on. Great choice.
boyingcruz | November 25, 2009 at 4:19 pm
looks like a dude.
Bruce_D | November 25, 2009 at 4:23 pm
with a name like cruzingboys…should be right up your alley.
House, Maxwell | November 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm
pic 5
Vanquish | November 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Awww, and I fapped like 5 mins ago. Damn this to hell.
I love these high waist bikinis.
RebelMinion | November 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Who the hell is Nicole Bahls?
kimo | November 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@#19 Who cares she is 3/4 naked with a great body lol
bob | November 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Free Mac Makeup Kit!
Haywood Jablowmie | November 25, 2009 at 4:54 pm
#12, if this girl is fat, enjoying sticking your gay cock into a pile of sticks in the forest.
Haywood Jablowmie | November 25, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Ms. Balls, I’d like to introduce you to My Balls.
Parker | November 25, 2009 at 5:05 pm
When photo 5 was snapped I know it was God’s finger on the shutter button. He made one special just for me. Then when she flopped down on her stomach, he took a couple for baby Jesus. This is what the holidays are all about.
Tom cruise | November 25, 2009 at 5:17 pm
she looks like a porn star that only does gangbang anals
hitandwatch | November 25, 2009 at 5:22 pm
hot
Tire Swing | November 25, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Check out the teefs on her lotion-applicationist.
Kimberly | November 25, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Where is the “other” news?
Ass-Spanker | November 25, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Yeah, that ass was made for some serious spanking.
GrandpaMccain | November 25, 2009 at 6:01 pm
what i would give to slip the ol’ tubular into dat ass!!
Fail | November 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
“and other news” fail. You’re slippin’ homie.
Dave Mustaine | November 25, 2009 at 6:11 pm
First thing that I would do is motor boat her ass with my face. Now this is a woman.
Smarm | November 25, 2009 at 6:14 pm
” 12. FAT! NEXT! – November 25, 2009 4:14 PM
FAT! NEXT!
”
Douchebag. Next! Shes in no way fucking fat.
and 31, shut your cockholster….the only thing ‘fail’ is that stupid ass phrase, that got tired a long time ago. Go fuck yourself. Homie.
NICE | November 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Epic ass.
Another ‘viewpoint’ below…
http://www.sportlive.it/gallery/foto/calcio/foto-ronaldo/nicole_bahls1.jpeg
George Hamilton | November 25, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Who the fuck uses SPF 2?
(except me of course to whack it to her, but that’s beside the point…)
lilu | November 25, 2009 at 6:49 pm
brazil – where girls get their first boob job as a sweet sixteen present from their daddies. *rolls eyes*
Anon | November 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Don’t know who she is but she’s got a body made for f*cking!
DAMN!!
Nameless | November 25, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Kim K could lose all the weight she wants (or just tell brother to photoshop some pics and add them to her tweets) but she’ll never come close to having this chick’s bod. I DARE Kim to take shots like this under the sun with no photo touch up.
daddy likes | November 25, 2009 at 6:57 pm
this chick needs to take part in gang-bangs and also bukkakes. I bet she is a sex machine. Me likes!
pimp | November 25, 2009 at 7:08 pm
humina humina humina…
Timmy | November 25, 2009 at 7:40 pm
what is so nice about her body?
Adam Lambert | November 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm
this is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!
Laura | November 25, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I can’t get past her face…I’ll pass
GROSS | November 25, 2009 at 7:49 pm
yucky…I threw up a bit
paydayone | November 25, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Wow. What’s the use?
BUTTA | November 25, 2009 at 7:52 pm
butta-face, butta-butt, ….butta-everything
ready for someone on this site to insert the dildo in my butt…happy holidays!
Steve O | November 25, 2009 at 9:16 pm
All you idiots dogging her are either a)sharing a brain or b)retarded. You have no business judging, but if you insist on it, pull your fat beached whale asses in front of the mirror….until then, shut the fuck up. Its one thing to dog
britney, or kate plus eight, but this chicks just plain hot.Shes not rail thin, shes not fat, shes got a womans fucking body. but you fuckers will wretch and make fools of yourself no matter what she looks like….you just run your mouth to run your mouth.
edit: 4 of the last 5 posters are the same assclown posting under different handles…if youre going to fling insults at least man the fuck up, you cowardly fuck
Happy Thxgiving all you silly superficial fucks!! (minus those i just called out of course)
Wowza | November 25, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Yes, she certainly is fugly….
Come on, people, get real …she’s stunning.
Does this look fat to you? (NSFW- nekkid)
http://storage0.dms.mpinteractiv.ro/media/2/204/4810/2718414/2/9-jpg1213718172.jpg
poop | November 25, 2009 at 9:54 pm
UGLY!!! OUT!!!
Hugh Gentry | November 25, 2009 at 10:25 pm
best body ever!! I love how you can see her asshole in pic 5! she so needs to take that top off and let them breathe!!!!! looking at her makes me so fucking horny…I need to knock one off.