Nicole Richie & Samantha Ronson Were in Bikinis. Oh, Good.

September 27th, 2011 // 37 Comments

I’ve never once considered Nicole Richie attractive, but then again I’ve never seen her stand next to Samantha Ronson in a bikini before, so let me safely say Nicole now looks as beautiful as the glowing, radiant face of the “Virgin” Mary as her eyes of tear-filled joy look down upon the baby Jesus for the first time. So kudos to Nicole for being this cynical, and I guess to Samantha for just shrugging and going, “As long as we get dressed in the same room together.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Facebook Me

    For punchin’ out 2 kids, she don’t look half bad. Better than Ronson.

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    maeby
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    it’s like she’s supposed to have a nice body, but then she goes and DOESN’T. on purpose.

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    maeby
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    oh no

  4. Samantha Ronson Nicole Richie Bikini
    maeby
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    what the…

  5. After they left that pool should be drained, demolished, salt the earth where it was and then soak it in diesel and let it burn for 5 days straight.

    If we are lucky, the super STD that was surely formed that day will be vanquished. If not then this might be ground zero of the Zombie Apocalypse.

    • browny

      What STDs are they, you muppet?? One of them is a mother the other is a lesbian. Lesbian’s do not have the STDs that heterosexual (males in particular) have.

      Nicole looks fab.

  6. Dan

    They both look good from my perspective.

  7. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    both look good also. Nicole looks way better than before. Sam actually looks good if she dresses properly.

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    Jonathan
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    Sam ronson has nice body actually. Who knew?

  9. I just looked up “Butterface” in the dictionary and there’s a picture of Samantha Ronson.

  10. Sledman

    Samantha Ronson? How is a possible for a skinny girl to be so fat? I just don’t get it.

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    Coyote
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    Samantha Ronson is pregnant and Nicole Richie is the Father

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    SIN
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    Now thats a shot we can all get behind.

  13. Cock Dr

    LiLo may interupt her Milan cock n cokefest to commit suicide over these shots.

  14. Venom

    Nicole looks pretty doable here.

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    Lori Brook
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    Nicole looks better than I have ever seen her in pics before. She was either chubby or super sick skinny. She looks great now.

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    SIN
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    See? This is what I want YOU to do now.

  17. any butterface can look beautiful behind large sunglasses. but yeah she looks fuckin milfy here!

  18. Wil E. Coyote

    Sam has a bit of bloat. Is she pregnant?

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    LRonHoover
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    And all the seagulls puked up their fish

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    IddoFergiewithYourdick
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    It be the Black Backed Whale, sonny. Feared by most for the way it can git it’s claws into ya and drain yer bank account. Aye, mate. It’s a fearsome creature.

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    b
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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    no

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    J.R.
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    “See my ass?”

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    AtomicMug
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    She has the same bod as the weird chick three cubicles up from me. I suppose you wouldn’t mind if you ENDED UP with it at the end of the night, but you definitely wouldn’t seek it out.

    Thanks for taking the pressure off of us, lesbians!

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    I was expecting far, far, FAR worse. That’s a fairly siesta-able behind.

  25. Sweets

    Nicole looks awesome. What perplexes me though is I know she does Tracy Anderson all the time, yet she has no visible muscles. I do Tracy Anderson and I’m not as thin as her but I have obvious muscle definition. Do Hollywood women just not eat protein or something? How do you work out and not get muscle definition?

  26. forrest gump

    why is nicole still trying to be slim?
    ………………..THIS IS A STONE IN HER SHOE!!

  27. BothBodiesAreBusted

    I’d rather see Nancy Grace’ ball bag

  28. Jessesgirl

    I keep expecting Ronson to have a boyish bod to match her face, but instead she has this mom of three body. Gets me every time.

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    WhoKnew?
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    Does this ass make my ass look big?

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    Studley Hungwell
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    I know Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba is a friend of mine. You ma’am are no Jessica Alba

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    Shawna
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    WOW, this is the first time I’ve ever seen Samantha look like a GIRL! LOL

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    fandy
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    umm YUCK (gagz a lil)

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