Because I have a keen eye for star power and name recognition, here’s Nicole Bahls’ Kardashian-esque ass which I’m about to use to help the people of Haiti. In case you’ve been too busy reading this site – it happens – they just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday. You can help out in less than two seconds by doing the following:
Text “HAITI” to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross.
OR
Text “YELE” to 501501 to donate $5 to Wyclef Jean’s Haiti Earthquake Relief Fund.
That’s the price of one latte, folks. Or two if you’re that kickass co-worker who always springs for coffee. And lap dances. (Hint, hint.)
UPDATE: Might want to hold off on the Wyclef donations.
Photos: Flynet
hollywood gossip | January 13, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Honestyl she has a good ass
converge4 | January 13, 2010 at 12:28 pm
lol photo number 7 is priceless in so many ways
JamesToselandisGay | January 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Who is she? And where do I buy?
Thoth | January 13, 2010 at 12:32 pm
much better than a Kardashian ass why would you compare them?
Jymmy | January 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I would like to Karachi chop that in #16 and show you that I really can break boards.
The Dude | January 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Face down, ass up… that’s the way I like girls to swim…
Nameless | January 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm
The dude in pic 7 must be gay because his eyes aren’t locked on to her ass. At that range, she’s not hiding anything from you.
pimp | January 13, 2010 at 12:39 pm
skeet skeet skeet…
Vanquish | January 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I already know what I’m fapping to tonight!
who dat | January 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Bet the pro athletes browse this site shopping for their next hos’.
Jay North | January 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Comparing Kim’s big saggy fat ass to this chicks sexy big ripe ass is an insult.
Unlike Kim Kardasshian fat saggy ass that requires airbrushing and girdles. Kim got lipo on her thighs so now she really looks weird with lipo thighs and a big fat saggy ass. Although she has fat on her ass and thighs; you can tell she exercises because the sides of her ass have muscle cuts unlike Kim’s big lump of lard ass lol!
Euphorickc | January 13, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Thanks for the Red Cross info.
Vinnie the Chin | January 13, 2010 at 12:49 pm
You sure her ass is going to save lives or did it cause the earthquake when she pinched a loaf causing seismic activity?
Parker | January 13, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I bet it feels like warm grape jello inside her sweet ass. Buttfucking her would be like buttfucking an angel from heaven.
Richport's Ghost | January 13, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Old Richport’s Ghost is about 1 lb. lighter from all the goo he’s dropped into Kleenex while drooling over these pix.
krazykat314 | January 13, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I would go completely Lesbo for this woman.I would do unspeakable things to her ass.
James | January 13, 2010 at 1:03 pm
she is ugly! Nothing nice about her at all.
SUPER! Fish | January 13, 2010 at 1:15 pm
really nicely done superfish folks.
Deacon Jones | January 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
@7
You’re right on. Most muslims are closet fags because they separated from chicks their entire kid/teen lives, so they turn to sucking dick like prisoners do.
That’s why they’re always pissed off, sexual suppression. Their countries convert them to sucking dirty, hairy, man cock.
THECHOP | January 13, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Shes awesome, heres some nudes, enjoy faggots
http://www.sempretops.com/destaques/ensaio-de-nicole-bahls-semi-nua-no-the-girl/
oh my yum | January 13, 2010 at 1:23 pm
if i were that dude in #7 id pull the bottoms to the side and plow my face right in there. looks delicious.
elkaybie | January 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm
donated to both. thanks for sharing the info.
andy7171 | January 13, 2010 at 1:33 pm
MOTHER OF ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL!!!!
Jerry | January 13, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Near Nip-slip in pic 15
will | January 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I would change my last name if it was “BAHLS”.
Jimmy | January 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Definitely not in the low of sluts occupied by the Kardashian attention getting whores.
Sardonic | January 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm
A veritable Brazilian carnivale ride.
direchef | January 13, 2010 at 2:05 pm
You are indeed using her ass in a most humanitarian manner.
Mal Gusto | January 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Haiti “just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday”??
How the hell could you tell. Save your money, don’t rebuild it. We should just evacuate the whole island to Miami. The island is an utter shithole.
rex kramer | January 13, 2010 at 2:16 pm
This just in. Earthquakes leave 3 million homeless in Haiti, damage is pegged at 40 dollars…
Mal Gusto | January 13, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Haiti “just had their entire country destroyed by earthquakes yesterday”??
How the hell could you tell. Save your money, don’t rebuild it. We should just evacuate the whole island to Miami. The island is an utter shithole.
Emma | January 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm
That might be some labia in #12…
NANA | January 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm
i can see a brown spot
conan | January 13, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I dont know who she is and I don’t care. I just want to keep looking at her.
or at least for the next 2 minutes and **OOOOH**
never mind. I’m done.
Becca | January 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I had to Google this broad to see who she is. Has anyone been to her official Web site? What is up with the pronounced peach fuzz on her ass on the main page? http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/
Roxi | January 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Now thats a perfect body i give her @ 10!
EWWWWWWW | January 13, 2010 at 2:45 pm
This woman is not attractive. I don’t know what it is men like about giant asses, but most women find it repulsive. I would rather have a pancake ass than that thing. Fucking gross.
Mal Gusto | January 13, 2010 at 2:47 pm
@35..You could have warned us there was music on the site. I had to race for the volume knob so my co-worker (my wife) wouldn’t wonder what I was doing.
You’re right though, the peachfuzz is strange. Actually, more like a pelt.
Jammy | January 13, 2010 at 2:49 pm
mother
FUCKER!
Papa Doc and Baby Doc | January 13, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Yeah poor Haiti just like Cuba had the miserable fortune to live next to us and suffer absolute tyranny.
The Muslims might not be so unhappy if we were not their setting up puppet governments or invading with zillions of dollars worth of military equiptment. Just think of the poor suffering people of the United States. What if the trillion dollars a year we spent on “defense” (offense?) was instead spent on the taxpayers needs and our own infrastructure.
Bonus Hint: Nation building is best achieved without blowing the fucking places up!
Deacon Jones | January 13, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Wow. Major peach fuzz.
Fuck it, she could shave it off and I’d snort lines of it for days just to tap that. Parker style.
sh | January 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Judging from her site, you can hardly see her ass beneath all the fuzz. She has the hairiest ass I’ve ever seen. Maybe Brazilians have a thing for hairy asses?
God of Thunder | January 13, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Yummy!
cvb | January 13, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Why is she not in Porn already , her name is Balls , Coco meet your darker skinned double, lol
mafme | January 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm
If she could act, I’d pick her to play Lila in a live-action Futurama. But since the former probably isn’t true and the latter isn’t going to happen I’ll just admire her ass from here. *unfolds chair*
Frenchie | January 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
The main picture on her website (http://www.modelonicolebahls.com.br/)
is really freakin disgusting.
Hairy hairy
v tard | January 13, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Well…she’s absolutely and totally aware of her asset.
j to the 3rd power | January 13, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Nice one 41.
j to the 3rd power | January 13, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Thx Fish, I donated and passed the tip on.
asda | January 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
“This woman is not attractive. I don’t know what it is men like about giant asses, but most women find it repulsive. I would rather have a pancake ass than that thing. Fucking gross.”
uh… most women arent into other women anyway. youre an idiot. go ahead and have a pancake ass, thats all youre gonna have, you certainly aint attractin any men with it. i hope you like cats, cuz thats all the company youll have in a few years, hag.