Nicole Bahls’ ass is about to save lives

January 13th, 2010 // 150 Comments

Because I have a keen eye for star power and name recognition, here’s Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass which I’m about to use to help the people of Haiti. In case you’ve been too busy reading this site – it happens – they just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday. You can help out in less than two seconds by doing the following:

Text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross.

OR

Text “YELE” to 501501 to donate $5 to Wyclef Jean’s Haiti Earthquake Relief Fund.

That’s the price of one latte, folks. Or two if you’re that kickass co-worker who always springs for coffee. And lap dances. (Hint, hint.)

UPDATE: Might want to hold off on the Wyclef donations.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Honestyl she has a good ass

  2. converge4

    lol photo number 7 is priceless in so many ways

  3. JamesToselandisGay

    Who is she? And where do I buy?

  4. Thoth

    much better than a Kardashian ass why would you compare them?

  5. Jymmy

    I would like to Karachi chop that in #16 and show you that I really can break boards.

  6. The Dude

    Face down, ass up… that’s the way I like girls to swim…

  7. Nameless

    The dude in pic 7 must be gay because his eyes aren’t locked on to her ass. At that range, she’s not hiding anything from you.

  8. pimp

    skeet skeet skeet…

  9. Vanquish

    I already know what I’m fapping to tonight!

  10. who dat

    Bet the pro athletes browse this site shopping for their next hos’.

  11. Jay North

    Comparing Kim’s big saggy fat ass to this chicks sexy big ripe ass is an insult.
    Unlike Kim Kardasshian fat saggy ass that requires airbrushing and girdles. Kim got lipo on her thighs so now she really looks weird with lipo thighs and a big fat saggy ass. Although she has fat on her ass and thighs; you can tell she exercises because the sides of her ass have muscle cuts unlike Kim’s big lump of lard ass lol!

  12. Euphorickc

    Thanks for the Red Cross info.

  13. Vinnie the Chin

    You sure her ass is going to save lives or did it cause the earthquake when she pinched a loaf causing seismic activity?

  14. Parker

    I bet it feels like warm grape jello inside her sweet ass. Buttfucking her would be like buttfucking an angel from heaven.

  15. Old Richport’s Ghost is about 1 lb. lighter from all the goo he’s dropped into Kleenex while drooling over these pix.

  16. krazykat314

    I would go completely Lesbo for this woman.I would do unspeakable things to her ass.

  17. James

    she is ugly! Nothing nice about her at all.

  18. SUPER! Fish

    really nicely done superfish folks.

  19. Deacon Jones

    @7

    You’re right on. Most muslims are closet fags because they separated from chicks their entire kid/teen lives, so they turn to sucking dick like prisoners do.

    That’s why they’re always pissed off, sexual suppression. Their countries convert them to sucking dirty, hairy, man cock.

  20. oh my yum

    if i were that dude in #7 id pull the bottoms to the side and plow my face right in there. looks delicious.

  21. elkaybie

    donated to both. thanks for sharing the info.

  22. andy7171

    MOTHER OF ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL!!!!

  23. Jerry

    Near Nip-slip in pic 15

  24. will

    I would change my last name if it was “BAHLS”.

  25. Jimmy

    Definitely not in the low of sluts occupied by the Kardashian attention getting whores.

  26. Sardonic

    A veritable Brazilian carnivale ride.

  27. direchef

    You are indeed using her ass in a most humanitarian manner.

  28. Mal Gusto

    Haiti “just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday”??
    How the hell could you tell. Save your money, don’t rebuild it. We should just evacuate the whole island to Miami. The island is an utter shithole.

  29. rex kramer

    This just in. Earthquakes leave 3 million homeless in Haiti, damage is pegged at 40 dollars…

  30. Mal Gusto

    Haiti “just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday”??
    How the hell could you tell. Save your money, don’t rebuild it. We should just evacuate the whole island to Miami. The island is an utter shithole.

  31. Emma

    That might be some labia in #12…

  32. NANA

    i can see a brown spot

  33. conan

    I dont know who she is and I don’t care. I just want to keep looking at her.

    or at least for the next 2 minutes and **OOOOH**

    never mind. I’m done.

  34. Becca

    I had to Google this broad to see who she is. Has anyone been to her official Web site? What is up with the pronounced peach fuzz on her ass on the main page? http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/

  35. Roxi

    Now thats a perfect body i give her @ 10!

  36. EWWWWWWW

    This woman is not attractive. I don’t know what it is men like about giant asses, but most women find it repulsive. I would rather have a pancake ass than that thing. Fucking gross.

  37. Mal Gusto

    @35..You could have warned us there was music on the site. I had to race for the volume knob so my co-worker (my wife) wouldn’t wonder what I was doing.
    You’re right though, the peachfuzz is strange. Actually, more like a pelt.

  38. Jammy

    mother
    FUCKER!

  39. Papa Doc and Baby Doc

    Yeah poor Haiti just like Cuba had the miserable fortune to live next to us and suffer absolute tyranny.
    The Muslims might not be so unhappy if we were not their setting up puppet governments or invading with zillions of dollars worth of military equiptment. Just think of the poor suffering people of the United States. What if the trillion dollars a year we spent on “defense” (offense?) was instead spent on the taxpayers needs and our own infrastructure.

    Bonus Hint: Nation building is best achieved without blowing the fucking places up!

  40. Deacon Jones

    Wow. Major peach fuzz.

    Fuck it, she could shave it off and I’d snort lines of it for days just to tap that. Parker style.

  41. sh

    Judging from her site, you can hardly see her ass beneath all the fuzz. She has the hairiest ass I’ve ever seen. Maybe Brazilians have a thing for hairy asses?

  42. God of Thunder

    Yummy!

  43. cvb

    Why is she not in Porn already , her name is Balls , Coco meet your darker skinned double, lol

  44. mafme

    If she could act, I’d pick her to play Lila in a live-action Futurama. But since the former probably isn’t true and the latter isn’t going to happen I’ll just admire her ass from here. *unfolds chair*

  45. Frenchie

    The main picture on her website (http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/)
    is really freakin disgusting.
    Hairy hairy

  46. v tard

    Well…she’s absolutely and totally aware of her asset.

  47. j to the 3rd power

    Nice one 41.

  48. j to the 3rd power

    Thx Fish, I donated and passed the tip on.

  49. asda

    “This woman is not attractive. I don’t know what it is men like about giant asses, but most women find it repulsive. I would rather have a pancake ass than that thing. Fucking gross.”

    uh… most women arent into other women anyway. youre an idiot. go ahead and have a pancake ass, thats all youre gonna have, you certainly aint attractin any men with it. i hope you like cats, cuz thats all the company youll have in a few years, hag.

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