Nicole Bahls’ ass is about to save lives

Because I have a keen eye for star power and name recognition, here’s Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass which I’m about to use to help the people of Haiti. In case you’ve been too busy reading this site – it happens – they just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday. You can help out in less than two seconds by doing the following:

Text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross.


Text “YELE” to 501501 to donate $5 to Wyclef Jean’s Haiti Earthquake Relief Fund.

That’s the price of one latte, folks. Or two if you’re that kickass co-worker who always springs for coffee. And lap dances. (Hint, hint.)

UPDATE: Might want to hold off on the Wyclef donations.

Photos: Flynet