Nicole Richie Was Probably Doing Coke

January 26th, 2011 // 82 Comments

In my haste to post what was clearly going to be Exhibit A in the resulting trial from Lindsay Lohan murdering Samantha Ronson with a hobo shiv, I somehow forgot to gaze directly into Nicole Richie‘s nostril. Fortunately commenter “Jill” has better journalistic skills than I do and wasn’t afraid to stare into the abyss. What she found may or may not be a “coke booger” as the kids are calling it when they’re not putting babies inside each other, but I’m pretty sure the human body doesn’t produce anything that honky white in the nasal cavity. Then again, I’m not a doctor. Just a man who says he is until propaganda tells you mammograms don’t last two hours or require pudding to “check for lumps.” I’m trying to save lives.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    this is old…riiight??? what happened to her!!?? i thought she settled down and all :((

  2. Bella

    She sucks @ life.

  3. Aplusfour

    am i the only one who thinks it looks completely fake? it looks like two perfect little circles put there with any editing program, even Microsoft Paint. it doesn’t even look connected to her nose or like there’s any dimension to it.

    (not saying the superficial doctored it, but that whoever first published the photos did.)

    she does look all kinds of coked up, but i still think the “evidence” is a sham.

  4. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    Wow. Samantha’s vein in her forehead looks like it’s about to explode. Must be hard to do a blast and then jump in front of a bunch of cameras.

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