Nicole Bahls’ ass is about to save lives

January 13th, 2010 // 150 Comments

Because I have a keen eye for star power and name recognition, here’s Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass which I’m about to use to help the people of Haiti. In case you’ve been too busy reading this site – it happens – they just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday. You can help out in less than two seconds by doing the following:

Text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross.

OR

Text “YELE” to 501501 to donate $5 to Wyclef Jean’s Haiti Earthquake Relief Fund.

That’s the price of one latte, folks. Or two if you’re that kickass co-worker who always springs for coffee. And lap dances. (Hint, hint.)

UPDATE: Might want to hold off on the Wyclef donations.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. jiz

    Me like Nicole’s furry ass!!!

  2. Smarm

    “97. Swarm, really – January 14, 2010 8:25 AM

    SWARM you are a dumbed down typical idtiotic american. Nation building does not start with military invasions you stupid right wing faggot. The fact that you were in the core means nothing regarding your function in life. I guess it’s easy to feel brave behind advanced military technology. How brave would you be if you were on the opposite side?
    We set up the Duvaliers to allow us to exploit the natural resources of Haiti and those people never had a chance to develop. Just like the middle east. Don’t lie and deny that we are there for the sake of Israel and the oil and natural gas you lying moron. Of course being a moron does inhibit one’s sense of reality.
    It’s jerks like you that keep evil men in power.

    Post under your earlier handle you fucking coward. And if you’re going to rehash the same stupid bullshit post after post, dont bother. No one buys into your bullshit, no one gives a fuck that you’re a hippocritical coward, so go waste someone elses time trying to sell that shit.

    And funny you say that being a moron doesnt inhibit ones sense of reality, because in your case, it obviously has. Keep using the internet to spew that tired ass propaganda and talking shit knowing full well this is the only forum you can do it in because you’re such a fucking coward that posting anonymously is the only way you’ll even consider running your mouth. Why?
    Because you know your punk ass would get killed the minute you did otherwise. Funny thing is I guarantee you’re doing all this from your parents basement in some fucking podunk farm house in S Dakota, because you dont have the intestinal fortitude to back your beliefs up w action and get the fuck out of the country. Course I’m sure you’ll lie about that too.

    You want to talk shit about me or my prior service, or question my ‘intelligence’ (careful in that glass house of yours, fuckstick) do so without hiding behind some bullshit handle. otherwise, dont waste my time.

  3. Nero

    Kardashians are a bit 2009 isn’t it!? Let’s find even a better ass for 2010!

  4. Smarm

    “Don’t lie and deny that we are there for the sake of Israel and the oil and natural gas you lying moron”

    And this just goes to show how truly ignorant you really are. All you do is buy into anti-American propaganda you can find, regardless of whether theres a shred of truth to it. See, we were out there w a naval team of doctors and dentists, giving free medical and dental to the Haitian civilians… but i’m sure you’re right- I”m sure those same doctors were fed-ex’ing crude back a half gallon at a time and it was all just a facade so we could get that oil! Fucking idiot. And whether or not I had access to military technology, the fact is, i was defending my country for the time i was in while you hid behind the blanket of freedom thats provided by the military and accomplish absolutely nothing in life (unless you consider googling ‘anti-american sentiment and taking whatever you read as gospel as accomplishing something.. personally, i think you should just end it all now- you certainly wont be missed).

    Again- as I said above- youre a fucking coward. Talk all that shit and act like you have such strong beliefs while you hide behind the anonymity of the internet. Keyboard warrior.

  5. HOLY HAIRY ASS! She looks GREAT in these but check out her website http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/ or click on my name…..are you FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH ALL THAT ASS HAIR? I could rub one out to these pics but the welcome page to her website made me taste puke in my throat. Wow.

  6. Gando

    @103
    Yeah we’d need fresh blood to feast on.This post is a good start (means i’d expect more posts).

  7. oh shut the fuck up pussy

    “105. Dude – January 14, 2010 10:16 AM

    HOLY HAIRY ASS! She looks GREAT in these but check out her website http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/ or click on my name…..are you FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH ALL THAT ASS HAIR? I could rub one out to these pics but the welcome page to her website made me taste puke in my throat. Wow.

    Give me a break- stop overexaggerating and quit being a pussy. Its no different than that neandrethal of an old lady you crawl in bed w every night- and you even offer to comb her asshair, so whys this chick any different?

  8. Swarm's Master

    Swarm (what a tough guy you are!), you are a right wing hate mongerer of the commonest variety. We spend a three quarters of a trillion dollars of a year now on defense, have a CIA, FBI, NSA, Division of Homeland Security, X-Ray our private parts at airports and hassle the elderly. OUR Elderly, coward!
    Why don’t you man up and tell us what you know about 911. Where were all the trillions of dollars in security then? Why didn’t any of our jets scramble forth to meet our new enemy?

    Why don’t you pull your jarhead out of your filthy pussy ass and tell us all about
    Operation Northwoods?
    Look it up guys!
    I guess a cunt like you hides in his uniform and feels like a big man. I have tremendous respect for our men and women in uniform who serve bravely doing what they believe in their hearts are what is right for their nation. ANY nation anywhere in the world. We are all human beings. It seems a pity that we spend all of our money on war and not peace?
    Why not use the money we waste on murder and instead invest it here on our crumbling infrastructure? Tell me macho man, why not?

    Operation Norhtwoods, look it up.

  9. Galtacticus

    In evolutionary point of view i’d understand better now why some mammals did return to the sea.

  10. Rhialto

    Is this girl Armenian?

  11. Swarm

    ok ok you got me on that one. Please take my ass.

  12. Smarm

    “108. Swarm’s Master – January 14, 2010 10:26 AM

    Swarm (what a tough guy you are!), you are a right wing hate mongerer of the commonest variety. We spend a three quarters of a trillion dollars of a year now on defense, have a CIA, FBI, NSA, Division of Homeland Security, X-Ray our private parts at airports and hassle the elderly. OUR Elderly, coward!
    Why don’t you man up and tell us what you know about 911. Where were all the trillions of dollars in security then? Why didn’t any of our jets scramble forth to meet our new enemy?

    Why don’t you pull your jarhead out of your filthy pussy ass and tell us all about
    Operation Northwoods?
    Look it up guys!
    I guess a cunt like you hides in his uniform and feels like a big man. I have tremendous respect for our men and women in uniform who serve bravely doing what they believe in their hearts are what is right for their nation. ANY nation anywhere in the world. We are all human beings. It seems a pity that we spend all of our money on war and not peace?
    Why not use the money we waste on murder and instead invest it here on our crumbling infrastructure? Tell me macho man, why not?

    Operation Norhtwoods, look it up.

    Yawn..

    Blah blah blah, blah blah blah…

    I say again (and then i’m done- you arent even worth arguing with, anyone can copy/paste the name of a few conspiracy theories and throw in a ‘moron’ and /or ‘pussy’ for good measure.. you have respect for us? Right. Thats evident, and has been evident from your first post, moron), if you dont like it, and arent happy here, get the fuck out. THAT would be really having conviction in your beliefs. THAT would show you’re serious and not just some keyboard warrior spouting off when it suits him and then going to sleep at night knowing the same ‘morons’ he bashes are the ones that keep his bigoted ass safe. If you cant see the irony and hipocracy in what youre ranting about while you sit in the same country you’re bashing and the same military you’re insulting, you really arent worth talking to. Then again, its my own fault for not seeing that in your first tired ass rant.

  13. Smarm

    111. Swarm – January 14, 2010 10:47 AM

    ok ok you got me on that one. Please take my ass.

    What’re you, 4?

    Moron.

  14. Swarm is really dim witted

    “Yawn” hahahaah I bore you because you are not bright enough to pay attention, just like Ronald Reagan would crack up jokes when his staff attempted to perpetually educate his dumb ass regarding the pressing affairs of state. He would quickly mentally tire and make jokes. nice. you right wing fellers vote for idiots like yourselves don’t you? Not the brightest bunch in the world and that’s why the wool from your own back’s are shorn, you stupid fucking little sheep!

    Operation northwoods is a fact, traitor. Why don’t you stop trolling on liberal sites, you dumb fuck hypocite? You are not brave, nor are you intelligent. I take it your just don’t know anything nor are you capable of learning.

    One more thing. Why do you cut and paste everything I say onto what you say? Are you that fucking dumb (my bad)?

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  16. sandra

    I don’t get how people think her face is ugly. She’s beautiful. I’d like to see how your face measures up. That’d be a laugh.

    Anyways, from a girl’s perspective, I believe from her waist up, she’s flawless (despite the fake breasts…not a fan). She is very toned; quite perfect. From the waist down, I can try to understand the male obsession, but I can’t see how any girl would want that behind following her around all day. I mean it’s huge, and the legs are like two giant tree trunks. I guess she needs those to hold that up. BUT, I must add, that as large as all of it is, it does sit very nicely. Nothing like the Kardashian booty…that’s much more of a curse. Kim always looks like she’s strapped in a diaper. Poor girl.

  17. missywiss

    Okay okay…. I have one question:

    When people type “lol”, are they seriously laughing out loud? It’s really over used, and I just don’t think there’s that many people laughing out loud over the shit they write themselves. Just wondering.

    okay, two questions. When is the fucking revolution? I want to mark my calender. Getting bored waiting for a truel leader whose not afraid to be politically incorrect to step up and lead.

  18. vdls

    #72 Unfortunately the “skeleton look” is far from out. Miranda Kerr and especially Alessandra Ambrosio are seen as “perfect” bodies by seemingly just about everyone.

  19. Swarm

    117 right here buddy. I would gladly lead this nation with pride. First thing I would do is get rid of all the rottne liberals. They are the cause of all our problems here. Trust me if it werent for them we would be in good shape.

  20. Rog

    I’m not into big chicks because I am fit and I want my chick to be fit too. It would be expensive just feeding her daily. Her food intake must be double of my food intake to maintain her big ass and thighs. She is in good company with Kim Kardashian, but Kim looks soft and isn’t shit without lipo, breast implants, butt girdles, and airbrushing.

  21. splashSOS

    I think she’s built extremely well. course I could be biased since i also have a big round butt and strong thick thighs. Men love it, well the ones who have enough length not to be scared. White, black, latino, Indian, and asian men chase me so obviously men DO like big round soft asses. Y’all jealous stick figures can kiss my voluptous ass!

  22. Johnny Lava

    @ picture #7 OM NOM NOM NOM

  23. Doug

    #122

    Unfortunately most Americans are fat like this chick, but she has the fat in her ass and thighs and for men that love a big ass then she’s the one! Most men that love big asses don’t care about breasts, but she got the implants to please all I suppose. I love a chick with a small tight ass but the selection for these special chicks are hard to find, so I find myself banging fat chicks. I never know what I’m going to get until they take off their support garments. Except for the fit chicks that require no support garments.

  24. jiz

    I’m already an acknowledged admirer of Ms. Bahls’ fine and ample bottom (see #101 above). Likewise, I think Ms. Kim Kardashian has a booty worth dropping to my knees and worshipping with every ounce of oral power God gave me. To all you doofuses out there who keep knocking one versus the other, here’s a news flash: it IS possible to admire more than one gal at a time. Now you can get back to beating your tiny little meats. Carry on.

  25. zaxzax

    good lord her ass is hairy on that homepage opening picture! I got a hairball looking at it!!!!!!!!!!!!! good golly miss molly

  26. nat

    who the hell can tell? She’s sticking it out so much she’s practically squatting in every pic.

  27. wow, she had good ass..two thumbs!!

  28. zebop

    I’m having an Al Pacino moment because that’s a “GREAT ASS!”

  29. Pa

    #19,

    The joke is on you. Those pictures were taken in Brazil. 90% of Brazilians are Christian (they have a giant statue of Jesus to prove it).

  30. She is stunningly gorgeous and has one of the best bodies in hollywood.

  31. WOW! she is looking to hot and her center point is too good and she is looking to nice and beautiull.
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  32. boo boo

    I think she has an awesome body but she could stand to loose a little bit weight.

  33. ovejarry

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  36. I AGREE WITH # 93

    WHO CARES WHAT THIS SKANKS ASS LOOKS LIKE ..BIG,SMALL,NICE.NASTY …IT SERVES ITS PURPOSE ,,,WHICH IS TO TAKE STINKY ASS SHITS !!! THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN THIS WORLD TO WORRY ABOUT THEN STARING AT SOMEONES BIG OL GHETTO BOOTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRAY FOR PEOPLE SUFFERING AROUND THE WORLD AND TRY TO HAVE A HEART !!!!!!!!!!! IF I COULD BE OVER IN HAITI RIGHT NOW HELPING I WOULD BUT UNFORTUNATELY I CANT !!!!!!! GROW UP PEOPLE AND LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE HERE NOT THE BIGGER ASS !!!!!!!!!! MY HEART AND PRAYERS GO TO ANYONE THAT NEEDS IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS :)

  37. I AGREE WITH # 93

    WHO CARES WHAT THIS SKANKS ASS LOOKS LIKE ..BIG,SMALL,NICE.NASTY …IT SERVES ITS PURPOSE ,,,WHICH IS TO TAKE STINKY ASS SHITS !!! THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN THIS WORLD TO WORRY ABOUT THEN STARING AT SOMEONES BIG OL GHETTO BOOTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRAY FOR PEOPLE SUFFERING AROUND THE WORLD AND TRY TO HAVE A HEART !!!!!!!!!!! IF I COULD BE OVER IN HAITI RIGHT NOW HELPING I WOULD BUT UNFORTUNATELY I CANT !!!!!!! GROW UP PEOPLE AND LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE HERE NOT THE BIGGER ASS !!!!!!!!!! MY HEART AND PRAYERS GO TO ANYONE THAT NEEDS IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS :)

  38. Ptakers

    lol even if shes hot as fuk shes beeing banged by a nigger so shes a slut

  39. Lil

    Since you like her so much, check out the twat that she’s dating:

    http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1456131-9798,00-NICOLE+BAHLS+E+KAYKY+BRITO+INTERESSE+COMECOU+ANTES+DO+REVEILLON.html

  40. Rex

    My eyes were intensely straining at pic # 12. Labia? Where’s the labia? Darn!! Maybe it’s only public hair!??

  41. ppp

    WHO CARES WHAT THIS SKANKS ASS LOOKS

  42. nnn

    Since you like her so much, check out the twat that she’s dating:

  43. eee

    WOW! she is looking to hot and her center point is too good and she is looking to nice and beautiull.

  44. to the dumbass who keeps bashing swarm

    It is obvious that anti American liberals and the good Americans absolutely hate each other. Trust me ass-wipe. We hate you as much or more than you hate us. If I could snap my fingers and make you all poof into nonexistence I would do so. Since that is impossible, how about a good old fashioned Civil War. That way both sides could hold to their principles and the liberals would finally be shut down permanently. You could try to negotiate your way out of death and we could just use our military to destroy you. That sounds perfectly fair to me. Both sides would behave exactly as it feels it should during a war. And again, the Republican party would win, just like it did the first go around. I am fully aware I have not changed your thinking and that you will continue spewing your ignorance. You should be aware that approximately 60%+ of Americans identify themselves as conservative in ideology. And there is nothing that Hollywood, the media, nor supposed Academia can do to change that reality. You lose in ideas, you lose in wars, simply put, you are just a bunch of losers. I’d be thrilled to not have you in MY beloved country!

  45. She is looking too pretty women thats a my thinking and looking too sexy in bikiny,

  46. PLE AND LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE HERE NOT THE BIGGER ASS !!!!!!!!!! MY HEART AND PRAYERS GO T

  47. WOW! She is looking too sexy women and her wearing a clothing style is too nice and thats a bikiny which is weared thats a too good nice………

  48. Soviet Snow

    @76. Holy shit! That’s exactly a Druuna looking ass. Good call!

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